# Homosexual Undertones - NYSPEED Edition **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 3, 2006, 1:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447 "2006-08-03T13:47:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2012, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/501 "2012-11-20T07:14:44Z")
You wanna open this can of cranberries… ok Oh and those canned cranberries, what the eff is that anyways? Lets start at Potatoes and corn: Maybe some of the most common american sides… if only I dint get to eat them a billion times throughout the rest of the year, maybe id be excited. Yams: No thanks Bread and biscuits: lol really? And that brings us to Turkey, the centerpiece: I dont care what you do to turkey, how long you spend, how good your smoking and baking technique… its still the most bland, and typically dry of all the dinner meats. Ive had good turkey (mama moboosts turkey is pretty well regarded in many circles), ive had bad turkey, but at the end of the day, turkey is just that… turkey. The only things I can give you is stuffing, green bean casserole, and pumpkin pie. but still not enough to hold down the integrity of the entire dinner. After that the only ground you have to stand on is the mass quantities you get to consume and the fact that you have a day off to watch football and space out, all facts that shouldnt take away from the fact that the meal itself is just plain overrated. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2012, 7:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/502 "2012-11-20T07:22:16Z")
The whole is greater than the sum of its parts grasshopper. ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2012, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/503 "2012-11-20T07:28:39Z")
If you don’t like stuffing and mashed potatoes soaked and slobbered in homemade turkey gravy, you deserve to get your dick hole stabbed with a hot soldering iron. Or AIDS. ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2012, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/504 "2012-11-20T07:38:04Z")
how can anybody hate on thanksgiving? LOL ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2012, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/505 "2012-11-20T07:48:03Z")
moboost is basically our resident hipster. “I’ve been eating thanksgiving food all year. It’s nothing special.” ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2012, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/506 "2012-11-20T07:52:29Z")
how did the hipster burn his mouth? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . he ate his dinner before it was cool ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2012, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/507 "2012-11-20T07:56:54Z")
How did the moboost burn his hand? He changed a light bulb before it was cool. ---
**Author:** ![Beck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/beck/32/28683_2.png) [@Beck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Beck)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2012, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/508 "2012-11-20T07:56:59Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > moboost is basically our resident hipster. “I’ve been eating thanksgiving food all year. It’s nothing special.” He told me yesterday he didn’t like baking his turkey in his oven… Because his oven is too conventional. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2012, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/509 "2012-11-20T07:57:22Z")
:lol: 👏 ---
**Author:** ![Beck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/beck/32/28683_2.png) [@Beck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Beck)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2012, 8:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/510 "2012-11-20T08:01:30Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > How did the moboost burn his hand? > He changed a light bulb before it was cool. How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? No idea, but it’s probably some obscure number you’ve never heard of. ---
**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2012, 8:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/511 "2012-11-20T08:07:36Z")
> [@Beck](#): > > He told me yesterday he didn’t like baking his turkey in his oven… > > Because his oven is too conventional. lmao tup tup tup ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 5:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/512 "2012-11-27T05:58:59Z")
> [@Recipe for success](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/recipe-for-success/227296/51): > > Men with plentiful meat on holidays \> men without meat on holidays. Preferrably on a bearskin rug by a fire? ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 6:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/513 "2012-11-27T06:33:27Z")
> [@MOBOOST4U](#): > > Lets start at Potatoes and corn: Maybe some of the most common american sides… if only I dint get to eat them a billion times throughout the rest of the year, maybe id be excited. Are you like 500lbs? That is a ton of starch and carbs if you have having 3 million servings of that a day. ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/514 "2013-01-03T10:05:08Z")
> [@Maxwell:](#): > > a little guy will do just fine for now. > [@WTB: Cheapo bench clamp](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-cheapo-bench-clamp/227981/6): > > I may have a proposition for you. lol. ---
**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/515 "2013-01-03T10:10:41Z")
DAMN YOU. last night’s in-person quote by Pirite was wayyyyy funnier… “I came 5 minutes late on purpose, just so chris would feel good about himself” ---
**Author:** ![pirite](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pirite/32/5308_2.png) [@pirite](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pirite)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2013, 4:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/516 "2013-01-20T04:38:24Z")
> [@Watch DJANGO, Hurry before its down](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/watch-django-hurry-before-its-down/228293/12): > > Yup. Just finished. Lol . ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 5:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/517 "2013-02-19T05:20:48Z")
> [@Car Buying WTF Experiences](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-buying-wtf-experiences/228796/14): > > I think most of us have been that guy that got there first only to screw other dudes. When I saw it this thread was the first thing I thought of. ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 5:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/518 "2013-02-19T05:33:02Z")
\*blushes ---
**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/519 "2013-04-12T10:04:55Z")
sorry dude, I don’t know you…but this was SO GOOD > [@Tires - almost new 215/45-17 michelin](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tires-almost-new-215-45-17-michelin/228386/4): > > I guess if it was something I wanted we could do a 3-way. ---
**Author:** ![08GT500](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/08gt500/32/5417_2.png) [@08GT500](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/08GT500)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 4:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/520 "2013-04-12T16:06:57Z")
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