# Hi, my name's Failvis. Even my mom won't play with my penis because of the warts!!!!

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**Created:** [June 2, 2012, 3:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991 "2012-06-02T15:55:13Z")\
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**Post date:** [June 3, 2012, 4:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-my-names-failvis-even-my-mom-wont-play-with-my-penis-because-of-the-warts/263991/48 "2012-06-03T04:33:04Z")

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> [@Callout: Mindless or any 11sec or better cars. slight\_smile](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/callout-mindless-or-any-11sec-or-better-cars/48316/104):
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> i made the payments just fine. twas a hefty pricetag but gotta pay to play.  
> im done with cars though. i got something to get me from A to B.

Weren’t you riding a bicycle to work for a while? :skid

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