# how do i break up with a psycho g/f???? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 23, 2006, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-break-up-with-a-psycho-g-f/14958 "2006-07-23T21:02:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2006, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-break-up-with-a-psycho-g-f/14958/101 "2006-07-24T08:40:46Z")
Annoy her like she does you. Call her 27 times a day, get an attitude when she doesnt answer her phone-this is turn will cause arguements- and because your “fighting” so much and just “can’t get along”… your just gonna have to break up. 🙂 it works. ---
**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2006, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-break-up-with-a-psycho-g-f/14958/102 "2006-07-24T08:41:04Z")
ill see what happens when i try to talk to her about it on the phone, ill try nice guy explanation of how i feel, if she flips to a backflip180ollie into asshole mode. i will be as reasonable as i can, as long as i can…but if she pushes the right buttons im gonna unleash ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2006, 8:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-break-up-with-a-psycho-g-f/14958/103 "2006-07-24T08:59:55Z")
> [@Clean Baldy](#): > > I completely disagree with this thread, your way of dealing with this situation, and the immaturity of you coming to random people on a forum about your personal problems. Sure, I’ll probably get attacked in here, but I don’t care. Am I honestly the only one that started reading the post, and thought “WTF?” > > You should never have made a thread like this about someone, especially your girlfriend of 15 months. She cares for you, and it definitely appears that you don’t give two shits about her. But, we shouldn’t know this. You should be dealing with it yourself, and when its done… make a post saying “I’m single” or something… and we’ll all be there for ya. You are going to hurt her more than you can imagine, and this thread will probably make it worse. How would you like it if it was the other way around, and she came on here saying all the worst things about you to everyone on here, and you didn’t know? You’d think she was an asshole… and right now, I think you are just that. > > And what if tomorrow things magically get better, and this post is here? Plan first, act second. > > She can do better. > > I don’t care if I just pissed you off. The truth hurts. I remember your “i’m single thread”. :mamoru: **And Clean Baldy is right…it could be worse…another forum member could have taken away your girlfriend of 2 years.** Nick the only thing you can do, is post pics. Honestly. Is shes a total ugly, I’ll go by her house and punch her in the face. And if shes a cutie, i’ll totally go by her house and fuck her…and then make her feel guilty…she will HAVE to break up with you! post pics. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2006, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-break-up-with-a-psycho-g-f/14958/104 "2006-07-24T09:06:38Z")
> [@beckington](#): > > I remember your “i’m single thread”. > > :mamoru: > > **And Clean Baldy is right…it could be worse…another forum member could have taken away your girlfriend of 2 years.** > . Wow, al capowned. I was surprised Joel didnt go there ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2006, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-break-up-with-a-psycho-g-f/14958/105 "2006-07-24T09:06:50Z")
lol at clean baldy…he has obviously never dealt with a crazy chick before… all rational thought is tossed out the window… oh and beck you definitly made me lol :tup: ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2006, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-break-up-with-a-psycho-g-f/14958/106 "2006-07-24T09:07:21Z")
> [@JEG](#): > > If she gives you any guff, just boot her in the muff! i’ll second that > [@FuzzyFish](#): > > EDIT: Or just do a lot of undesireable things like, not bathe, wear the same clothes, be boring as fuck, take her to car meets, maybe even bring up video games and what ever else she hates. And just drive her off. Then again that could have adverse affects on your friends. (Ex. foul odor, scuzz level). Though obviously it’s just bad advise. 🙂 haha, no - these things don’t work. where’s the HRK? he’ll back up my raunch and poorly selected date activities > [@Joe](#): > > Wow, al capowned. I was surprised Joel didnt go there he did initially, but thanks to the edit button, he went with some semblance of tact instead ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2006, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-break-up-with-a-psycho-g-f/14958/107 "2006-07-24T09:17:52Z")
You must learn this one on your own. Seriously, breaking up with a crazy bitch is a **_fine art_**. You have to find your own form of doing this. No one elses ways will work as well for you. Anyone that knew me in highschool knows what I am talking about. I still think I should get an award. Good luck… ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2006, 9:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-break-up-with-a-psycho-g-f/14958/108 "2006-07-24T09:27:50Z")
> [@brendansi](#): > > Anyone that knew me in highschool knows what I am talking about. I still think I should get an award. > > Good luck… this man has a point, he went out with the hot but mental portion of sweet home high school and lived ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2006, 9:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-break-up-with-a-psycho-g-f/14958/109 "2006-07-24T09:30:24Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > this man has a point, he went out with the hot but mental portion of sweet home high school and lived LOL story? ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2006, 9:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-break-up-with-a-psycho-g-f/14958/110 "2006-07-24T09:32:27Z")
sounds a minor elaboration could result in numerous entertaining stories… c’mon guys 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2006, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-break-up-with-a-psycho-g-f/14958/111 "2006-07-24T09:36:18Z")
