# Holiday Joke

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holiday-joke/21448>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 10, 2006, 9:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holiday-joke/21448 "2006-12-10T21:13:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 9:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holiday-joke/21448/1 "2006-12-10T21:13:50Z")

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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his  
father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there’s  
three kinds of breasts.

In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In  
her  
thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.  
After  
fifty, they are like onions.

“Onions?” the son asks.

“Yes, you see them and they make you cry”

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the ; ;daughter  
said, “Mum, how many kinds of ‘willies’ are there?”

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, “Well dear,  
a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an  
oak  
tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch,  
flexible  
but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree.”

“A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks.

“Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only”.

😛

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**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 9:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holiday-joke/21448/2 "2006-12-10T21:19:31Z")

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another post with “balls” in it…

howie howie howie

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**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 9:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holiday-joke/21448/3 "2006-12-10T21:20:43Z")

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lol haha pretty good.

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**Author:** ![Ovrwrkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ovrwrkd/32/7586_2.png) [@Ovrwrkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ovrwrkd)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 10:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holiday-joke/21448/4 "2006-12-10T22:05:36Z")

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> [@turbo ls1 ss](#):
>
> another post with “balls” in it…
> 
> howie howie howie

He’s always been like this. You never noticed before?

At least it wasn’t a repost 😃