# Hostage Crisis: Hertel Ave, Buffalo

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hostage-crisis-hertel-ave-buffalo/74224>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 30, 2009, 8:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hostage-crisis-hertel-ave-buffalo/74224 "2009-09-30T08:45:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hostage-crisis-hertel-ave-buffalo/74224/21 "2009-09-30T10:20:44Z")

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:word: ☹  
I hope this started because she spelled it “Hertle”.

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**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hostage-crisis-hertel-ave-buffalo/74224/22 "2009-09-30T10:21:48Z")

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I just can’t stand Italians…

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Just joking…

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but no really, I hate Italians…

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hostage-crisis-hertel-ave-buffalo/74224/23 "2009-09-30T10:27:23Z")

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> [@Avatar](#):
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> I just can’t stand Italians…
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> [edit]
> 
> Just joking…
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> [edit]
> 
> but no really, I hate Italians…

☹

im only half blood, but still ☹

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**Author:** ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hostage-crisis-hertel-ave-buffalo/74224/24 "2009-09-30T10:28:40Z")

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So being half Italian should I call you all racists? I can be the Al Sharpton for the Dago’s.

Nah, fuck that, I can joke. Watch, the guy holding her hostage is a pollock.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hostage-crisis-hertel-ave-buffalo/74224/25 "2009-09-30T10:29:47Z")

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![http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DRXT01OawqU/SLVxzQDxVII/AAAAAAAAAHE/yZII_coKZts/s400/marissa+tomei+lady+in+black.jpg](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DRXT01OawqU/SLVxzQDxVII/AAAAAAAAAHE/yZII_coKZts/s400/marissa+tomei+lady+in+black.jpg) ![http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/my+cousin+vinny.jpg](http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/my+cousin+vinny.jpg)

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**Author:** ![DokiZen6x](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dokizen6x/32/5386_2.png) [@DokiZen6x](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DokiZen6x)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 10:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hostage-crisis-hertel-ave-buffalo/74224/26 "2009-09-30T10:39:04Z")

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^lol…

“police will diffuse the confrontation by throwing in a meatball sub…”

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**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hostage-crisis-hertel-ave-buffalo/74224/27 "2009-09-30T10:40:52Z")

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All he wanted was his pasta Al dente

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**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hostage-crisis-hertel-ave-buffalo/74224/28 "2009-09-30T10:46:30Z")

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Awww I saw the headline and just assumed cougarspeed’s PTSD kicked full force and took geehee as a hostage ☹

fucking Italians getting my hopes up

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hostage-crisis-hertel-ave-buffalo/74224/29 "2009-09-30T10:49:19Z")

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Well, the standoff is over. Who will be the first to get a name/picture of the guy taken into custody?

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**Author:** ![ghost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f04885/32.png) [@ghost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ghost)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 10:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hostage-crisis-hertel-ave-buffalo/74224/30 "2009-09-30T10:51:49Z")

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OT: marisa tomei is HOT

if you’ve seen “The Wrestler”… then you know what i’m talking about

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**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hostage-crisis-hertel-ave-buffalo/74224/31 "2009-09-30T10:54:56Z")

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Chippewop?

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**Author:** ![Pauly](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pauly/32/7493_2.png) [@Pauly](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pauly)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hostage-crisis-hertel-ave-buffalo/74224/32 "2009-09-30T11:21:59Z")

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its not a matter of italian hate. regular italian hertitage is fine  
its them fuckin gunnieys LOL

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hostage-crisis-hertel-ave-buffalo/74224/33 "2009-09-30T11:25:44Z")

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I consider it a serious fucking offense if my pasta is cooked beyond al dente

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fuckin skanks

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 11:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hostage-crisis-hertel-ave-buffalo/74224/34 "2009-09-30T11:26:00Z")

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I feel like Afrank

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**Author:** ![ghost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f04885/32.png) [@ghost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ghost)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hostage-crisis-hertel-ave-buffalo/74224/35 "2009-09-30T11:28:02Z")

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i have yet to meet a person, yet alone italian, that doesn’t like their pasta al dente…

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**Author:** ![Pauly](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pauly/32/7493_2.png) [@Pauly](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pauly)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hostage-crisis-hertel-ave-buffalo/74224/36 "2009-09-30T11:28:41Z")

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al who?

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hostage-crisis-hertel-ave-buffalo/74224/37 "2009-09-30T11:29:04Z")

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my g/f doesn’t like it al dente

needless to say, she almost wound up with a black eye that night

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**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hostage-crisis-hertel-ave-buffalo/74224/38 "2009-09-30T11:30:18Z")

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> [@ILC](#):
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> Awww I saw the headline and just assumed cougarspeed’s PTSD kicked full force and took geehee as a hostage ☹
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> fucking Italians getting my hopes up

I did hip toss and arm bar my gf the other day when she was running her face?

This still going on? I should go and investigate.

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**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hostage-crisis-hertel-ave-buffalo/74224/39 "2009-09-30T11:31:01Z")

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> [@ghost](#):
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> i have yet to meet a person, yet alone italian, that doesn’t like their pasta al dente…

I prefer past al dente… Soft pasta please. al dente is too firm…

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 11:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hostage-crisis-hertel-ave-buffalo/74224/40 "2009-09-30T11:32:47Z")

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> [@cougarspeed](#):
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> This still going on? I should go and investigate.

Nope, been over since 12:30 but no news sites have a name or picture of the guy arrested yet.

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