# hmm \[fake hymen news story\] **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 29, 2009, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hmm-fake-hymen-news-story/74182 "2009-09-29T13:01:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2009, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hmm-fake-hymen-news-story/74182/1 "2009-09-29T13:01:16Z")
[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle\_east/8279276.stm](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8279276.stm) ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2009, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hmm-fake-hymen-news-story/74182/2 "2009-09-29T13:03:10Z")
wow. ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2009, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hmm-fake-hymen-news-story/74182/3 "2009-09-29T13:06:09Z")
I read this yesterday and was meh… try to be a little more descriptive with title, and content plz. ---
**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2009, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hmm-fake-hymen-news-story/74182/4 "2009-09-29T13:07:10Z")
Sweet, I will be in Egypt next year. I will bring on home. ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2009, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hmm-fake-hymen-news-story/74182/5 "2009-09-29T13:08:43Z")
:io: ---
**Author:** ![nytalonTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nytalontsi/32/5399_2.png) [@nytalonTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nytalonTSi)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2009, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hmm-fake-hymen-news-story/74182/6 "2009-09-29T13:10:14Z")
Alrighty then. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2009, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hmm-fake-hymen-news-story/74182/7 "2009-09-29T13:10:59Z")
These things would be worth a gold mine in egypt: ![http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eDlzgS2YKCc/SawpZVYCTuI/AAAAAAAAAHs/E5xHCMjGlJs/s320/Packets+-+Ketchup.jpg](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eDlzgS2YKCc/SawpZVYCTuI/AAAAAAAAAHs/E5xHCMjGlJs/s320/Packets+-+Ketchup.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2009, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hmm-fake-hymen-news-story/74182/8 "2009-09-29T13:18:40Z")
> [@theblue](#): > > I read this yesterday and was meh… try to be a little more descriptive with title, and content plz. Whats the fun in that… ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2009, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hmm-fake-hymen-news-story/74182/9 "2009-09-29T13:21:17Z")
I want to see the Shamwow guy sell these things. LOL ---
**Author:** ![Dan\_B](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dan_b/32/5396_2.png) [@Dan\_B](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dan_B)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2009, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hmm-fake-hymen-news-story/74182/10 "2009-09-29T13:25:40Z")
pix or ban. ---
**Author:** ![PsngrSeatsR4Boys](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psngrseatsr4boys/32/3078_2.png) [@PsngrSeatsR4Boys](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PsngrSeatsR4Boys)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2009, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hmm-fake-hymen-news-story/74182/11 "2009-09-29T13:32:35Z")
i’m trying to find out what this thing looks like. so far i’ve found this. ![http://www.ourbodiesourblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/fake_hymen.jpg](http://www.ourbodiesourblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/fake_hymen.jpg) this is so weird. [http://www.salon.com/mwt/broadsheet/2008/12/19/artificial\_hymen/index.html#](http://www.salon.com/mwt/broadsheet/2008/12/19/artificial_hymen/index.html#) “The product, sold by online sex shop Gigimo, reportedly contains “natural albumin, medical use inflation element and water-soluble base medicinal preparation which have no side effect” – which is to say, it’s entirely unclear how it works or what it is, exactly. Gigimo provides the following instructions: “Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully” – which is odd, because the hymen isn’t inside the vagina – “It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groan, you will pass through undetectable” (as the little whore that you really are).” ohlolololol ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2009, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hmm-fake-hymen-news-story/74182/12 "2009-09-29T13:39:57Z")
Albumen? Isn’t that the non-yoke part of an egg? :io: ---
**Author:** ![PsngrSeatsR4Boys](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psngrseatsr4boys/32/3078_2.png) [@PsngrSeatsR4Boys](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PsngrSeatsR4Boys)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2009, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hmm-fake-hymen-news-story/74182/13 "2009-09-29T13:42:08Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > Albumen? Isn’t that the non-yoke part of an egg? :io: yep. i guess it can also be used to reduce wrinkles… ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2009, 2:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hmm-fake-hymen-news-story/74182/14 "2009-09-29T14:15:32Z")
Egyptians can have their virgin women, what a waste in bed. ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2009, 2:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hmm-fake-hymen-news-story/74182/15 "2009-09-29T14:31:26Z")
lol … I wonder if Gays use it in their asses! ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2009, 2:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hmm-fake-hymen-news-story/74182/16 "2009-09-29T14:35:31Z")
^lol ---
**Author:** ![jt76](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jt76/32/5100_2.png) [@jt76](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jt76)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2009, 2:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hmm-fake-hymen-news-story/74182/17 "2009-09-29T14:36:08Z")
Middle East is a weird place. ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2009, 2:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hmm-fake-hymen-news-story/74182/18 "2009-09-29T14:38:13Z")
> [@jt76](#): > > meh, Middle East is a weird place. but thats pretty sweet. I’d like to visit the middle east some day :shoot: