# How cool is YOUR bike??? **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Automotive\ **Created:** [June 29, 2009, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-cool-is-your-bike/245084 "2009-06-29T09:02:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2009, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-cool-is-your-bike/245084/1 "2009-06-29T09:02:30Z")
**How cool is YOUR bike???** Reply to: [sale-xexec-1245133877@craigslist.org](mailto:sale-xexec-1245133877@craigslist.org?subject=How%20cool%20is%20YOUR%20bike%3F%3F%3F) [[Errors when replying to ads?](http://www.craigslist.org/about/help/replying_to_posts)] Date: 2009-06-29, 11:41AM EDT Peeps! Due to high demand please be sure to contact me now. I rode 24 bike in the last four weeks alone! Do you want to know how cool your bike looks or what it sounds like when it’s revving out as you go zooming up the street? I will come to you house and ride your bike up and down the street in front of your house like so fast so you can see it and you can take pics if you want. I’ve got the whole little costume, helmet and shit and I even have a motorcycle license so it’s all cool in case the cops come. I can pretend I am in a race with myself on your bike and then you will know how cool you look when you are whipping up your street past all the kids. I know how to ride almost any bike but I am not going to do this on anything where you have to shift the gears with your hand instead of your foot or a BMW cause those things fucking suck. If you want me to light the tire and do a burnout on your bike I can! You can run inside and get some bleach and pour it on the rear tire when I am doing it and all your neighbors will think you have a top fuel dragster or some shit when they see all the smoke. I really don’t want to ride anyone on the back when I do this for you so don’t have any girls around. And your bike must be in good shape cause I don’t wanna die out there. No mexican shit. I have been performing this service for years to ALL of my friends and I am very good at it. PLEASE NOTE: I am not posting this because I am trying to steal anyone’s motorcycle. I show up at your house in my own car (Range Rover all wood) and my wife of many years is with me and she takes pics too for our family album. I am a family man, 49 years old and I know motorcycles inside and out. I used to work on race cars. No monkey business here. You can talk with my wife while I get used to your bike. Holla up at me if you need to see how cool you ride is. WU TANG MUTHAFUCKERS! WU TANG! Larry - it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2009, 9:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-cool-is-your-bike/245084/2 "2009-06-29T09:39:00Z")
:rofl !!! ---
**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2009, 9:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-cool-is-your-bike/245084/3 "2009-06-29T09:40:01Z")
I will be calling him shortly ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2009, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-cool-is-your-bike/245084/4 "2009-06-29T10:22:08Z")
Do you have to own the bike? :ninja What on Earth did you search for to find this? Trying to get rid of your chicken strips? :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2009, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-cool-is-your-bike/245084/5 "2009-06-29T10:27:33Z")
> [@Vovchandr"](#): > > Do you have to own the bike? :ninja > > What on Earth did you search for to find this? Trying to get rid of your chicken strips? :rofl Lol it was right on top of the motorcycle for sale section in albany, I figured I had to copy/paste it before it got flagged and taken down, which it did. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2009, 7:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-cool-is-your-bike/245084/6 "2009-06-29T19:06:13Z")
No mexican shit. hahah. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2009, 7:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-cool-is-your-bike/245084/7 "2009-06-29T19:35:32Z")
At first I thought he said he had a costume to ride it in but then I read it again. It would be funny to see a guy ride a bike in a monkey suit. ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2009, 9:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-cool-is-your-bike/245084/8 "2009-06-29T21:42:43Z")
haha if he kept it a bit more serious it would of really cracked me up, but the wu tang shit made it corny ---
**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 7:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-cool-is-your-bike/245084/9 "2010-05-10T19:52:21Z")
CBRSARGE ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-cool-is-your-bike/245084/10 "2010-05-10T19:59:41Z")
> [@Vovchandr"](#): > > Trying to get rid of your chicken strips? :rofl pro rider folks, pro. ---
**Author:** ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-cool-is-your-bike/245084/11 "2010-05-10T20:33:39Z")
wow, didn’t even remember this lol