# Home Depot Death Match Fun **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 1, 2010, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-depot-death-match-fun/159837 "2010-09-01T10:29:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-depot-death-match-fun/159837/61 "2010-09-02T12:59:42Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > Not on [homedepot.com](http://homedepot.com) but I’ve seen these in lowes/HD before > [Jet Torch Kits – Flame Engineering](http://www.flameengineering.com/Jet_Torch_Kits.html) > > plus biggest propane tank available, plus order picker. Not sure any kind of flame weapon is a good idea. Remember, you’re LOCKED in there until only one person is left. Last thing you want is the damn building catching on fire. Like the zombie survival guide… “The only thing worse than a horde of zombies trying to eat you is a horde of zombies trying to eat you that are on fire.” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-depot-death-match-fun/159837/62 "2010-09-03T06:18:14Z")
Big fail on my part, Timothy McVeigh I am not. ---
**Author:** ![breakstuff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/breakstuff/32/5413_2.png) [@breakstuff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/breakstuff)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-depot-death-match-fun/159837/63 "2010-09-03T08:13:41Z")
![http://www.appledoorcharlottesville.com/images/garage_door_parts.gif](http://www.appledoorcharlottesville.com/images/garage_door_parts.gif) I’ll take this product and 2 pieces of gas pipe. There’s enough cable, springs and rails in there to build a decent electronicly drawn crossbow. ---
**Author:** ![Anonymity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anonymity/32/7215_2.png) [@Anonymity](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anonymity)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-depot-death-match-fun/159837/64 "2010-09-03T09:50:32Z")
#1 ![http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/09/09845ece-153d-45af-a034-3a1e89b198af_300.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/f/2/f29f40fb65cc1edd6e0ac81eee11b900cfc2099a.jpeg) Reason for my whore house… and the whores will all have STD’s (I will call this the christopher columbus plan) #2 ![http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/af/af80ef41-4247-4181-88b3-ec6e1dc9d10a_300.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/f/2/f214b3866abdffb90f488ffd41dd96ca493c2e43.jpeg) Reason to watch the whole building #3 ![http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/3f/3f651b28-cedf-45de-9acc-fec1f2918caa_300.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/8/d/8de0c4690488421183bddc00446f953f43e995b4.jpeg) Reason everyone needs water and all of you office types need to talk around something Dam this is a deal [http://www.homedepot.com/Electrical-Home-Automation-Security/h\_d1/N-5yc1vZbmalZ5z99o/R-202210490/h\_d2/ProductDisplay?langId=-1&storeId=10051&catalogId=10053](http://www.homedepot.com/Electrical-Home-Automation-Security/h_d1/N-5yc1vZbmalZ5z99o/R-202210490/h_d2/ProductDisplay?langId=-1&storeId=10051&catalogId=10053) Then I though Hmmmmm, shouldnt CSA help me with this? > Please wait for a Customer Service Associate to respond. Your average wait time is 0m:1sec. Your place in Queue is ‘1’. > > You are now chatting with ‘Richelle’ > > Richelle: Welcome to The Home Depot. How may I assist you today? > > Mr. Thiel: i am looking for > > Richelle: I’ll be happy to assist you today. > > Richelle: What are you looking for, Mr. Thiel? > > Mr. Thiel: some thing to help me > > Mr. Thiel: in a home depot death match > > Mr. Thiel: here are the rules > > Mr. Thiel: So you are chosen to compete against other people. All of you are locked in a standard Home Depot, that is dark except the emergency lights above the exits. The goal is to kill one another to become the last man standing, last person alive gets to leave. You are allowed to choose 3 pieces of equipment to aid you. Anything with a bar code counts as one piece of equipment, for example, if you choose a nail gun, then a container of nails will be needed, so that would equal two pieces of equipment. If the equipment needs something to operate, like gas or batteries, the second thing will count as an item. You can use only the equipment you choose, no scalping from dead guys > > Mr. Thiel: Can you help? > > Richelle: Mr. Thiel, I am very sorry. I do not know anything about this game that you are playing and therefore I am not able to assist you. I am sorry. > > Mr. Thiel: Ok, thank you > > Richelle: Is there anything else I can assist you with today? > > Mr. Thiel: do you have bar codes for employees? > > Richelle: No, I am sorry, we do not. > > Mr. Thiel: ok, thank you. > > Mr. Thiel: that is it > > Mr. Thiel: ;( > > Richelle: You are welcome. Please have a nice day ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 10:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-depot-death-match-fun/159837/65 "2010-09-03T10:01:04Z")
