# holy shit

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit/242328
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [February 22, 2009, 5:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit/242328 "2009-02-22T17:04:38Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2009, 5:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit/242328/1 "2009-02-22T17:04:38Z")

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yeah so i shaved my balls this afternoon and i cant belive how much bigger it looks ,i do recomend this to everyone now:thumbup

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### Author: ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2009, 5:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit/242328/2 "2009-02-22T17:05:11Z")

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> [@Ahh, how I love poker](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ahh-how-i-love-poker/14497/22):
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> yeah so i shaved my balls this afternoon and i cant belive how much bigger my pussy looks ,i do recomend this to everyone now:thumbup

wat

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### Author: ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2009, 5:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit/242328/3 "2009-02-22T17:05:52Z")

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if ya had hair on your nuts you would understand

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### Author: ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2009, 5:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit/242328/4 "2009-02-22T17:11:13Z")

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wanna know how I make my dick look 6" long?

Fold it in half! Ba dum ching.

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### Author: ![jordanEBP](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jordanebp/32/6447_2.png) [@jordanEBP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jordanEBP)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2009, 5:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit/242328/5 "2009-02-22T17:11:18Z")

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Ive been shaving since like 9th grade. If i went down on a girl and she had a bush i would get up and leave , or make her shave… so out of respect, i shave. I know for a fact, my gf wouldn’t like coming up with hair in her teeth after blowing me … and if she kissed me and i got my own own pubes in my mouth, i would be one pissed off dude.

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### Author: ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2009, 5:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit/242328/6 "2009-02-22T17:15:38Z")

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me to but inever had a bush ,just a little hairy

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### Author: ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2009, 5:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit/242328/7 "2009-02-22T17:42:33Z")

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i usually just trim, I don’t like having the pelvis/ballsack of a 6 year old. Also sucks because you have to keep shaving or else the prickly hairs will hurt like a bitch.

And then comes the sweating/swamp ass…

but hey, to each their own.

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### Author: ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2009, 6:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit/242328/8 "2009-02-22T18:06:52Z")

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never said i was gonna keep it ,but i was impressed with the gains ,i have been wit the same bitch for 8-10 yrs im not impressin anyone so whatever

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### Author: ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2009, 6:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit/242328/9 "2009-02-22T18:40:23Z")

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> [@Hey... Josh... and Newman \[LINK\] Toronto Star online article \>\>](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-josh-and-newman-link-toronto-star-online-article/14607/7):
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> i have been wit the same bitch for 8-10 yrs

Where the fuck is this guys award??!??!

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### Author: ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2009, 6:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit/242328/10 "2009-02-22T18:41:16Z")

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> [@Tutorial: "How to survive a 20,000ft fall"](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tutorial-how-to-survive-a-20-000ft-fall/14601/3):
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> Where the fuck is this guys award??!??!

No, his girl is the one that deserves the award

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### Author: ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2009, 6:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit/242328/11 "2009-02-22T18:41:59Z")

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> [@Tutorial: "How to survive a 20,000ft fall"](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tutorial-how-to-survive-a-20-000ft-fall/14601/3):
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> Where the fuck is this guys award??!??!

🤣rofl:rofl she puts up wit me and my shit what can i say

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### Author: ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2009, 6:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit/242328/12 "2009-02-22T18:42:17Z")

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> [@PJB"](#):
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> No, his girl is the one that deserves the award

what him said

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### Author: ![Jeremiah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeremiah/32/6318_2.png) [@Jeremiah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeremiah)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2009, 7:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit/242328/13 "2009-02-22T19:55:24Z")

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> [@Innovative Tuning is moving!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/innovative-tuning-is-moving/14608/2):
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> wanna know how I make my dick look 6" long?
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> Fold it in half! Ba dum ching.

OUT FUCKING LOUD hahaha.

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### Author: ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2009, 7:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit/242328/14 "2009-02-22T19:58:41Z")

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> [@Innovative Tuning is moving!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/innovative-tuning-is-moving/14608/2):
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> wanna know how I make my dick look 6" long?
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> Fold it in half! Ba dum ching.

🤣rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:clap

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### Author: ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2009, 9:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit/242328/15 "2009-02-22T21:18:45Z")

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Im going to have to say i agree with Swift on this one… refer to that thread.

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### Author: ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2009, 9:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit/242328/16 "2009-02-22T21:24:23Z")

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> [@Innovative Tuning is moving!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/innovative-tuning-is-moving/14608/2):
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> wanna know how I make my dick look 6" long?
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> Fold it in half! Ba dum ching.

:lol

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### Author: ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 5:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit/242328/17 "2009-02-23T05:25:59Z")

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oh jeez, the pubes shaving thread is back:ahh:ahh

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### Author: ![HANSTECH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hanstech/32/6445_2.png) [@HANSTECH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HANSTECH)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit/242328/18 "2009-02-23T06:51:58Z")

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as always…epic. lol swamp ass!!!

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### Author: ![AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/amd_is_the_best/32/6342_2.png) [@AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AMD_IS_THE_BEST)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 6:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit/242328/19 "2009-02-23T06:58:53Z")

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Per Zohan: big bush = win.

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### Author: ![JiM\_P\_2001](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jim_p_2001/32/6364_2.png) [@JiM\_P\_2001](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JiM_P_2001)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 7:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit/242328/20 "2009-02-23T07:10:10Z")

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I’m gonna grow out my ball hair and braid it.

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