haha, i was just goin on word around the school from 4 years ago ill let him give specifics. brendan? ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2006, 9:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-break-up-with-a-psycho-g-f/14958/112 "2006-07-24T09:44:07Z")
lol I don’t even want to get into it right now. One day, I am going to make a thread with some fun short stories, nudes, and maybe ill edit some of videos out of a few gigs made. (only because it happened the other way around once… another looong story) No promises though, but I did it once on OT. I had one of the crazys as a sig back in the day on the barf. **…and back on topic…** Just don’t be a total ass when you do it. It only makes the crazys worse. Trust me. And it’s not always their fault they are crazy. I am serious, something may not work right in them. So be nice, and do it fast. And then do her friends. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2006, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-break-up-with-a-psycho-g-f/14958/113 "2006-07-24T09:50:29Z")
> [@brendansi](#): > > lol > > I don’t even want to get into it right now. > > One day, I am going to make a thread with some fun short stories, nudes, and maybe ill edit some of videos out of a few gigs made. > (only because it happened the other way around once… another looong story) > > No promises though, but I did it once on OT. > > I had one of the crazys as a sig back in the day on the barf. > > **…and back on topic…** > > Just don’t be a total ass when you do it. It only makes the crazys worse. Trust me. And it’s not always their fault they are crazy. I am serious, something may not work right in them. > > So be nice, and do it fast. And then do her friends. Now i’m intrigued. Which one edited video on you? ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2006, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-break-up-with-a-psycho-g-f/14958/114 "2006-07-24T09:54:02Z")
Well, the craziest of them (you should know who I mean), had one of the videos. I pissed this crazy off, by means I will not mention. Then she showed all her friends the video. I was pissed, but… Some of her friends wanted to then be my friends. And know I have proper grounds to post some too. haha. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2006, 9:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-break-up-with-a-psycho-g-f/14958/115 "2006-07-24T09:58:32Z")
…I had a feeling. Vids or ban. ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2006, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-break-up-with-a-psycho-g-f/14958/116 "2006-07-24T10:18:07Z")
_caugh_ kickherinthebabymaker _caugh_ ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2006, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-break-up-with-a-psycho-g-f/14958/117 "2006-07-24T10:20:03Z")
HRK finaly hittin the thread, lol my crazy bitch was the same way … and i broke up with her over the phone, caled her a bitch, said i was fucking someone else, and that she should never talk to me again she called me 5 times a day, i would always answer … and set the phone doen when ever we talked … took her a month to finaly realize i seriously wasnt listening to her on the phone … i was most likely in some other part of the house while she babbeled … but back on topic, nicks gf is totaly irrational, everything he has said about her so far is TOTALY true we seriously wanted to call her from carlisle and be like “yea, nick is in the middle of a hot chick sandwich in the hotel room bedroom right now …” seriously, if she was the drinking type, i sooooooooooooooo would have teabagged her face by now … ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2006, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-break-up-with-a-psycho-g-f/14958/118 "2006-07-24T11:05:28Z")
is she hot? take naked pics of her and post them up on here…that will surely piss her off lol. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2006, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-break-up-with-a-psycho-g-f/14958/119 "2006-07-24T11:21:31Z")
Play her BuckCherry- Crazy Bitch, the uncensored version, and tell her to disregard the part about being a good fuck, and thats what you think of her. ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2006, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-break-up-with-a-psycho-g-f/14958/120 "2006-07-24T12:25:40Z")
When having sex with her look at her facial expresions, then when she asks why you are looking at her like that. Tell her that if you close your eyes you’ll think of other girls and go right away… at least looking at her you last… Said that once during sex… she wasn’t happy and it started a downhill slide that she ended up ignoring me… (best thing to happen ever in my life) on a serious note… Tell her flat out you aren’t happy with her… and you want to take a break and see if it can change the way you think about each other… set a time limit like a week where you won’t talk to her (meaning she can’t call you for the week). Then when that week is over if you really wanna give her the boot. Tell her things just are different you don’t want to be with her anymore… Then after the crying and bullshit that she will start up (of course if she starts throwing shit… its time to leave fuck her you dont need the abuse, I’ve had sandals, a chair, cd’s thrown at me before. I got the fuck out of that relationship quick) with the crying… jsut stay there for a little bit… until it slows… then say you have to go to work or something like that… then as much as she tries DON’T TALK TO HER FOR AT LEAST A MONTH OR UNTIL YOU FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND fuck it up with her and you want a booty call… (although it doesn’t help the situation but rebound sex could be awesome… I’ve gotten some crazy shit from my ex in this type of situation… and let me tell you getting your salad tossed… is SPECTACULAR) [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-break-up-with-a-psycho-g-f/14958.md?page=5) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-break-up-with-a-psycho-g-f/14958.md?page=7)