# honestly...wtf? v. Bird will not stop flying into window »» PROBLEM SOLVED! **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 10, 2009, 2:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/honestly-wtf-v-bird-will-not-stop-flying-into-window-problem-solved/67573 "2009-05-10T14:05:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/honestly-wtf-v-bird-will-not-stop-flying-into-window-problem-solved/67573/21 "2009-05-11T06:55:20Z")
BB gun + sitting outside on your porch FTW. ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 7:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/honestly-wtf-v-bird-will-not-stop-flying-into-window-problem-solved/67573/22 "2009-05-11T07:00:30Z")
i’ve had the blinds closed all morning…same thing. I think it’s a territorial thing and can see its reflection. WTF… as i was typing this…a DOVE is doing the same thing… RIGHT NOW. The dove and robin are both flying into the window. ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 7:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/honestly-wtf-v-bird-will-not-stop-flying-into-window-problem-solved/67573/23 "2009-05-11T07:02:11Z")
Yea your house is cursed… ---
**Author:** ![Mike93](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike93/32/7325_2.png) [@Mike93](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike93)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 7:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/honestly-wtf-v-bird-will-not-stop-flying-into-window-problem-solved/67573/24 "2009-05-11T07:02:45Z")
Put up some frosted window film to cut down on the reflection??? I have some extra if you want it…it could be a temporary fix. ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 7:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/honestly-wtf-v-bird-will-not-stop-flying-into-window-problem-solved/67573/25 "2009-05-11T07:06:13Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > BB gun + sitting outside on your porch FTW. :tup: ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/honestly-wtf-v-bird-will-not-stop-flying-into-window-problem-solved/67573/26 "2009-05-11T07:11:35Z")
Clearly you need a few of these ![http://matangii.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/al.jpg](http://matangii.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/al.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 7:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/honestly-wtf-v-bird-will-not-stop-flying-into-window-problem-solved/67573/27 "2009-05-11T07:13:57Z")
Put a scarecrow on your patio. Or, have skunk stand there for an hour. ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/honestly-wtf-v-bird-will-not-stop-flying-into-window-problem-solved/67573/28 "2009-05-11T07:17:42Z")
DIRTY up the fuckin windows :gotme: ---
**Author:** ![bigwoode](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigwoode/32/5175_2.png) [@bigwoode](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bigwoode)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 7:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/honestly-wtf-v-bird-will-not-stop-flying-into-window-problem-solved/67573/29 "2009-05-11T07:26:57Z")
In for a video ---
**Author:** ![dozr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@dozr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dozr)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/honestly-wtf-v-bird-will-not-stop-flying-into-window-problem-solved/67573/30 "2009-05-11T07:31:10Z")
.22 Pistol with Spreadshot. ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/honestly-wtf-v-bird-will-not-stop-flying-into-window-problem-solved/67573/31 "2009-05-11T07:31:41Z")
still think your drunk ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/honestly-wtf-v-bird-will-not-stop-flying-into-window-problem-solved/67573/32 "2009-05-11T07:49:54Z")
hang up a picture of Billy Mays…that should scare them away. ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 8:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/honestly-wtf-v-bird-will-not-stop-flying-into-window-problem-solved/67573/33 "2009-05-11T08:05:06Z")
> [@dozr](#): > > .22 Pistol with Spreadshot. ![http://media.strategywiki.org/images/a/a0/Contra_spread.jpg](http://media.strategywiki.org/images/a/a0/Contra_spread.jpg) ?? ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 8:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/honestly-wtf-v-bird-will-not-stop-flying-into-window-problem-solved/67573/34 "2009-05-11T08:09:41Z")
lol I think its “BIRDSHOT” ---
**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 8:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/honestly-wtf-v-bird-will-not-stop-flying-into-window-problem-solved/67573/35 "2009-05-11T08:11:30Z")
> [@Daddie](#): > > ![http://media.strategywiki.org/images/a/a0/Contra_spread.jpg](http://media.strategywiki.org/images/a/a0/Contra_spread.jpg) > > ?? LMAO! You can hold down B for rapid fire. ---
**Author:** ![JustinH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JustinH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JustinH)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/honestly-wtf-v-bird-will-not-stop-flying-into-window-problem-solved/67573/36 "2009-05-11T08:24:04Z")
put carbon fiber on it. ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/honestly-wtf-v-bird-will-not-stop-flying-into-window-problem-solved/67573/37 "2009-05-11T08:30:32Z")
> [@Daddie](#): > > ![http://media.strategywiki.org/images/a/a0/Contra_spread.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/b/7/b788ede8062874eade6529a9fc921e781ad1edcf.jpeg) > > ?? FUCK YES!!! The most dominant weapon in video game history (paired with rapid fire of course) ---
**Author:** ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 8:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/honestly-wtf-v-bird-will-not-stop-flying-into-window-problem-solved/67573/38 "2009-05-11T08:31:26Z")
how is this not being recorded for our enjoyment? ---
**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 8:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/honestly-wtf-v-bird-will-not-stop-flying-into-window-problem-solved/67573/39 "2009-05-11T08:37:08Z")
> [@ILC](#): > > FUCK YES!!! The most dominant weapon in video game history (paired with rapid fire of course) ![http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/bfg_9000.png](http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/bfg_9000.png) ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/honestly-wtf-v-bird-will-not-stop-flying-into-window-problem-solved/67573/40 "2009-05-11T08:40:12Z")
> [@PureXTC](#): > > ![http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/bfg_9000.png](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/4/a/4a99b21a8233c1a3fe9ae4872626499ec929c521.png) I disagree… BFG is fucking badass… but you can still win the game with the rocket launcher and other weapons… plus limited ammo in contra… its really make or break to have an easy time beating the game or just a nightmare to get it again. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/honestly-wtf-v-bird-will-not-stop-flying-into-window-problem-solved/67573.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/honestly-wtf-v-bird-will-not-stop-flying-into-window-problem-solved/67573.md?page=3)