# Hi, my name's Failvis. Even my mom won't play with my penis because of the warts!!!!

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**Created:** [June 2, 2012, 3:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991 "2012-06-02T15:55:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jeremiah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeremiah/32/6318_2.png) [@Jeremiah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeremiah)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2012, 6:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/81 "2012-06-10T18:55:42Z")

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I miss the days when he told me he was going to hit me fast I wouldn’t even know it and so hard I wouldn’t remember the ambulance ride…but in the same post said he’d have me arrested if I came within 10 feet from him. =(

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**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/82 "2012-06-11T11:57:40Z")

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Yesterday I robbed an elderly woman then fed her cat to her grandchild. But that was yesterday its in the past. I’m a changed man.

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/83 "2012-06-11T12:47:34Z")

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![http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/this_is_the_funniest.gif](http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/this_is_the_funniest.gif)

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**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 5:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/84 "2012-06-11T17:12:07Z")

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Lol remember when someone keyed “failvis” into urban dictionary?

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