# Hi, my name's Failvis. Even my mom won't play with my penis because of the warts!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 2, 2012, 3:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991 "2012-06-02T15:55:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![NotSl0w](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@NotSl0w](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NotSl0w)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 8:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/41 "2012-06-02T20:50:12Z")
> [@delta sonic warning!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/delta-sonic-warning/49794/16): > > How much was the payment on that car again? more than you can afford pal…subaru! ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 8:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/42 "2012-06-02T20:54:06Z")
haha im pretty sure it was more than you could afford… ---
**Author:** ![NotSl0w](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@NotSl0w](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NotSl0w)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 8:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/43 "2012-06-02T20:57:29Z")
> [@Neon Driver Charged - You know him! With Pic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/neon-driver-charged-you-know-him-with-pic/49813/29): > > haha im pretty sure it was more than you could afford… i made the payments just fine. twas a hefty pricetag but gotta pay to play. im done with cars though. i got something to get me from A to B. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 8:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/44 "2012-06-02T20:58:44Z")
Ohhh right right… because you were living at home because you couldn’t afford to move out. ---
**Author:** ![NotSl0w](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@NotSl0w](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NotSl0w)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 9:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/45 "2012-06-02T21:01:26Z")
> [@F. U. Apple and your NEW Iphone](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-u-apple-and-your-new-iphone/49799/2): > > Ohhh right right… because you were living at home because you couldn’t afford to move out. lol had priorities mixed up. toys took precedence. now its function over form. ---
**Author:** ![AutoFocusPhotography](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/34f0e0/32.png) [@AutoFocusPhotography](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AutoFocusPhotography)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 9:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/46 "2012-06-02T21:49:22Z")
No idea who N0tSlow is, or half of you guys… But it seems to me like N0tSlow is the bigger douchenozzle here. On a completely unrelated topic, I’ll keep an eye out for those stolen wheels. Wait, isn’t that a related topic? :banghead ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 10:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/47 "2012-06-02T22:11:34Z")
> [@New Combo Teaser Video](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-combo-teaser-video/49798/6): > > No idea who N0tSlow is, or half of you guys… But it seems to me like N0tSlow is the bigger douchenozzle here. > > On a completely unrelated topic, I’ll keep an eye out for those stolen wheels. Wait, isn’t that a related topic? :banghead [http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=14217](http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=14217) ---
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2012, 4:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/48 "2012-06-03T04:33:04Z")
> [@Callout: Mindless or any 11sec or better cars. slight\_smile](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/callout-mindless-or-any-11sec-or-better-cars/48316/104): > > i made the payments just fine. twas a hefty pricetag but gotta pay to play. > im done with cars though. i got something to get me from A to B. Weren’t you riding a bicycle to work for a while? :skid ---
**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2012, 4:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/49 "2012-06-03T04:47:36Z")
> [@New Combo Teaser Video](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-combo-teaser-video/49798/3): > > you nor anyone else here needs to know where i live or where i work. i dont associate with you and have no need to divulge any of that info. with how immature the vast majority of people on here are id expect some kind of infantile prank to be pulled and theres no need to even entice it. > where i live or where i work also has nothing to do with a state of mind and how i conduct myself… get that straight as well > > sure do, bring marshmallows next time. cheapskate. I stand corrected then that your living at home and working at a slummy car dealership ---
**Author:** ![toomanycamaros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@toomanycamaros](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/toomanycamaros)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2012, 5:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/50 "2012-06-03T05:47:38Z")
> [@Choices....Choices....Choices....WTF?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/choices-choices-choices-wtf/49778/17): > > and the best part of you dribbled down ur moms asshole… what of it? i dont give 3 shits what you think of me. fuck off. Well you obviously care about peoples opinions and comments about you since you post back each time. If your such a good guy why don’t you just take the high road and shut up and get lost. It’s pretty clear nobody values your opinion here. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2012, 6:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/51 "2012-06-03T06:15:24Z")
For some reason he loves the Failvis drama and comes on here every now and then to get more of it. ---
**Author:** ![DARKHORSE02](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/darkhorse02/32/6729_2.png) [@DARKHORSE02](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DARKHORSE02)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2012, 6:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/52 "2012-06-03T06:44:37Z")
:pop ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2012, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/53 "2012-06-05T07:38:49Z")
Come on people split this fucking thread. Send the black pot/kettle to the fucking battle field and lets help out one of the good members of this fourm find his shit. Travis your a fucking joke. I am usually not one to jump on the band wagon of hate, even towards you in the past… but jesus fucking shit. / > [@Neon Driver Charged - You know him! With Pic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/neon-driver-charged-you-know-him-with-pic/49813/24): > > because i look at my life and its nothing special… but then i come look around this site for a couple hours and realize that the vast majority of people here are misfits. they dont fit in with anyone but other car guys. you’re mostly all young with little respect for anyone but yourself and sometimes even that is lacking. morals are nonexistent here. it makes me realize im better off because ive realized life isnt about shaving another tenth of a second off a quarter mile time or how many beers u chugged before u passed out fucking some whale. time to enjoy life rather than proving how big your e-penis is to 80 other guys, or whatever low self esteem girls frequent this site now looking to fit in by sucking dick… its a joke and im only here for my own amusement. not yours, not vlads, not anyones but my own. if that isnt the definition of pot meet kettle i dont know what is. I mean learning form your mistakes and moving on is all well and good, but the trolling you have done here in the last year has proven nothing to very little has actually changed. Fuck I know of 3 places of employment you worked at in the last year and got cann’d from. And saying you have a better job than paul is bullshit. I hope he goes full retard and takes that one to heart. That dude IS getting his shit straight. Sold the mustang and is paying off his debts, and has held a job longer than your STi was drivable. Fuck, even you somehow gave me a damn headache. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2012, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/54 "2012-06-05T10:21:40Z")
But I’m the tool lol ---
**Author:** ![PFaux](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pfaux/32/6722_2.png) [@PFaux](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PFaux)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2012, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/55 "2012-06-05T11:13:25Z")
> [@Neon Driver Charged - You know him! With Pic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/neon-driver-charged-you-know-him-with-pic/49813/24): > > or whatever low self esteem girls frequent this site now looking to fit in by sucking dick. where dey at? ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2012, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/56 "2012-06-05T11:28:10Z")
hahahaha faggot ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2012, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/57 "2012-06-05T12:09:56Z")
:lol ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2012, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/58 "2012-06-05T12:42:23Z")
what in the fuck did i miss. ---
**Author:** ![PFaux](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pfaux/32/6722_2.png) [@PFaux](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PFaux)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2012, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/59 "2012-06-05T12:59:12Z")
> [@LKSi"](#): > > Cmon travis don’t say the guys on here fuck whales… we’ve all seen the pic… :lol is she the one that gave him the warts? ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2012, 2:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/60 "2012-06-05T14:11:56Z")
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