# Home Depot Death Match Fun

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-depot-death-match-fun/159837>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 1, 2010, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-depot-death-match-fun/159837 "2010-09-01T10:29:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![BCHLR240SX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bchlr240sx/32/5754_2.png) [@BCHLR240SX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BCHLR240SX)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 7:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-depot-death-match-fun/159837/41 "2010-09-01T19:53:27Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> ![http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/57/579f7005-b2ed-45c0-8f60-e9e3d6e60d08_300.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/1/c/1cf2f878d09f7c4efc16a956a5d6af95336cf762.jpeg)  
> ![http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/8b/8b214ff7-bac5-4967-bdc7-59fc00a1cfc3_300.jpg](http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/8b/8b214ff7-bac5-4967-bdc7-59fc00a1cfc3_300.jpg)  
> ![http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/03/030b1aaa-f6e9-428d-9016-3ac92977054e_300.jpg](http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/03/030b1aaa-f6e9-428d-9016-3ac92977054e_300.jpg)
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> Beg for my life.
> 
> :io:

I LOL’D. Goooooood one!!!

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**Author:** ![pirite](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pirite/32/5308_2.png) [@pirite](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pirite)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 8:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-depot-death-match-fun/159837/42 "2010-09-01T20:09:52Z")

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great thread :bigclap: :bigtup:

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**Author:** ![upstateclipse](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/upstateclipse/32/7348_2.png) [@upstateclipse](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/upstateclipse)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 8:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-depot-death-match-fun/159837/43 "2010-09-01T20:42:31Z")

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Solid thread and this might be a stupid question, but what is an order picker?

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**Author:** ![fairgentleman\_Z](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fairgentleman_z/32/7263_2.png) [@fairgentleman\_Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fairgentleman_Z)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 9:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-depot-death-match-fun/159837/44 "2010-09-01T21:17:33Z")

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> [@ultradriver10000"](#):
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> Anything with a bar code counts as one piece of equipment,

This is easy… I would get 3 of these.

[http://www.homedepot.com/h\_d1/N-5yc1vZ1xil/R-100632408/h\_d2/ProductDisplay?langId=-1&storeId=10051&catalogId=10053](http://www.homedepot.com/h_d1/N-5yc1vZ1xil/R-100632408/h_d2/ProductDisplay?langId=-1&storeId=10051&catalogId=10053)

169 sq. ft. of bar code. [/barcodehack]

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**Author:** ![Supraman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/supraman/32/7307_2.png) [@Supraman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Supraman)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 9:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-depot-death-match-fun/159837/45 "2010-09-01T21:49:49Z")

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all this talk of nail guns reminded me of this… [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKxorJuA9no&feature=related](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKxorJuA9no&feature=related)

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**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 5:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-depot-death-match-fun/159837/46 "2010-09-02T05:08:57Z")

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> [@upstateclipse](#):
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> Solid thread and this might be a stupid question, but what is an order picker?

I was assuming it is some kind of forklift.

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**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 5:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-depot-death-match-fun/159837/47 "2010-09-02T05:26:45Z")

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![http://www.outdoorgasgrills.org/images/Outdoor_gas_grill.jpg](http://www.outdoorgasgrills.org/images/Outdoor_gas_grill.jpg)

![http://thriftypropaneinc.com/img/thrifty-propane.jpg](http://thriftypropaneinc.com/img/thrifty-propane.jpg)

![http://www.filmstarrentals.com/media/ccp0/prodlg/hand-truck.jpg](http://www.filmstarrentals.com/media/ccp0/prodlg/hand-truck.jpg)

strategy: Nobody will want to kill the cook.

the hand truck is in case the body is all the way back in plumbing.

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 5:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-depot-death-match-fun/159837/48 "2010-09-02T05:31:01Z")

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They do have bar codes, but only for maintenance, so you could argue it doesn’t count. But at the same time it’s gonna be in the store and part of the environment so why not use it?

Order picker:

![http://www.handling.barloworld.com/images/new-equipment/r30xm2-application1.jpg](http://www.handling.barloworld.com/images/new-equipment/r30xm2-application1.jpg)

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**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 6:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-depot-death-match-fun/159837/49 "2010-09-02T06:08:24Z")

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![http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/80/80c9e425-cdf2-4d77-98a9-06c6d1557b33_300.jpg](http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/80/80c9e425-cdf2-4d77-98a9-06c6d1557b33_300.jpg)

![http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/3f/3f5b6207-53e8-492d-8e17-997780731c87_300.jpg](http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/3f/3f5b6207-53e8-492d-8e17-997780731c87_300.jpg)

![http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/32/32865f41-be63-4091-8fe4-b3491aab6407_300.jpg](http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/32/32865f41-be63-4091-8fe4-b3491aab6407_300.jpg)

The down side is that you machete/Axe type pricks would cut my power cord and kill me where I stand. Best thing to do would be team up with 2 others and make it to the final 3. Then I’d start a nice fire in the clean up isle…

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**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 6:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-depot-death-match-fun/159837/50 "2010-09-02T06:17:02Z")

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> [@Blue Eyed Devil](#):
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> “Anything with a bar code counts as one piece of equipment” - order pickers don’t have a bar code. Am I right?
> 
> Not enough info to answer. How many people am I going to have to eliminate? Are they all male? How old are they? etc, etc.
> 
> I can tell you fire would most likely be involved, it is hard to defend against a flame thrower while wearing shorts and flip flops and a tee shirt.

