# holy shit everyone must read **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 31, 2008, 7:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit-everyone-must-read/239890 "2008-10-31T07:46:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![smithsteg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/smithsteg/32/6379_2.png) [@smithsteg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/smithsteg)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 7:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit-everyone-must-read/239890/1 "2008-10-31T07:46:22Z")
If you receive an email entitled “Bedtimes” Delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD’s you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD’S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING? ? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the “Bedtimes” message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. * * * WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit-everyone-must-read/239890/2 "2008-10-31T07:48:17Z")
See why you suck ---
**Author:** ![smithsteg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/smithsteg/32/6379_2.png) [@smithsteg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/smithsteg)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 7:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit-everyone-must-read/239890/3 "2008-10-31T07:50:03Z")
> [@psi2high](#): > > See why you suck two words for ya below me ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit-everyone-must-read/239890/4 "2008-10-31T07:51:01Z")
ummm its blow me retard ---
**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit-everyone-must-read/239890/5 "2008-10-31T07:52:54Z")
> [@smithsteg](#): > > two words for ya > > below me below you? Are you trying to get him to read your signature? “OG Status Club. Member #001” So you are the first one in your Openly Gay Status Club? pretty cool dude… ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 7:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit-everyone-must-read/239890/6 "2008-10-31T07:54:26Z")
owned ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 7:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit-everyone-must-read/239890/7 "2008-10-31T07:54:58Z")
> [@Cliff](#): > > below you? > > Are you trying to get him to read your signature? “OG Status Club. Member #001” > > **So you are the first one in your Openly Gay Status Club? pretty cool dude…** :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup LOL ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit-everyone-must-read/239890/8 "2008-10-31T07:57:01Z")
> [@Cliff](#): > > below you? > > Are you trying to get him to read your signature? “OG Status Club. Member #001” > > So you are the first one in your Openly Gay Status Club? pretty cool dude… :rofl :rofl :rofl ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit-everyone-must-read/239890/9 "2008-10-31T10:04:13Z")
:lol this thread is all kinds of screwey :pete ---
**Author:** ![smithsteg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/smithsteg/32/6379_2.png) [@smithsteg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/smithsteg)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit-everyone-must-read/239890/10 "2008-10-31T12:15:48Z")
why dont you take your shitty civic and shove it up your ass ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/subtlemishap/Chillngrill.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/subtlemishap/Chillngrill.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 2:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit-everyone-must-read/239890/11 "2008-10-31T14:58:42Z")
> [@smithsteg](#): > > why dont you take your shitty civic and shove it up your ass > ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/subtlemishap/Chillngrill.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/9/9/998b0a9c9257c7dae9499e8ed10fbacacc954c59.jpeg) lol!!! Listen bud, just cause you’re open about your sexuality, doesn’t mean you have any merit to force your homosexual beliefs upon others. I’m comfortable stating I am infact a heterosexual. So no, I will not shove my shitty Civic up my ass. =) ---
**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 3:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit-everyone-must-read/239890/12 "2008-10-31T15:34:09Z")
LIES ---
**Author:** ![slwrthnu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slwrthnu/32/6296_2.png) [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 3:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit-everyone-must-read/239890/13 "2008-10-31T15:59:50Z")
im so confused. so billiejoe is just a cover up? ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 4:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit-everyone-must-read/239890/14 "2008-10-31T16:10:48Z")
wat ---
**Author:** ![duuka](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duuka/32/6433_2.png) [@duuka](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/duuka)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 6:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit-everyone-must-read/239890/15 "2008-10-31T18:14:48Z")
I fukin knew it ---
**Author:** ![Silent](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silent/32/6292_2.png) [@Silent](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Silent)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 6:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit-everyone-must-read/239890/16 "2008-10-31T18:20:44Z")
> [@slwrthnu](#): > > im so confused. > > so billiejoe is just a cover up? i was thinking the same thing ---
**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit-everyone-must-read/239890/17 "2008-10-31T19:45:01Z")
People still get 0wn3d on email viruses? :lol