# Hi, my name's Failvis. Even my mom won't play with my penis because of the warts!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 2, 2012, 3:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991 "2012-06-02T15:55:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/21 "2012-06-02T19:50:43Z")
> [@Choices....Choices....Choices....WTF?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/choices-choices-choices-wtf/49778/17): > > and the best part of you dribbled down ur moms asshole… what of it? i dont give 3 shits what you think of me. fuck off. Good job Travis, I’m glad you pretty much said the same exact thing I said. You really are an idiot. ---
**Author:** ![NotSl0w](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@NotSl0w](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NotSl0w)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 7:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/22 "2012-06-02T19:52:52Z")
> [@Neon Driver Charged - You know him! With Pic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/neon-driver-charged-you-know-him-with-pic/49813/26): > > Good job Travis, I’m glad you pretty much said the same exact thing I said. You really are an idiot. theres a million ways to skin a cat… ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 7:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/23 "2012-06-02T19:56:04Z")
Cmon travis don’t say the guys on here fuck whales… we’ve all seen the pic… :lol ---
**Author:** ![NotSl0w](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@NotSl0w](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NotSl0w)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 7:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/24 "2012-06-02T19:56:47Z")
> [@LKSi"](#): > > Cmon travis don’t say the guys on here fuck whales… we’ve all seen the pic… :lol ive moved on. no more harpooning for me.:rofl ---
**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 7:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/25 "2012-06-02T19:58:19Z")
> [@Neon Driver Charged - You know him! With Pic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/neon-driver-charged-you-know-him-with-pic/49813/27): > > theres a million ways to skin a cat… For such a classy individual like yourself shouldn’t you be out enjoying life and not sitting there on your computer in your bug infested bed room at your moms house ---
**Author:** ![NotSl0w](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@NotSl0w](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NotSl0w)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 8:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/26 "2012-06-02T20:00:52Z")
i put in 10 hours of work today already. im home relaxing enjoying a cold beer. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 8:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/27 "2012-06-02T20:01:59Z")
im sure your doing some high class work ---
**Author:** ![NotSl0w](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@NotSl0w](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NotSl0w)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 8:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/28 "2012-06-02T20:02:56Z")
im earning a fair paycheck. probably better than pjb. i mean its not as prestigious as a linen delivery man, but ill manage to get by. ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/29 "2012-06-02T20:03:11Z")
Day trader/stock analyst/hedge fund manager is my guess ---
**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/30 "2012-06-02T20:03:30Z")
> [@Neon Driver Charged - You know him! With Pic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/neon-driver-charged-you-know-him-with-pic/49813/28): > > i put in 10 hours of work today already. im home relaxing enjoying a cold beer. Home as in your parents house drinking your dads beer. Again, we all know you don’t have 2 nickels to rub together to call your own. ---
**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 8:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/31 "2012-06-02T20:04:28Z")
> [@Anyone Ever Play any of the Star Ocean Games?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-ever-play-any-of-the-star-ocean-games/49792/2): > > Day trader/stock analyst/hedge fund manager is my guess I would have guessed burger sales associate at wendy’s ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 8:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/32 "2012-06-02T20:09:00Z")
> [@Rant - Auto Parts stores, especially Pep Boys](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-auto-parts-stores-especially-pep-boys/49770/36): > > im earning a fair paycheck. probably better than pjb. i mean its not as prestigious as a linen delivery man, but ill manage to get by. atleast I can keep a job for more than a month or two ---
**Author:** ![NotSl0w](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@NotSl0w](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NotSl0w)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 8:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/33 "2012-06-02T20:09:19Z")
> [@Callout: Mindless or any 11sec or better cars. slight\_smile](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/callout-mindless-or-any-11sec-or-better-cars/48316/103): > > Home as in your parents house drinking your dads beer. Again, we all know you don’t have 2 nickels to rub together to call your own. yep you hit the nail dead on moron. ur gunna make me cry now… boo fuckidy hoo…:crackup ---
**Author:** ![NotSl0w](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@NotSl0w](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NotSl0w)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 8:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/34 "2012-06-02T20:10:44Z")
> [@delta sonic warning!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/delta-sonic-warning/49794/14): > > atleast I can keep a job for more than a month or two dont take that as a dig pjb… im sure jrubino is aspiring to be just like u when he grows up…IF he grows up.:ponder ---
**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/35 "2012-06-02T20:18:28Z")
> [@NYSpeed Watkins Glen (IRL) Showcase - July 4th, 5th & 6th 2008! \*Now With TRACK TIME!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-watkins-glen-irl-showcase-july-4th-5th-6th-2008-now-with-track-time/45532/157): > > dont take that as a dig pjb… im sure jrubino is aspiring to be just like u when he grows up…IF he grows up.:ponder Pretty sure you don’t want to go there with me on that one. I openly admit I act like an asshole on here to certain members which include you among a few others. You want to talk about growing up?! You all of a sudden are responsible?! HA, now that’s funny ---
**Author:** ![NotSl0w](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@NotSl0w](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NotSl0w)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 8:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/36 "2012-06-02T20:28:33Z")
hahaha all of a sudden. man when was the last time you knew anything about my life? 3+ years ago maybe? i havent been hanging around with anyone on here since late 2009. better re-think what you think you know about me. ---
**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 8:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/37 "2012-06-02T20:35:48Z")
> [@TW: 2002 BMW M3 - 6spd - Possible trade](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tw-2002-bmw-m3-6spd-possible-trade/49791/19): > > hahaha all of a sudden. man when was the last time you knew anything about my life? 3+ years ago maybe? i havent been hanging around with anyone on here since late 2009. better re-think what you think you know about me. Ok if your so grown up now Travis are you still living at home hanging off your mothers tit? What dealership are you working at this time? You talk a big game with nothing to show for it. ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 8:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/38 "2012-06-02T20:39:43Z")
Yo travis… remember when your car caught on fire ---
**Author:** ![NotSl0w](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@NotSl0w](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NotSl0w)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 8:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/39 "2012-06-02T20:42:33Z")
> [@TW: 2002 BMW M3 - 6spd - Possible trade](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tw-2002-bmw-m3-6spd-possible-trade/49791/20): > > Ok if your so grown up now Travis are you still living at home hanging off your mothers tit? What dealership are you working at this time? You talk a big game with nothing to show for it. you nor anyone else here needs to know where i live or where i work. i dont associate with you and have no need to divulge any of that info. with how immature the vast majority of people on here are id expect some kind of infantile prank to be pulled and theres no need to even entice it. where i live or where i work also has nothing to do with a state of mind and how i conduct myself… get that straight as well > [@New Combo Teaser Video](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-combo-teaser-video/49798/2): > > Yo travis… remember when your car caught on fire sure do, bring marshmallows next time. cheapskate. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/40 "2012-06-02T20:48:57Z")
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