# Hoodscoop 2 - Nature 0
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hoodscoop-2-nature-0/47623
**Category:** NYSpeed Automotive
**Created:** [April 29, 2008, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hoodscoop-2-nature-0/47623 "2008-04-29T10:24:37Z")
**Posts on this page:** 18
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2008, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hoodscoop-2-nature-0/47623/1 "2008-04-29T10:24:37Z")
So I was taking a leisurely drive to work today down River road, not really expecting anything to approach from either side. Seeing and there are white-trash houses, blocking the river on one side, and a highway on the right both ruining the view that could have been provided by our vastly squandered water .
But fate was apparently working against these two birds. Brave yet young these two unfortunate birds most obviously blinded by love swooped down from a nearby tree. Not seeing my car nor the protrusion from my hood that was about to play a major defining role in their already too short lifespan.
Noting no one behind me I was attempting to slow down in hopes they might survive this chance encounter, but alas there wasn’t even enough time to make it over to the brake pedal before a sickening double thud was heard as one bird glanced off the left side the shiny red scoop. And the other dead center almost earning a free trip to the inside of the engine compartment. But bouncing off in a last moment physics decision, and over the car leaving some minor scratching.
It was most a most unfortunate occurance, and horrifyingly awful kill story. ☹
Cliffs: You may not ever kill two birds with one stone. But apparently you can with one car.
Cliffcliffs: Subaru 2 - Birds 0
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### Author:  [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2008, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hoodscoop-2-nature-0/47623/2 "2008-04-29T10:29:51Z")
:lol: my wrx swallowed a bird. It went in the grill scoop/intake though
Didn’t notice it until I was changing my oil and BAM little dead bird…kinda spooked me!
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2008, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hoodscoop-2-nature-0/47623/3 "2008-04-29T10:29:52Z")
Fuzzy writes the best kills, evaR.
…since no one else is killing anything…
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### Author:  [@StairSRT4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/StairSRT4)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2008, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hoodscoop-2-nature-0/47623/4 "2008-04-29T10:58:04Z")
that would totally freak me out. I hate birds LOL It sucks they scratched your car though and made a mess I imagine.
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### Author:  [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2008, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hoodscoop-2-nature-0/47623/5 "2008-04-29T10:58:31Z")
> [@FuzzyFish"](#):
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> Cliffs: You may not ever kill two birds with one stone. But apparently you can with one car.
Rofflecopter got two confirmed kills 🤣
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### Author:  [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2008, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hoodscoop-2-nature-0/47623/6 "2008-04-29T11:04:38Z")
tittywop
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### Author:  [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2008, 11:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hoodscoop-2-nature-0/47623/7 "2008-04-29T11:09:48Z")
someone post the pix of the sti that ate an eagle
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### Author:  [@Adictd2b00st](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Adictd2b00st)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2008, 11:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hoodscoop-2-nature-0/47623/8 "2008-04-29T11:12:35Z")
chara post the pic of your sti eating the bird 🙂
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### Author:  [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2008, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hoodscoop-2-nature-0/47623/9 "2008-04-29T11:17:08Z")
LOL:
[http://www.motorsportmad.com/view/2026/subaru-wrc-on-board---pidgeon-comes-through-the-air-vent](http://www.motorsportmad.com/view/2026/subaru-wrc-on-board---pidgeon-comes-through-the-air-vent)
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### Author:  [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2008, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hoodscoop-2-nature-0/47623/10 "2008-04-29T11:23:09Z")
> [@chino](#):
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> LOL:
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> [http://www.motorsportmad.com/view/2026/subaru-wrc-on-board---pidgeon-comes-through-the-air-vent](http://www.motorsportmad.com/view/2026/subaru-wrc-on-board---pidgeon-comes-through-the-air-vent)
“Nevermind the feathers, alright? Fuck the feathers”.
Aweeeeesome :lol:
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### Author:  [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2008, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hoodscoop-2-nature-0/47623/11 "2008-04-29T11:57:30Z")
> [@chino](#):
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> LOL:
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> [http://www.motorsportmad.com/view/2026/subaru-wrc-on-board---pidgeon-comes-through-the-air-vent](http://www.motorsportmad.com/view/2026/subaru-wrc-on-board---pidgeon-comes-through-the-air-vent)
🤣
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### Author:  [@fairgentleman\_Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fairgentleman_Z)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2008, 2:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hoodscoop-2-nature-0/47623/12 "2008-04-29T14:11:53Z")
You are almost as dangerous as the new Peace Bridge…
almost.
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### Author:  [@GTiKyle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GTiKyle)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2008, 4:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hoodscoop-2-nature-0/47623/13 "2008-04-29T16:43:23Z")
they werent the endangered common turns were they?
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### Author:  [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2008, 4:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hoodscoop-2-nature-0/47623/14 "2008-04-29T16:51:28Z")
> [@GTiKyle](#):
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> they werent the endangered common turns were they?
Was it a right hand or left hand?
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### Author:  [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2008, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hoodscoop-2-nature-0/47623/15 "2008-04-29T16:53:44Z")
If they were endangered they would most likely be right-handed.
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### Author:  [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)
#### Post date: [April 30, 2008, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hoodscoop-2-nature-0/47623/16 "2008-04-30T07:20:50Z")
best kill this season, birds are just rats with wings
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### Author:  [@95VDUB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/95VDUB)
#### Post date: [April 30, 2008, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hoodscoop-2-nature-0/47623/17 "2008-04-30T08:35:33Z")
^x2
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### Author:  [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [April 30, 2008, 8:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hoodscoop-2-nature-0/47623/18 "2008-04-30T08:37:42Z")
Nice kill.
Slightly OT, I wonder who the last person was to kill two birds with one stone. We haven’t been using thrown stones as weapons for a long time.