# HOA's at their best

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**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [June 13, 2008, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hoas-at-their-best/237332 "2008-06-13T12:55:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hoas-at-their-best/237332/1 "2008-06-13T12:55:45Z")

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good read  
[http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=3880087&page=1](http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=3880087&page=1)

his shit got b00t3d

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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hoas-at-their-best/237332/2 "2008-06-13T13:02:26Z")

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Explain, because that story lost me :confused

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**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hoas-at-their-best/237332/3 "2008-06-13T13:23:46Z")

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wow that story is great, I only read the first 2 pages so I dont know the rest, but I’d cut that fucker off and sell the scrap :lol I had no idea they were so flimsy

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**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 2:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hoas-at-their-best/237332/4 "2008-06-13T14:30:20Z")

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Long story short:  
Guys HOA makes them have parking passes to park, guy forgets to hang up his pass gets booted.

Instead of paying $140 to get boots removed he puts his car up on dollies and moves it into garage since he doesnt need to drive the car.

Parking Management comes along looking to tow the car since he hadn’t paid in 3 days and the car isnt there. They are scratching their heads.

Story leaves off there hopefully something bitchin happens.

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 6:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hoas-at-their-best/237332/5 "2008-06-16T06:35:38Z")

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HOA? home owners association?  
thats what i’d do. id cut the fuckers off and toss em in the river later or somethin like that

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**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 9:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hoas-at-their-best/237332/6 "2008-06-16T09:14:56Z")

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my friend has to deal with an HOA in WA, its retarded. you pay 260,000$ to own a house and then they still tell you how to manage it, and you have to pay monthly dues to them… no thanks.

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hoas-at-their-best/237332/7 "2008-06-16T10:05:35Z")

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> [@Mk4 30R](#):
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> my friend has to deal with an HOA in WA, its retarded. you pay 260,000$ to own a house and then they still tell you how to manage it, and you have to pay monthly dues to them… no thanks.

i think my uncles in a neighborhood like that as well

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**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 6:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hoas-at-their-best/237332/8 "2008-06-16T18:55:04Z")

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my uncle lives in one of those communities down in florida, last time I visited them I was out skating around their neighborhood, and some rich prick decides that even though Im in the middle of a street at a “T” intersection, that he’s going to turn left and almost hits me while I had the right of way (legally anyways,) so then he gets out of his car saying I was going to ruin his 80k lexus, I just laughed at him, and called him a few nasty things and went back to skating, those communities are gay. now it wasnt smart to start a fight with an old man in a lexus but he was a rich prick so I had to, normally I would have just ignored him and made him look like the dick but w.e.

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hoas-at-their-best/237332/9 "2008-06-16T19:13:12Z")

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> [@Mk4 30R](#):
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> my friend has to deal with an HOA in WA, its retarded. you pay 260,000$ to own a house and then they still tell you how to manage it, and you have to pay monthly dues to them… no thanks.

But why do people listen to these idiots?

What happens if you dont pay the dues? Do they make you sell your house? Thats not possible so what would really happen?
