# Homosexual Undertones - NYSPEED Edition

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 3, 2006, 1:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447 "2006-08-03T13:47:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 1:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/1 "2006-08-03T13:47:04Z")

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I got this idea from another forum. Their thread blew up to over 500 posts and they all make me laugh. Basically, you quote people in their expense [editing is definitely allowed :)] and then post them here.

_-I should specify to try and stick to removing certain words, and trying to refrain from adding others :lol:  
-But if adding 1 or 2 words makes the post that much funnier or makes the person look that much worse, then by all means 🙂_

Some quick examples:

> [@Phoenix 305](#):
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> So i got on it a bit the other day

> [@Viper966](#):
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> maybe u got some air that worked its way in

> [@SoloIIscoob](#):
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> will it flop?

> [@DarkkstaR](#):
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> I’d like one that’s about 18", possibly longer 🙂

> [@tpgsr](#):
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> Start with the fluid it should smell sweet and not like a dirty whore

> [@SkunkApe](#):
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> i am gonna be in so many this year

> [@SkunkApe](#):
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> so is around 6 ok to come

> [@SkunkApe](#):
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> gotta get the money in soooon
> 
> edit: i’ll pay double to see kevin dance also 🙂

> Really, anything SkunkApe says, I could have kept going

I’m sure some of you can find funnier ones than those.

Have at it 🙂

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 1:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/2 "2006-08-03T13:51:15Z")

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> [@beckington](#):
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> if i could have sex with any guy, it would be Davey Havok from AFI

:word:

for real. im super attracted to him.

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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 2:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/3 "2006-08-03T14:05:17Z")

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lol @ skunk being king :gay:

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 2:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/4 "2006-08-03T14:14:57Z")

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:word:

> [@SkunkApe](#):
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> i told dos he can explore my ass.

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**Author:** ![STEALTTH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stealtth/32/7582_2.png) [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 2:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/5 "2006-08-03T14:17:39Z")

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> [@Xander](#):
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> A little Blow off action there.
> 
> X…

> [@Daddie](#):
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> Hmm. Too much shaft play?

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> [@JoesTypeS](#):
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> Let’s get a home game together @ my joint…we’ll play cash …$100 investment for the night…
> 
> anyone down?

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**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 2:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/6 "2006-08-03T14:38:34Z")

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> [@Daddie](#):
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> I find that the shifter is so fucking short…

> [@Daddie](#):
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> make um say UUUUGGGHHHHH

> [@Daddie](#):
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> lol fuzzy you are 8?
> 
> I’m not fucking with you

> [@Daddie](#):
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> smells great, like you just got out of the shower.

.

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**Author:** ![RedConquestTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redconquesttsi/32/7326_2.png) [@RedConquestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedConquestTSi)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 3:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/7 "2006-08-03T15:14:51Z")

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> [@Beckington](#):
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> …I’ll take the fairy…

.

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**Author:** ![Griff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f19dbf/32.png) [@Griff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Griff)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 3:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/8 "2006-08-03T15:22:13Z")

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> [@Daddie](#):
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> lol @ being king :gay:

.

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**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 4:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/9 "2006-08-03T16:20:55Z")

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> [@SkunkApe](#):
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> … it’s about 5ft 2inches in length… and about 1ft wide. if anybody has one that big please let me know…

:gay2: :uhh::eek:

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**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 4:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/10 "2006-08-03T16:44:13Z")

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^^^^ BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

that’s fuckin great!

Aaron ur getting killed here…

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**Author:** ![\_nails](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/58956e/32.png) [@\_nails](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_nails)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 4:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/11 "2006-08-03T16:45:44Z")

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make this a sticky (no homo).

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**Author:** ![\_nails](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/58956e/32.png) [@\_nails](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_nails)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 4:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/12 "2006-08-03T16:48:13Z")

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> [@66impalass\`](#):
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> you are usually going to be paying an arm and a leg during than just because that is a popular time for people to come

> [@choko](#):
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> It was fun making peoples dick feel real small…:lol:  
> I just love the expressions and words people gave me … like when i row rods 😃
> 
> Its all in fun 😃

oh boy.

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**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 5:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/13 "2006-08-03T17:03:26Z")

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> [@DarkkstaR](#):
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> yeah, no one wants a penis
> 
> you can always swap teams to save a few bucks.

> [@RedGoober4Life](#):
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> Nope. His vagina is first rate.

> [@Pass McGrass](#):
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> i agree. make it cheaper for the guys and more hot dudes will come.

wow that thread was a gold mine

> [@RuBiCaNT](#):
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> You can pay in chin-nuts…

> [@OfficerK](#):
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> save me a pork sammich?

> [@zwarbyt](#):
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> this is gonna fucking rock cock

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 5:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/14 "2006-08-03T17:08:27Z")

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HAHAHAHAH WTF

oh up yours zong…yea quote that you bastard!

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**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 5:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/15 "2006-08-03T17:09:33Z")

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> [@SkunkApe](#):
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> oh up yours zong…

:lol:

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 5:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/16 "2006-08-03T17:11:00Z")

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LOL… you tool

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 5:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/17 "2006-08-03T17:11:43Z")

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you might as well change the damn title to “Homosexual Undertones - SkunkApe Edition”

ass

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**Author:** ![STEALTTH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stealtth/32/7582_2.png) [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 5:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/18 "2006-08-03T17:31:45Z")

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haha skunkAss :lol:

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**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 5:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/19 "2006-08-03T17:34:00Z")

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> [@beckington](#):
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> :word:
> 
> for real. im super attracted to him.

lol x2

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**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/20 "2006-08-03T17:40:03Z")

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SkunkApe\>SkunkAss\>AssMilk…it all point to one thing

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