# Home Improvement Rant- The Toilet **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 14, 2007, 7:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-improvement-rant-the-toilet/38727 "2007-11-14T07:19:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 2:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-improvement-rant-the-toilet/38727/21 "2007-11-14T14:51:05Z")
gawd, this is the reason why most men dont use public bathrooms to shit… because we know that seat / lip of bowl gets pissed on all day long… and then the head of your dick touches it? fukk it it’s sooo grosss ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 2:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-improvement-rant-the-toilet/38727/22 "2007-11-14T14:53:20Z")
[quote=“bing”"] …but then you shit above the water line which just makes more work for the wife. [/quote] quote of the day. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 2:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-improvement-rant-the-toilet/38727/23 "2007-11-14T14:58:17Z")
ugh, refuse it, order elongated bowl. elongated bowl FTW. Our redone bathroom downstairs has one now, and the upstairs will get one in spring. ---
**Author:** ![Adictd2b00st](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/adictd2b00st/32/7625_2.png) [@Adictd2b00st](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Adictd2b00st)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 3:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-improvement-rant-the-toilet/38727/24 "2007-11-14T15:14:15Z")
spot on bing, spot on ---
**Author:** ![dubbin91](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@dubbin91](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dubbin91)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 4:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-improvement-rant-the-toilet/38727/25 "2007-11-14T16:00:37Z")
Elongated HANDICAPPED bowl! Sits a little higher, more confortable. I say go to home depot and try each crapper in the showroom, find which one protects your junk from hitting the best ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 4:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-improvement-rant-the-toilet/38727/26 "2007-11-14T16:05:38Z")
Japanese toilets FTW. My brother sent me this from a Tokyo public bathroom: ![http://a79.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/128/l_1fe58d0efe695db04e7e4c015066345e.jpg](http://a79.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/128/l_1fe58d0efe695db04e7e4c015066345e.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 4:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-improvement-rant-the-toilet/38727/27 "2007-11-14T16:18:12Z")
^^^ Serious? Seems like it would be so… sloppy in there… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 4:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-improvement-rant-the-toilet/38727/28 "2007-11-14T16:26:13Z")
Better have good aim for that shit ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 4:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-improvement-rant-the-toilet/38727/29 "2007-11-14T16:29:43Z")
toilets in Asia really are like that. Can’t wait to shit all over the floor when I go. ---
**Author:** ![L8APEX1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/l8apex1/32/7276_2.png) [@L8APEX1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/L8APEX1)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-improvement-rant-the-toilet/38727/30 "2007-11-15T08:23:43Z")
i have giggled my f#$king ass off reading this thread ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-improvement-rant-the-toilet/38727/31 "2007-11-15T08:27:44Z")
dude, if your afraid of getting an STD from your own toilet bowl then you have way more problems then this. clean your fucking crib or lose some wieght ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-improvement-rant-the-toilet/38727/32 "2007-11-15T08:28:04Z")
Just hang on to it while you’re pissing, then drape it over your thigh and proceed with dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool. Works like a charm. ---
**Author:** ![Toda\_Party](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/toda_party/32/7354_2.png) [@Toda\_Party](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Toda_Party)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-improvement-rant-the-toilet/38727/33 "2007-11-15T08:53:56Z")
next time she gives u a BJ, ask her how ur shit(literally) tastes lol ---
**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 8:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-improvement-rant-the-toilet/38727/34 "2007-11-15T08:56:41Z")
should have bought the self sanitizing toto with the heated seat and shit :tup: then it doesn’t matter where your dick touches, it will all be clean and warm. [http://www.totousa.com/washlets\_landing2.asp](http://www.totousa.com/washlets_landing2.asp) edit: oh, and it washes and drys your ass too. no wipe ftw ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-improvement-rant-the-toilet/38727/35 "2007-11-15T09:13:01Z")
[quote=“chino,post:20,topic:38727"”] lol so much truth in this thread it hurts ! I always feel like I just contracted a STD when you make contact on a public shitter. [/quote] . That is like the worst feeling in the world. In terms of coolness I would rank it up there with: -High school pregnancy scares. -Finding out you had HIV, and now it’s mutated into super-AIDs through TBC (Toilet-Bowl Contact) -Buying a new VW Beetle ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 9:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-improvement-rant-the-toilet/38727/36 "2007-11-15T09:21:15Z")
I wanted a urinal in our half bath and my wife said, “NO”. I guess she can clean my friends pee splash off everything within 5 feet of the toilet when we have parties.:gotme: :beer2: ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 9:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-improvement-rant-the-toilet/38727/37 "2007-11-15T09:23:28Z")
you need a stadium style trough…now that would be :pimp: for parties. ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2007, 4:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-improvement-rant-the-toilet/38727/38 "2007-11-19T16:39:24Z")
i got my elongated toilet… damn straight. ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2007, 4:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/home-improvement-rant-the-toilet/38727/39 "2007-11-19T16:46:34Z")
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