# Highway Masterbation **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 10, 2013, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/highway-masterbation/229908 "2013-04-10T20:48:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/highway-masterbation/229908/1 "2013-04-10T20:48:07Z")
This quote made me LOL: > “At over 90 miles per hour, he had his penis out [the window]… he was masturbating… and that’s when it got really, really bad.” [http://www.wjhl.com/Global/story.asp?S=21885502](http://www.wjhl.com/Global/story.asp?S=21885502) This guy should get an award, lol. :ohnoes: ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 9:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/highway-masterbation/229908/2 "2013-04-10T21:15:16Z")
soooooo you’re saying you’ve never wacked off while driving? ---
**Author:** ![MP\_B240](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mp_b240/32/5697_2.png) [@MP\_B240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MP_B240)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/highway-masterbation/229908/3 "2013-04-11T08:10:36Z")
always wanted to try this ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/highway-masterbation/229908/4 "2013-04-11T08:14:49Z")
pics or it didn’t happen ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 9:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/highway-masterbation/229908/5 "2013-04-11T09:16:22Z")
If he was doing 90 how did any of these women actually see anything. If you’re doing the speed limit there is like 2s worth of time where he’d be flying by. Props to this man. I can’t believe this is actually a case haha. ---
**Author:** ![somedude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@somedude](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/somedude)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 3:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/highway-masterbation/229908/6 "2013-04-11T15:38:53Z")
> [@ultradriver10000](#): > > If he was doing 90 how did any of these women actually see anything. If you’re doing the speed limit there is like 2s worth of time where he’d be flying by. > > Props to this man. I can’t believe this is actually a case haha. +1 ---
**Author:** ![240pimp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/848f3c/32.png) [@240pimp](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/240pimp)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 4:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/highway-masterbation/229908/7 "2013-04-11T16:54:20Z")
soooo, if he was doing 90, then she would also have to be doing 90 to see all that? ---
**Author:** ![karkas9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@karkas9](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/karkas9)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 6:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/highway-masterbation/229908/8 "2013-04-11T18:00:28Z")
this is epic > “It’s important to make that report because if you don’t, they’re gonna feel that they can continue that offense and continue victimizing more females. And that might be your best friend, your daughter, your mother, your aunt, your niece. And you need to make that report because that’s what’s going to eventually stop that type of behavior,” Christian said. The logic of this person must be subjected to a reward. ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 10:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/highway-masterbation/229908/9 "2013-04-11T22:18:54Z")
> [@240pimp](#): > > soooo, if he was doing 90, then she would also have to be doing 90 to see all that? She was doing 90 while finger blasting her swap hole and was offended that she saw him wacking his Johnson around like it owed him money. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/highway-masterbation/229908/10 "2013-04-12T08:38:10Z")
I would laugh so hard if I saw someone jerking off while driving. ---
**Author:** ![08GT500](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/08gt500/32/5417_2.png) [@08GT500](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/08GT500)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 4:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/highway-masterbation/229908/11 "2013-04-12T16:10:50Z")
> [@dawn](#): > > I would laugh so hard if I saw someone jerking off while driving. While staring at you intently? ---
**Author:** ![iwanagofast1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a9adbd/32.png) [@iwanagofast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/iwanagofast1)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/highway-masterbation/229908/12 "2013-04-12T18:49:30Z")
Elliot Spritzer’s long lost cousin? I know that drinking and driving is illegal, this guy was wanking and driving, at 90 MPH. That’s impressive. Only if the guy had window tint. ---
**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2013, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/highway-masterbation/229908/13 "2013-04-13T08:29:59Z")
> [@08GT500](#): > > While staring at you intently? ![http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbvlVtpxE6ObdYKUIyXIhvK-ezW8osu3fma62KvDnyJ-w26_dK](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/5/6/560689b2a420348792f92b1967fb154e63231085.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![honda4life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/honda4life/32/5300_2.png) [@honda4life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/honda4life)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2013, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/highway-masterbation/229908/14 "2013-04-13T08:53:57Z")
Inbeforenewlawgetsmade ---
**Author:** ![Deathproof](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@Deathproof](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Deathproof)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2013, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/highway-masterbation/229908/15 "2013-04-13T11:21:21Z")
He should have been going faster.