# Hilarious e-mail I just got **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 18, 2009, 5:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-e-mail-i-just-got/246927 "2009-09-18T17:39:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 5:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-e-mail-i-just-got/246927/1 "2009-09-18T17:39:55Z")
**Happy Day Partner** **Please Partner accept my apology’’ Hope this mail will fine you an** **excellent condition of health with your family. I’m happy to inform you** **about my successful in getting those funds transferred or diverted under** **the co- operation of a new partner From Paraguay as i cannot wait any** **longer. Presently I’m in South Korea for investment projects with my own** **share of the total sum.** **Meanwhile I didn’t forget your past efforts and attempts to assist in** **transferring these funds despite that it failed us some how because of your** **lack wisdom. Now contact my new secretary in Nigeria her name is Mrs.** **Elizabeth Chex and her E-mail address is** **Name:Mrs Elizabeth Chex Email:** [\elizachex90@yahoo.com\](mailto:elizachex90@yahoo.com) **Tel: 234-703-383-2255** **Ask her to direct you how to get the total US$2, 000,000 which I** **deposited as a cheque as your compensation for all your past efforts and** **attempts to assist me in this matter.The cheque where issued as a** **Christians (Jehovahwittiness sponsors Organization’s) with all the free** **clearance and cashable a documents attached with the directions to avoid** **any quire by any authority or the international bank of your choice** **worldwide when cashing.** **I appreciat your efforts at that time very much and I am God fairing man I** **promised my God that I will not let any fellow sit on some body sweat as** **well as God has made it possible for me. So feel free and get in touch with** **Mrs Elizabeth Chex to direct you very well.** **Don’t bordered or worry your self by contacting the office to avoid** **charging you for illegal claims or double transaction or trace your** **information for arrest as I have already used a upper connection to move** **and diverted this fund with your information’s.** **Thanks Once more, as I cannot afford to lose this fund. I am very sorry,** **as there is nothing I can do than this and I want you to share this joy with** **me since your information made this to come through but Do to lack of** **finance and wisdom.** **Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share the** **joy after all the sufferings at that time.I’m very busy here because of the** **investment projects which me and the new partner are having at hand,** **finally, remember that I had forwarded the Instructions to Mrs Elizabeth** **Chex on your behalf to receive the money you are free to get in touch** **with Mrs Elizabeth Chex and arrange with her on how to get your cheque** **without no delay.** **It will take me a while before I can reach Africa or get in touch with you** **again, and our office is now closed and relocated in my guesthouse to** **avoid trace.** **Best Regards, Mr/Mrs. Peters Williams.** ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 6:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-e-mail-i-just-got/246927/2 "2009-09-18T18:05:45Z")
Seems 100% legit to me. ---
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-e-mail-i-just-got/246927/3 "2009-09-18T18:11:38Z")
yeah so legit I get these in my email every friggen day… > [@Florida Man Kidnaps, Rapes and Tortures Wife While Filming Porn](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/florida-man-kidnaps-rapes-and-tortures-wife-while-filming-porn/23163/27): > > Seems 100% legit to me. ---
**Author:** ![97cavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/c5a1d2/32.png) [@97cavy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97cavy)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 6:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-e-mail-i-just-got/246927/4 "2009-09-18T18:14:14Z")
ps- it drives me nuts that you post above the quote ---
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 6:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-e-mail-i-just-got/246927/5 "2009-09-18T18:20:11Z")
Why is that? > [@No violent games until you are 30 in NYS](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-violent-games-until-you-are-30-in-nys/23217/2): > > ps- it drives me nuts that you post above the quote ---
**Author:** ![NedZ32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nedz32/32/6393_2.png) [@NedZ32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NedZ32)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 6:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-e-mail-i-just-got/246927/6 "2009-09-18T18:22:16Z")
Who is still falling for these that there are people still taking the time to write them ---
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 6:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-e-mail-i-just-got/246927/7 "2009-09-18T18:32:15Z")
**yes people are still writing them and just because, I just got one just now so here it is:** GET BACK SOON The need to get a foreigner I am Jude Nil, Head of Internal Audit Banque Commerciale Du Ghana, working as part of a bigger team that covers the entire African region. An investor (name with-held) died without naming any next of kin to his fund in my bank. The amount is $15.7M and banking regulation/legislation in Ghana demands that i should notify the fiscal authorities after three years. The above set of facts underscores my reason to seek your permission to have you stand in as the next of kin to the deceased. These funds will be approved and released in your favor as the next of kin if only you will adhere to my instruction and cooperate with me in one accord. I have all the legal and banking details of the deceased client that will facilitate our putting you forward as the claimant/beneficiary of the funds and ultimately transfer of the $15.7M plus interest to any bank account nominated by you. I am prepared to compensate you with a 30% share of the total funds for your efforts. The final details will be given upon receipt an affirmation of your desire to participate. Please contact me immediately whether or not you are interested in this proposal. If you are not, it will enable me scout for another foreign partner to carry out this deal. But where you are interested, contact me only through my private [email;judenil@live.com](mailto:email;judenil@live.com) Thank you, Mr.Jude Nil. ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 7:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-e-mail-i-just-got/246927/8 "2009-09-18T19:26:03Z")
> [@No violent games until you are 30 in NYS](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-violent-games-until-you-are-30-in-nys/23217/3): > > Who is still falling for these that there are people still taking the time to write them American Population in general isn’t very bright and people are cashing in on this every single day. Examples: Internet Scams Infomercials State Lottery/Scratch Offs ---
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 7:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-e-mail-i-just-got/246927/9 "2009-09-18T19:35:15Z")
awww man and I want to win the lottery dammit > [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/2301): > > American Population in general isn’t very bright and people are cashing in on this every single day. > > Examples: > > Internet Scams > Infomercials > State Lottery/Scratch Offs ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 7:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-e-mail-i-just-got/246927/10 "2009-09-18T19:41:38Z")
Everybody wants to, but it’s irrational, illogical and hypocritical to play. ---
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 8:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-e-mail-i-just-got/246927/11 "2009-09-18T20:09:40Z")
Damnit i am King Hypocrite only because when that shit hits over 12mill I play 1.00 but not all the time DOLLAR AND A DREAM BABY !!! but I do know what you are saying sometimes its just a conversation topic and I think you know what I am saying, that shit hits 100 mill you and your friends talking about if I won that shit blah blah blah oh well sometimes the conversation piece is worth the dollar ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 8:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-e-mail-i-just-got/246927/12 "2009-09-18T20:16:34Z")
I get alot of penis enlargement emails. ---
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 8:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-e-mail-i-just-got/246927/13 "2009-09-18T20:17:48Z")
maybe its a sign :rofl > [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/2303): > > I get alot of penis enlargement emails. ---
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 8:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-e-mail-i-just-got/246927/14 "2009-09-18T20:20:35Z")
…I am still laughin over here but I hope you know I am joking with ya, you just left it wide open ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-e-mail-i-just-got/246927/15 "2009-09-18T20:33:26Z")
As long as I can pee without dribbling on my balls Im ok. The reason for the long pause was a phone call I had to step out for- Nextel reception sucks in the house. ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 8:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-e-mail-i-just-got/246927/16 "2009-09-18T20:50:17Z")
brb gotta piss. Where’s my tweasers? ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 8:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-e-mail-i-just-got/246927/17 "2009-09-18T20:50:37Z")
> [@Newman's 1986 BMW 326rb build thread.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newmans-1986-bmw-326rb-build-thread/22123/272): > > Damnit i am King Hypocrite only because when that shit hits over 12mill I play 1.00 but not all the time DOLLAR AND A DREAM BABY !!! but I do know what you are saying sometimes its just a conversation topic and I think you know what I am saying, that shit hits 100 mill you and your friends talking about if I won that shit blah blah blah oh well sometimes the conversation piece is worth the dollar Why does it have to reach a certain amount for you to play? At minimum it’s about 10 million, which is quite a good return from a dollar? You can live happily with one million net left over. I could go on all day. Lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math. ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 8:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-e-mail-i-just-got/246927/18 "2009-09-18T20:54:17Z")
> [@FS:Brand New RT-615's](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-brand-new-rt-615s/22511/19): > > Lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math. It’s a crime to let a sucker keep his money. ---
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2009, 9:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-e-mail-i-just-got/246927/19 "2009-09-19T09:28:16Z")
why does it have to be a certain amount before I play well lets just say because I know f I win, It will not just be for me, it will be for my family and a HUGE chunk would disappear til retirement and of course I would donate a HUGE chunk of it to start making bigger things happen. Like my mommadukes has always said you have to lead by example. ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 5:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-e-mail-i-just-got/246927/20 "2009-09-22T05:53:53Z")
when i get those email i always reply “use this email to paypal me the money and maybe we’ll talk” then mark them as spam. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-e-mail-i-just-got/246927.md?page=2)