# How can I get banned from Classifieds? **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 27, 2010, 3:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178 "2010-12-27T15:53:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2010, 6:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/41 "2010-12-27T18:58:04Z")
I had sea monkeys once. My girlfriends kid knocked them over. I dont have a girlfriend anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2010, 7:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/42 "2010-12-27T19:58:01Z")
> [@Videos: Innovative Tuning Subaru Running 10's](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/videos-innovative-tuning-subaru-running-10s/38141/26): > > ![http://xroads.virginia.edu/~class/am485_98/coe/porch.jpg](http://xroads.virginia.edu/%7Eclass/am485_98/coe/porch.jpg) Oh no you just didn’t! 🤣rofl:rofl ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2010, 9:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/43 "2010-12-27T21:17:21Z")
$10k and you have to get it home from Tampa. But I’d be making redic profit. But can do. Here… [MICHAEL@POGGISANIMALHOUSE.COM](mailto:MICHAEL@POGGISANIMALHOUSE.COM) OR CALL 954-258-6954 ---
**Author:** ![skiboard06](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@skiboard06](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/skiboard06)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2010, 9:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/44 "2010-12-27T21:44:28Z")
> [@Jammer"](#): > > $10k and you have to get it home from Tampa. > > But I’d be making redic profit. But can do. > > Here… [MICHAEL@POGGISANIMALHOUSE.COM](mailto:MICHAEL@POGGISANIMALHOUSE.COM) OR CALL 954-258-6954 he’s srs ---
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2010, 9:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/45 "2010-12-27T21:47:00Z")
10k, fuck that lol. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 3:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/46 "2010-12-28T03:20:28Z")
if ya want a small monkey just go kidnap a midget from albany …or hamlton hill . same thing your gettin basically , a nasty animal that plays with his meet , they have the same function as they do nuttin , and eat watermellon . oh and its prolly cheaper . thats why angelina jolie does it , shit opra may even approve ---
**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 3:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/47 "2010-12-28T03:27:22Z")
> [@dam snky troopers](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dam-snky-troopers/38320/33): > > Are you guys mad becuase you cant afford a monkey? Or becuase your all followers that are scared to wear non named brand jeans becuase everyone else is wearing Abercrombie? I didnt ask a fucking opinion or approval, I asked for a god damned place to buy one. I wear Pimpacrombie, Express, and Diesel jeans. Do I apply as a follower? I wear them simply because I’m a BOSSSSSSS. ---
**Author:** ![AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/amd_is_the_best/32/6342_2.png) [@AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AMD_IS_THE_BEST)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 3:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/48 "2010-12-28T03:46:14Z")
I will own a Siberian Lynx. Female. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 4:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/49 "2010-12-28T04:24:22Z")
Nigguh you dumb ---
**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 4:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/50 "2010-12-28T04:28:13Z")
> [@Windows Home Server](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/windows-home-server/38360/5): > > Nigguh you dumb prerequisite ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 4:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/51 "2010-12-28T04:38:30Z")
Man you have worse “I buy retarded shit on impulse disorder” than I do! ---
**Author:** ![car\_ramrod](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/car_ramrod/32/6441_2.png) [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 5:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/52 "2010-12-28T05:36:44Z")
A few reasons why you shouldn’t own a monkey: -You seem to have the attention span of a 5 year old, so when the novelty of owning a monkey wears off you will see it for sale on here. -You can’t distinguish “your” from “you’re” -You were looking to buy a $200 “carport” for for $25k BMW -You have a psycho lady stalking you and rubbing your automotive keys on her genitalia Just saying, I have a feeling that if you bought a monkey it would end up dead, for sale on here in 3 weeks, or held hostage by the crazy lady ---
**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 5:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/53 "2010-12-28T05:44:12Z")
- rep ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 5:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/54 "2010-12-28T05:45:52Z")
> [@Nick Hogan totals his Supra, hurt pretty good.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nick-hogan-totals-his-supra-hurt-pretty-good/34449/130): > > A few reasons why you shouldn’t own a monkey: > > -You seem to have the attention span of a 5 year old, so when the novelty of owning a monkey wears off you will see it for sale on here. > -You can’t distinguish “your” from “you’re” > -You were looking to buy a $200 “carport” for for $25k BMW > -You have a psycho lady stalking you and rubbing your automotive keys on her genitalia > > Just saying, I have a feeling that if you bought a monkey it would end up dead, for sale on here in 3 weeks, or held hostage by the crazy lady sums it up ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 5:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/55 "2010-12-28T05:47:13Z")
You can’t own a pet monkey in NYS. Find something else. > **STATES WHICH BAN PRIVATE POSSESSION OF NONHUMAN PRIMATES:** California, Colorado, Connecticut, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Minnesota, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Utah, Vermont, Wyoming [http://www.petmonkeyinfo.org/laws.htm](http://www.petmonkeyinfo.org/laws.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/56 "2010-12-28T07:05:17Z")
Did you watch Grandma’s Boy yesterday too?? ---
**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/57 "2010-12-28T07:17:32Z")
> [@Nick Hogan totals his Supra, hurt pretty good.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nick-hogan-totals-his-supra-hurt-pretty-good/34449/131): > > You can’t own a pet monkey in NYS. Find something else. > > [http://www.petmonkeyinfo.org/laws.htm](http://www.petmonkeyinfo.org/laws.htm) How do you explain Hamilton Hill and Arbor Hill?!?! ---
**Author:** ![looksexyS2000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/looksexys2000/32/6666_2.png) [@looksexyS2000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/looksexyS2000)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/58 "2010-12-28T08:25:23Z")
> [@Nick Hogan totals his Supra, hurt pretty good.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nick-hogan-totals-his-supra-hurt-pretty-good/34449/131): > > You can’t own a pet monkey in NYS. Find something else. > > [http://www.petmonkeyinfo.org/laws.htm](http://www.petmonkeyinfo.org/laws.htm) thanks for finding the info …i told him that wasn’t legal but couldn’t find him the info you did…you cannot own any exotic animals in nys… ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/59 "2010-12-28T08:27:02Z")
BoostCreep with the game ending kill ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 9:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178/60 "2010-12-28T09:24:58Z")
Move or it wont happen… this thread will go nowhere other than PJB making more fun of africans. LOCK 1 [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-banned-from-classifieds/256178.md?page=4)