Anything that has a bar code and can be purchased by an individual. LoL

As far as the population inside the store, it would be totally random. Picture yourself shopping at ~4pm on a Tuesday and everyone in that store having to be involved in the death match.

You’d have men & women, older and younger, fat slobs and fit all mixed up in a single store with only one way out!

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-depot-death-match-fun/159837/51 "2010-09-02T08:04:53Z")

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![http://www.pet-dog-cat-supply-store.com/shop/shop_image/product/35817b0007c8333af468317754f69a76.jpg](http://www.pet-dog-cat-supply-store.com/shop/shop_image/product/35817b0007c8333af468317754f69a76.jpg)

 ![http://www.nakka-rocketry.net/ablative/ul100.jpg](http://www.nakka-rocketry.net/ablative/ul100.jpg)

![http://cdn.crooksandliars.com/files/uploads/2010/03/brick_2d5f9.jpg](http://cdn.crooksandliars.com/files/uploads/2010/03/brick_2d5f9.jpg)

Strategy: Blow that bitch up with the fertilizer, and use the brick to escape through the sliding glass door.

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-depot-death-match-fun/159837/52 "2010-09-02T08:13:28Z")

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:facepalm:

1. Not the kind of fertilizer that explodes.
2. Even ammonium nitrate fertilizers need just the right mixture of diesel fuel to become bombs, and ammonium nitrate is only available commercially and heavily regulated.

But continue, in a random melee like this there will always be easy kills and more difficult kills. The guy standing over a bag of Scotts weed and feed trying to light it with a propane torch should be one of the easiest. :lol:

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**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 10:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-depot-death-match-fun/159837/53 "2010-09-02T10:01:27Z")

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So if I wanted to drop bricks/blocks/pavers from the top shelf of those pallet racks I would need a string to retrieve it because I only get three bricks?(brick are sold individually) LOL

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**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-depot-death-match-fun/159837/54 "2010-09-02T10:04:44Z")

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![http://www.premierwood.com/images/categories/ballgroup.jpg](http://www.premierwood.com/images/categories/ballgroup.jpg)

Make a few Mace like devices to through / swing at peoples faces.

> [@Blue Eyed Devil](#):
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> So if I wanted to drop bricks/blocks/pavers from the top shelf of those pallet racks I would need a string to retrieve it because I only get three bricks?(brick are sold individually) LOL

Yah two bricks and a rope lol.

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**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-depot-death-match-fun/159837/55 "2010-09-02T10:41:03Z")

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Great, now the next time I go to Home Depot I’ll be terrified walking around every corner…

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**Author:** ![Philly](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/philly/32/5748_2.png) [@Philly](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Philly)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 11:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-depot-death-match-fun/159837/56 "2010-09-02T11:41:35Z")

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![http://www.homedepot.ca/wcsstore/HomeDepotCanada/images/catalog/20-556X_IP_rgb_4.jpg](http://www.homedepot.ca/wcsstore/HomeDepotCanada/images/catalog/20-556X_IP_rgb_4.jpg)  
 ![http://www.homedepot.ca/wcsstore/HomeDepotCanada/images/catalog/20-556X_IP_rgb_4.jpg](http://www.homedepot.ca/wcsstore/HomeDepotCanada/images/catalog/20-556X_IP_rgb_4.jpg)  
 ![http://www.homedepot.ca/wcsstore/HomeDepotCanada/images/catalog/15768.SEP2051ABKSQ_4.jpg](http://www.homedepot.ca/wcsstore/HomeDepotCanada/images/catalog/15768.SEP2051ABKSQ_4.jpg)

Thats all I need.

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**Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-depot-death-match-fun/159837/57 "2010-09-02T11:54:14Z")

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Not on [homedepot.com](http://homedepot.com) but I’ve seen these in lowes/HD before  
[http://www.flameengineering.com/Jet\_Torch\_Kits.html](http://www.flameengineering.com/Jet_Torch_Kits.html)  
 ![http://www.flameengineering.com/Assets/torch_images/JET_8_Action.jpg](http://www.flameengineering.com/Assets/torch_images/JET_8_Action.jpg)  
plus biggest propane tank available, plus order picker.

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**Author:** ![Copper280z](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/copper280z/32/5464_2.png) [@Copper280z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Copper280z)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-depot-death-match-fun/159837/58 "2010-09-02T12:18:13Z")

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I bet I could build a rifle to get a 3/8 cap screw past 1000fps with parts from the plumbing section, it’d take more than 3 parts though. lol

Going by the rules, I’d have to go with the hide very well then take out the remaining people with some sort of melee weapons.

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**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-depot-death-match-fun/159837/59 "2010-09-02T12:25:37Z")

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> [@Paulo](#):
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> Great, now the next time I go to Home Depot I’ll be SCOPING OUT POSSIBLE WEAPONS around every corner…

Fixed. LOL

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-depot-death-match-fun/159837/60 "2010-09-02T12:28:11Z")

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The 3500psi pressure washer they rent at the tool counter is also very tempting…That thing will cut you up like nobody’s business.

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