# How a Millionare Thinks **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 23, 2009, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-a-millionare-thinks/61777 "2009-01-23T07:53:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-a-millionare-thinks/61777/1 "2009-01-23T07:53:52Z")
I got this in an email… Might be a repost but cute nonetheless > [COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]A man walked into a bank in New York City one day and asked for the loan officer. > He told the loan officer that he was going to Philippines on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan. > Then the man handed over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produced the title and everything checked out The loan officer agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan.The bank’s president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the guy for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. > An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank’s underground garage and parked it there.Two weeks later, the guy returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest, which came to $15.41. > The loan officer said, “Sir, we are very happy to have had and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow “$5,000″. > The millionaire replied: “Where else in New York City can I park my car for $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return”[/COLOR][/FONT] ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-a-millionare-thinks/61777/2 "2009-01-23T07:55:19Z")
LOL ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-a-millionare-thinks/61777/3 "2009-01-23T07:56:17Z")
Old and untrue, someone snopes’ed this. ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-a-millionare-thinks/61777/4 "2009-01-23T07:56:55Z")
LOL that is good ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-a-millionare-thinks/61777/5 "2009-01-23T07:58:20Z")
haha. true or not, it is still funny. ---
**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-a-millionare-thinks/61777/6 "2009-01-23T07:58:31Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > Old and untrue, someone snopes’ed this. You must have been a key user for the beta of the internet. Are there any of these you haven’t seen/saw??? ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 8:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-a-millionare-thinks/61777/7 "2009-01-23T08:11:23Z")
i actually thought it was funny but i think its a ubrf repost, or another forum i was on. i just remember someone snopes’ing it. ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-a-millionare-thinks/61777/8 "2009-01-23T08:14:15Z")
> [@MOBOOST4U](#): > > You must have been a key user for the beta of the internet. Are there any of these you haven’t seen/saw??? :lol: I generally don’t like you, but this was moderately funny ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 8:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-a-millionare-thinks/61777/9 "2009-01-23T08:17:41Z")
![http://i450.photobucket.com/albums/qq228/Ionesque/arfen.png](http://i450.photobucket.com/albums/qq228/Ionesque/arfen.png) ---
**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-a-millionare-thinks/61777/10 "2009-01-23T08:21:05Z")
> [@sureshot!](#): > > :lol: I generally don’t like you, but this was moderately funny I would have never guessed by how kindly you answered all my credit/accounting questions in the past. Either way… much love :grouphug: ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-a-millionare-thinks/61777/11 "2009-01-23T08:24:21Z")
Maybe I’m confusing you for someone else! I’m sorry, there are a lot of bags on this forum ( i could be one of them! ) ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 9:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-a-millionare-thinks/61777/12 "2009-01-23T09:26:45Z")
> [@MOBOOST4U](#): > > I would have never guessed by how kindly you answered all my credit/accounting questions in the past. > > Either way… much love :grouphug: Haha that’s the thing about Adam. You know how a decent person will let you know that your fly is down rather than let you walk around all day embarassing yourself? You can always count on him to let you know if you’re being a bag… ---
**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 9:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-a-millionare-thinks/61777/13 "2009-01-23T09:29:17Z")
Are we talking douchebags or yambags here… Ahh whats the difference. ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-a-millionare-thinks/61777/14 "2009-01-23T11:01:45Z")
I remember this one. ---
**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 4:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-a-millionare-thinks/61777/15 "2009-01-23T16:38:10Z")
funny x2. everything in this thread.