# Hi, my name's Failvis. Even my mom won't play with my penis because of the warts!!!!

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**Created:** [June 2, 2012, 3:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991 "2012-06-02T15:55:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![NotSl0w](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@NotSl0w](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NotSl0w)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 9:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/45 "2012-06-02T21:01:26Z")

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> [@F. U. Apple and your NEW Iphone](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-u-apple-and-your-new-iphone/49799/2):
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> Ohhh right right… because you were living at home because you couldn’t afford to move out.

lol had priorities mixed up. toys took precedence. now its function over form.

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