# "hi, I'm here to collect your cash..."

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-im-here-to-collect-your-cash/47981
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [May 6, 2008, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-im-here-to-collect-your-cash/47981 "2008-05-06T10:15:08Z")
**Posts on this page:** 10
**Page:** 1

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### Author: ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2008, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-im-here-to-collect-your-cash/47981/1 "2008-05-06T10:15:08Z")

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[http://www.buffalonews.com/258/story/340183.html](http://www.buffalonews.com/258/story/340183.html)

omg, this is great.

> While the woman was was still on the phone, a man came to her door and stated that he was there to collect the money.
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> The victim said the man then entered her home, she handed him about $4,400, and he told her not to tell anyone about this in order to “protect the investigation.”

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### Author: ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2008, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-im-here-to-collect-your-cash/47981/2 "2008-05-06T10:17:37Z")

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Blonde, or Polish?

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### Author: ![skylinez07](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skylinez07/32/4993_2.png) [@skylinez07](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/skylinez07)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2008, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-im-here-to-collect-your-cash/47981/3 "2008-05-06T10:18:25Z")

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WTF??  
why would you even believe the guys in the first place?

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### Author: ![Viper966](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/viper966/32/7268_2.png) [@Viper966](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Viper966)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2008, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-im-here-to-collect-your-cash/47981/4 "2008-05-06T10:21:01Z")

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i wonder how she figured it out…

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### Author: ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2008, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-im-here-to-collect-your-cash/47981/5 "2008-05-06T10:23:02Z")

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WHAT A DOPE!

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2008, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-im-here-to-collect-your-cash/47981/6 "2008-05-06T10:31:17Z")

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Wallet Inspector!!!

:lol:

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### Author: ![SVT3945](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/svt3945/32/7409_2.png) [@SVT3945](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVT3945)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2008, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-im-here-to-collect-your-cash/47981/7 "2008-05-06T10:31:31Z")

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works every time, dam I’m a genius

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### Author: ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2008, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-im-here-to-collect-your-cash/47981/8 "2008-05-06T11:00:21Z")

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she needs to go to a hat removal ceremony

:picard:

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### Author: ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2008, 11:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-im-here-to-collect-your-cash/47981/9 "2008-05-06T11:07:01Z")

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> [@Nikuk](#):
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> Blonde, or Polish?

:squint:

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### Author: ![almostBrett](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/almostbrett/32/5249_2.png) [@almostBrett](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/almostBrett)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2008, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-im-here-to-collect-your-cash/47981/10 "2008-05-06T11:15:44Z")

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wow thats pretty well planned, that sucks, but well planned
