# Hilarious internet beatdown.

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-internet-beatdown/256030>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 16, 2010, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-internet-beatdown/256030 "2010-12-16T07:31:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-internet-beatdown/256030/1 "2010-12-16T07:31:24Z")

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[http://www.performanceforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=67261882&page=16](http://www.performanceforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=67261882&page=16)

Enjoy.

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-internet-beatdown/256030/2 "2010-12-16T07:39:43Z")

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tl;dr

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**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 7:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-internet-beatdown/256030/3 "2010-12-16T07:42:41Z")

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Ditto

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**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 7:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-internet-beatdown/256030/4 "2010-12-16T07:42:59Z")

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cliffs?

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 7:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-internet-beatdown/256030/5 "2010-12-16T07:50:36Z")

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> [@TW: 1993 nissan altima..what would u pay?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tw-1993-nissan-altima-what-would-u-pay/38096/3):
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> cliffs?

+1.

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**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-internet-beatdown/256030/6 "2010-12-16T07:51:23Z")

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Put up or Shut up Wayne :rofl

Lock 1

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**Author:** ![car\_ramrod](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/car_ramrod/32/6441_2.png) [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-internet-beatdown/256030/7 "2010-12-16T08:58:36Z")

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yea that is ridiculously long, and it’s Australian…that’s worse than Ebonics

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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-internet-beatdown/256030/8 "2010-12-16T12:31:16Z")

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Without even clicking I presume it’s about this.

> **[How An Aussie Forum War Ended In A Police Visit](https://jalopnik.com/5713816/how-an-aussie-forum-war-ended-in-a-police-visit)**
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> It started with an Australian member of MBWorld posting used headers for sale on the forum's classifieds. It ended with the director of a performance chip company calling the police. What happened in between? Classic Aussie rules forum mob...

Perfect cliffs there.

Xtranormal skit here ^

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**Author:** ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-internet-beatdown/256030/9 "2010-12-16T12:43:42Z")

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way to long …

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-internet-beatdown/256030/10 "2010-12-16T12:46:58Z")

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> [@Yet another Talon build 1g](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/yet-another-talon-build-1g/38030/9):
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> Without even clicking I presume it’s about this.
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> [How An Aussie Forum War Ended In A Police Visit](http://jalopnik.com/5713816/how-an-aussie-forum-war-ended-in-a-police-visit)
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> Perfect cliffs there.
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> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxWPGnrCoP0&feature=player\_embedded](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxWPGnrCoP0&feature=player_embedded)
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> Xtranormal skit here ^

Thanks.

Edit: His ‘daughter’, Bespanko, has a nice rack.

> [@CRX\>stage 2 SRT4](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crx-stage-2-srt4/37965/68):
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> way to long …

Are you f’in serious? The Jalopnik link is short. Seriously, some of you lazy ass people. Reading should be as simple as breathing. You should be able to read a page of a book in like a minute and a half (IF that).

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**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-internet-beatdown/256030/11 "2010-12-16T12:55:50Z")

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Pfft, there would be stories like this all the time if our country was small enough to drive across in hours. :lol

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-internet-beatdown/256030/12 "2010-12-16T13:00:51Z")

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> [@2007 Chrysler Barracuda Concept](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/2007-chrysler-barracuda-concept/37872/43):
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> Pfft, there would be stories like this all the time if our country was small enough to drive across in hours. :lol

US is 3.8 million square miles. Australia is 2.9. I’d hardly say it’s small :rofl

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**Author:** ![car\_ramrod](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/car_ramrod/32/6441_2.png) [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-internet-beatdown/256030/13 "2010-12-16T13:09:27Z")

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> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/38098/20):
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> Thanks.
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> Edit: His ‘daughter’, Bespanko, has a nice rack.
> 
> Are you f’in serious? The Jalopnik link is short. Seriously, some of you lazy ass people. Reading should be as simple as breathing. You should be able to read a page of a book in like a minute and a half (IF that).

hey Ilya…shut up

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-internet-beatdown/256030/14 "2010-12-16T13:18:46Z")

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:rofl

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-internet-beatdown/256030/15 "2010-12-16T13:26:11Z")

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too long

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**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-internet-beatdown/256030/16 "2010-12-16T13:30:03Z")

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> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/38098/22):
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> US is 3.8 million square miles. Australia is 2.9. I’d hardly say it’s small :rofl

Across, implies straight lines, or end to end miles.

Yeah shut up Ilya

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-internet-beatdown/256030/17 "2010-12-16T13:31:27Z")

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> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/38098/22):
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> US is 3.8 million square miles. Australia is 2.9. I’d hardly say it’s small :rofl

just shut up Ilya

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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-internet-beatdown/256030/18 "2010-12-16T13:35:02Z")

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Easy now.

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**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-internet-beatdown/256030/19 "2010-12-16T13:36:30Z")

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I’d prefer if you said: “Be still my minions”

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-internet-beatdown/256030/20 "2010-12-16T13:44:43Z")

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just shut up redevil

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