# How can I get banned from Classifieds?
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [December 27, 2010, 3:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178 "2010-12-27T15:53:02Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2010, 3:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/1 "2010-12-27T15:53:02Z")
lol, im serious, I wanna buy a monkey but don’t know where to get one.
I found a few sites online, but they were all scams
Looking for a small one such as a capuchin
Looking to stay local as theres too many scams out there where you pay a $500 deposit and then 4-8 weeks later they ship it to you.
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2010, 4:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/2 "2010-12-27T16:01:17Z")
wtf?
Ive heard they get mean and they jerk off alot.
[http://www.zumthing.com/FreeClassifiedAds/localclassifieds-NY-New+York-albany-sale+pet--q~monkey.aspx](http://www.zumthing.com/FreeClassifiedAds/localclassifieds-NY-New+York-albany-sale+pet--q~monkey.aspx)
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### Author:  [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2010, 4:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/3 "2010-12-27T16:03:38Z")
You need an exotic pet store of some sort.
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### Author:  [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2010, 4:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/4 "2010-12-27T16:07:54Z")
chimps are mean and dangerous, capuchins are the small ones that run peoples pockets and hang out on your shoulders lol, there not mean… I know I need to go to an exotic breeder/pet store, I was wondering if anyone on here KNEW of any, preferribly local… BTW that link you sent me pjb is a scam, capuchins are like $2k+
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### Author:  [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2010, 4:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/5 "2010-12-27T16:13:45Z")
Dave, save your money and be normal and buy a dog or goldfish… Monkeys are notorious for throwing shit at you…
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### Author:  [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2010, 4:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/6 "2010-12-27T16:14:20Z")
And jerking off, u might get jealous if your monkeys dick was bigger than yours…
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### Author:  [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2010, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/7 "2010-12-27T16:19:48Z")
dont get mad cuz itll be cooler then charlie!!! lol
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### Author:  [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2010, 4:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/8 "2010-12-27T16:23:28Z")
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaY9XOjZwHc&feature=related](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaY9XOjZwHc&feature=related) 1:35 lol
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### Author:  [@Mafdark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mafdark)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2010, 4:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/9 "2010-12-27T16:24:27Z")
It would be a very bad idea for you to get a monkey
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### Author:  [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2010, 4:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/10 "2010-12-27T16:25:15Z")
> [@WTB:91-94 dsm coilpack and power transistor](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-91-94-dsm-coilpack-and-power-transistor/38254/4):
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> It would be a very bad idea for you to get a monkey
y
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### Author:  [@Mafdark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mafdark)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2010, 4:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/11 "2010-12-27T16:25:55Z")
because it would be too obvious who the stupid one is
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2010, 4:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/12 "2010-12-27T16:26:33Z")
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### Author:  [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2010, 4:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/13 "2010-12-27T16:28:14Z")
I feel like every week I can expect the most off the wall thread post by you…
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### Author:  [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2010, 4:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/14 "2010-12-27T16:32:16Z")
I want to by a crocodile. Not an alligator, theyre big pussies, I want a crocodile.
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### Author:  [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2010, 4:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/15 "2010-12-27T16:37:32Z")
> [@by the power of greyskull](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/by-the-power-of-greyskull/38351/5):
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> dont get mad cuz itll be cooler then charlie!!! lol
That’s messed up, Charlie has had only good things to say about you… Get a French bulldog from the breeder I got mine from…
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### Author:  [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2010, 4:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/16 "2010-12-27T16:38:18Z")
Are you guys mad becuase you cant afford a monkey? Or becuase your all followers that are scared to wear non named brand jeans becuase everyone else is wearing Abercrombie? I didnt ask a fucking opinion or approval, I asked for a god damned place to buy one.
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### Author:  [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2010, 4:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/17 "2010-12-27T16:38:48Z")
> [@Corrupt A Wish](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/30):
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> That’s messed up, Charlie has had only good things to say about you… Get a French bulldog from the breeder I got mine from…
LOLOLOLOL, im just kidding man, charlies the best!!
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### Author:  [@Mafdark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mafdark)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2010, 4:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/18 "2010-12-27T16:41:46Z")
> [@dam snky troopers](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dam-snky-troopers/38320/33):
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> Are you guys mad becuase you cant afford a monkey? Or becuase your all followers that are scared to wear non named brand jeans becuase everyone else is wearing Abercrombie? I didnt ask a fucking opinion or approval, I asked for a god damned place to buy one.
I’m poor ☹
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### Author:  [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2010, 4:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/19 "2010-12-27T16:45:54Z")
> [@dam snky troopers](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dam-snky-troopers/38320/33):
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> Are you guys mad becuase you cant afford a monkey? Or becuase your all followers that are scared to wear non named brand jeans becuase everyone else is wearing Abercrombie? I didnt ask a fucking opinion or approval, I asked for a god damned place to buy one.
hahaha abercrombie jeans for life… 2k for a monkey is cheap I’m sure… I paid $3500 for Charlie… Who woulda thought
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2010, 4:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/20 "2010-12-27T16:58:18Z")
I wear $6 jeans from Kmart so Ive got no problem not wearing what everybody else is wearing.
I didnt realize that link was a scam. I just googled Monkey Albany, NY.
I still think Capuchin’s get mean. If I remember right thats why they got rid of Marcel on Friends because he was getting nasty.
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