# Holy F\*cking $hit...

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-f-cking-hit/33985>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 16, 2007, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-f-cking-hit/33985 "2007-08-16T11:31:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-f-cking-hit/33985/1 "2007-08-16T11:31:16Z")

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[It’s a Dinosaur!!!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9AVTlvbhKM)

jesus christ, what the fuck?

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**Author:** ![99Civic-EX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/f0a364/32.png) [@99Civic-EX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99Civic-EX)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 11:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-f-cking-hit/33985/2 "2007-08-16T11:32:51Z")

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kinda funny, but also kinda stupid :wtf:

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**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-f-cking-hit/33985/3 "2007-08-16T11:49:23Z")

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^gtfo

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-f-cking-hit/33985/4 "2007-08-16T11:51:36Z")

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zong that sucked

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-f-cking-hit/33985/5 "2007-08-16T11:51:43Z")

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d to the umb id rather:

Zong (2:42:27 PM): would you be pissed if you thought you were getting your ass licked by a girl but it ended up being her 9 year old golden retriever?

and his disclaimer

Zong (2:43:19 PM): this never happened to me

I wonder if he made stew afterwords

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-f-cking-hit/33985/6 "2007-08-16T11:53:08Z")

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\<3 you Zong

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**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-f-cking-hit/33985/7 "2007-08-16T11:53:44Z")

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I should just stop talking to dan online

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-f-cking-hit/33985/8 "2007-08-16T11:54:26Z")

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its not my fault you got duped into getting your ass licked by a golden retriever

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-f-cking-hit/33985/9 "2007-08-16T11:56:25Z")

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wait wait wait wait, was said golden retreiver a male or female?

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-f-cking-hit/33985/10 "2007-08-16T11:58:15Z")

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[quote=“boardjnky4,post:9,topic:33985"”]

wait wait wait wait, was said golden retreiver a male or female?

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who cares…

gay bestiality is no different than straight bestiality… its still bestiality…

AND TOTALLY FUCKING HOT

PICS OR BAN!!

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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-f-cking-hit/33985/11 "2007-08-16T13:10:59Z")

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[quote=“ILCisDEAD,post:10,topic:33985"”]

who cares…

gay bestiality is no different than straight bestiality… its still bestiality…

AND TOTALLY FUCKING HOT

PICS OR BAN!!

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Having your ass licked doesnt make you gay. :gotme:

Hell, Ill put a finger in my ass every now and then when im feeling squirly.

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**Author:** ![4x4jimmy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/51bf81/32.png) [@4x4jimmy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4x4jimmy)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 2:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-f-cking-hit/33985/12 "2007-08-16T14:27:33Z")

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[quote=“boxxa,post:11,topic:33985"”]

Having your ass licked doesnt make you gay. :gotme:

Hell, Ill put a finger in my ass every now and then when im feeling squirly.

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W T F

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 2:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-f-cking-hit/33985/13 "2007-08-16T14:51:27Z")

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[quote=“4x4jimmy,post:12,topic:33985"”]

W T F

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yea WTF man

> Since the muscles of the anus contract during orgasm, the presence of an object holding the sphincter open can strengthen the sensation of the contractions and intensify orgasm for both men and women.[1]

> **[Anal masturbation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_masturbation)**
>
> Anal masturbation is an autoerotic practice in which a person masturbates by sexually stimulating their own anus and rectum. Common methods of anal masturbation include manual stimulation of the anal opening and the insertion of an object or objects. Items inserted may be sex toys such as anal beads, butt plugs, dildos, vibrators, or specially designed prostate massagers or enemas.
> Pleasure can be derived from anal masturbation due to the nerve endings in the anal and rectal areas.
> In men, orga...

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**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 2:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-f-cking-hit/33985/14 "2007-08-16T14:51:33Z")

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This thread = :uhh:

I apologize.

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 3:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-f-cking-hit/33985/15 "2007-08-16T15:44:38Z")

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[quote=“Zong,post:14,topic:33985"”]

This thread = :uhh:

I apologize.

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way to fucking go! :spank:

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**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 4:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-f-cking-hit/33985/16 "2007-08-16T16:28:46Z")

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[http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=15770952](http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=15770952) seemed appropriate…

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**Author:** ![ryanbgb22](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7feea3/32.png) [@ryanbgb22](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanbgb22)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 9:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-f-cking-hit/33985/17 "2007-08-16T21:17:39Z")

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vids like that help me understand how that kid from lockport got f’d in tha a.

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**Author:** ![Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 9:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-f-cking-hit/33985/18 "2007-08-16T21:42:21Z")

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![http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c1/Brandondork/HolyFuckingShit.jpg](http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c1/Brandondork/HolyFuckingShit.jpg)

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**Author:** ![87FOXGT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ecd19e/32.png) [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 9:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-f-cking-hit/33985/19 "2007-08-16T21:50:26Z")

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:picard:

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**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 7:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-f-cking-hit/33985/20 "2007-08-17T07:06:58Z")

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bump?

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