So you would wait decades for people to die from having STDs? Fail. ---
**Author:** ![Anonymity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anonymity/32/7215_2.png) [@Anonymity](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anonymity)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-depot-death-match-fun/159837/66 "2010-09-03T10:05:22Z")
> [@Paulo](#): > > So you would wait decades for people to die from having STDs? Fail. no fail, I will win in the end… 😉 it wouldnt be long until everyone couldnt fight maybe a few days… Besides if I wanted to speed up the process I could have them all fall in LOVE with the whores and kill each other… ---
**Author:** ![JUICEDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/juicedss/32/7185_2.png) [@JUICEDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JUICEDSS)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-depot-death-match-fun/159837/67 "2010-09-03T10:43:08Z")
![http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/55/55bd8547-97c3-4cd7-8d8d-c1ad914dc789_300.jpg](http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/55/55bd8547-97c3-4cd7-8d8d-c1ad914dc789_300.jpg) - ![http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/83/837237d1-8304-45cc-a5b7-09ac6073247e_300.jpg](http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/83/837237d1-8304-45cc-a5b7-09ac6073247e_300.jpg) - 1 spool of 2 conductor lamp wire. Use knives to cut wire, tie knives to fan, use rest of lamp wire to run to an outlet and go to town! ---
**Author:** ![KuntryQuestTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kuntryquesttsi/32/5010_2.png) [@KuntryQuestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KuntryQuestTSi)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-depot-death-match-fun/159837/68 "2010-09-03T10:57:10Z")
> [@Anonymity](#): > > #1 > > ![http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/09/09845ece-153d-45af-a034-3a1e89b198af_300.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/f/2/f29f40fb65cc1edd6e0ac81eee11b900cfc2099a.jpeg) > > Reason for my whore house… and the whores will all have STD’s (I will call this the christopher columbus plan) > > #2 > > ![http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/af/af80ef41-4247-4181-88b3-ec6e1dc9d10a_300.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/f/2/f214b3866abdffb90f488ffd41dd96ca493c2e43.jpeg) > > Reason to watch the whole building > > #3 > > ![http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/3f/3f651b28-cedf-45de-9acc-fec1f2918caa_300.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/8/d/8de0c4690488421183bddc00446f953f43e995b4.jpeg) > > Reason everyone needs water and all of you office types need to talk around something > > Dam this is a deal > > [http://www.homedepot.com/Electrical-Home-Automation-Security/h\_d1/N-5yc1vZbmalZ5z99o/R-202210490/h\_d2/ProductDisplay?langId=-1&storeId=10051&catalogId=10053](http://www.homedepot.com/Electrical-Home-Automation-Security/h_d1/N-5yc1vZbmalZ5z99o/R-202210490/h_d2/ProductDisplay?langId=-1&storeId=10051&catalogId=10053) > > Then I though Hmmmmm, shouldnt CSA help me with this? 🤣 hahah ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-depot-death-match-fun/159837/69 "2010-09-03T11:53:59Z")
I’m gonna do some research at work tonight, I’ll see what I can come up with. ---
**Author:** ![TRP951](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b77776/32.png) [@TRP951](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TRP951)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 11:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-depot-death-match-fun/159837/70 "2010-09-07T11:45:23Z")
haha heres what my friend came up with. carpet, hammer and zip ties strategy is to knock them out with the hammer then zip tie them and proceed to give them some serious rug burn [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-depot-death-match-fun/159837.md?page=3)