# Hillary Clinton's Indian Name

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hillary-clintons-indian-name/25788
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [March 12, 2007, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hillary-clintons-indian-name/25788 "2007-03-12T19:28:33Z")
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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [March 12, 2007, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hillary-clintons-indian-name/25788/1 "2007-03-12T19:28:33Z")

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Got this in an email. I enjoyed it…

[FONT=‘Courier New’]Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of The American Indian nation two weeks ago in upper New York State[/FONT]  
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[FONT=‘Courier New’]She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of living, should she one day become the first female President.[/FONT]

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[FONT=‘Courier New’][/FONT][FONT=‘Courier New’]She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had signed “yes” for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval…[/FONT]  
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Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she[/FONT][FONT=‘Courier New’] seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her “red sisters and brothers”.[/FONT]  
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[FONT=‘Courier New’]At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle.[/FONT]  
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[FONT=‘Courier New’]The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds. A news reporter later inquired of the group of chiefs of how they had come to select the new name given to the Senator.[/FONT]  
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[FONT=‘Courier New’]They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of crap it can no longer fly.[/FONT]

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### Author: ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)
#### Post date: [March 12, 2007, 7:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hillary-clintons-indian-name/25788/2 "2007-03-12T19:53:03Z")

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wah wah. :tdown: 😛

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### Author: ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [March 12, 2007, 8:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hillary-clintons-indian-name/25788/3 "2007-03-12T20:01:21Z")

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I really hate her, but that just sucked.

And it’s a re-hash of a Kerry email…

> **[Walking Eagle Joke](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/false-walking-eagle/)**
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> Joke about Native Americans who derisively tagged a pandering U.S. politician with the name Walking Eagle because 'he's so full of crap he can't fly.'

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### Author: ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [March 12, 2007, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hillary-clintons-indian-name/25788/4 "2007-03-12T20:03:01Z")

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Older than dirt, and rehashed

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### Author: ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)
#### Post date: [March 12, 2007, 8:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hillary-clintons-indian-name/25788/5 "2007-03-12T20:27:30Z")

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I chuckled.

Nope, nevermind, that was a fart.
