# how do i make a christmas tree out of packing peanuts?

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**Created:** [November 7, 2006, 3:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-make-a-christmas-tree-out-of-packing-peanuts/19852 "2006-11-07T15:50:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![MikeRi24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MikeRi24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MikeRi24)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 3:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-make-a-christmas-tree-out-of-packing-peanuts/19852/1 "2006-11-07T15:50:31Z")

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so, my boss just left my work, and i’m supposed to make a christmas tree out of bags of these:

![http://www.pliusa.com/images/easy-pack.jpg](http://www.pliusa.com/images/easy-pack.jpg)

it has to be able to be moved, study, and about 6 feet tall. all i have to work with are a damn near unlimmited supply of green peanuts in bags (like shown above), clear shipping tape, and a bunch of boxes. no zip ties, super glue, or anything that would make this easy.

any ideas? just curious to see what everyone comes up with.

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**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 3:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-make-a-christmas-tree-out-of-packing-peanuts/19852/2 "2006-11-07T15:54:26Z")

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:eyebrow:

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**Author:** ![ImportMuscle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/importmuscle/32/7615_2.png) [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 3:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-make-a-christmas-tree-out-of-packing-peanuts/19852/3 "2006-11-07T15:55:11Z")

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get a new job

now

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**Author:** ![oldford](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f17d59/32.png) [@oldford](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/oldford)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 3:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-make-a-christmas-tree-out-of-packing-peanuts/19852/4 "2006-11-07T15:56:40Z")

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I would just take the peanuts bags, stack them 6 feet High and Tape them all together. ANd try to shape it like a Tree

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**Author:** ![brent\_strong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/brent_strong/32/7203_2.png) [@brent\_strong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/brent_strong)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 3:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-make-a-christmas-tree-out-of-packing-peanuts/19852/5 "2006-11-07T15:59:44Z")

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Lay out a nice base about 4’ in diameter. Lay down rolls of tape about 1/2" in from the edge covering the whole thing, lay down another (smaller obviously) layer of peanuts. 4hrs later, you’ll have a tree.

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**Author:** ![redrum](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redrum/32/7398_2.png) [@redrum](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/redrum)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 4:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-make-a-christmas-tree-out-of-packing-peanuts/19852/6 "2006-11-07T16:16:52Z")

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stack the bags up in a pyramid-esque pile?

if i were told to do that, i would make it so damn rediculous that no one would ever ask me to do such a retarded task again.

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**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-make-a-christmas-tree-out-of-packing-peanuts/19852/7 "2006-11-07T16:19:46Z")

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> [@redrum](#):
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> if i were told to do that, i would make it so damn rediculous that no one would ever ask me to do such a retarded task again.

truth

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**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 4:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-make-a-christmas-tree-out-of-packing-peanuts/19852/8 "2006-11-07T16:20:43Z")

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> [@redrum](#):
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> stack the bags up in a pyramid-esque pile?
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> if i were told to do that, i would make it so damn rediculous that no one would ever ask me to do such a retarded task again.

:word: lmao

goodluck…

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**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 4:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-make-a-christmas-tree-out-of-packing-peanuts/19852/9 "2006-11-07T16:23:21Z")

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oh wait, dont you work for UPS ?

that would explain the retarded task …

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**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 4:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-make-a-christmas-tree-out-of-packing-peanuts/19852/10 "2006-11-07T16:43:44Z")

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make a 6’ cone from the boxes… and then apply the tape on it sticky side up, then throw peanuts at it.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 4:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-make-a-christmas-tree-out-of-packing-peanuts/19852/11 "2006-11-07T16:55:41Z")

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> [@ImportMuscle](#):
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> get a new job
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> now

:lol: :word:

Although you could make a few cardboard cones of decreasing diameter, space them, stack them, and tape green peanuts to them all night, finding employment that doesn’t involve hold-my-helmet-while-I-drink-my-juice-box kind of jobs is a much better alternative.

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**Author:** ![MikeRi24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MikeRi24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MikeRi24)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 5:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-make-a-christmas-tree-out-of-packing-peanuts/19852/12 "2006-11-07T17:49:05Z")

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![http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i295/MikeRi24/378633788_ORIG.jpg](http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i295/MikeRi24/378633788_ORIG.jpg)

i ran out of peanuts. thats what i got so far. took me about 45 min.

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**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 5:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-make-a-christmas-tree-out-of-packing-peanuts/19852/13 "2006-11-07T17:59:14Z")

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That is the sweetest red x tree ever! :tup:

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**Author:** ![brent\_strong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/brent_strong/32/7203_2.png) [@brent\_strong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/brent_strong)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 5:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-make-a-christmas-tree-out-of-packing-peanuts/19852/14 "2006-11-07T17:59:55Z")

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A red X?

…beaten.

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**Author:** ![MPD47](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mpd47/32/7383_2.png) [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 6:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-make-a-christmas-tree-out-of-packing-peanuts/19852/15 "2006-11-07T18:01:29Z")

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Quit.

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**Author:** ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 6:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-make-a-christmas-tree-out-of-packing-peanuts/19852/16 "2006-11-07T18:13:09Z")

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wrap your bosses desk in tape and dump peanuts everywhere and just act like its the best god damn tree ever… he’ll be so dumbfounded by it, he won’t bother making you clean it up or finish.

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**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 6:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-make-a-christmas-tree-out-of-packing-peanuts/19852/17 "2006-11-07T18:16:40Z")

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stop by his house and rape any and all outdoor pets

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**Author:** ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 6:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-make-a-christmas-tree-out-of-packing-peanuts/19852/18 "2006-11-07T18:21:42Z")

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> [@ghettostyleTA](#):
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> stop by his house and rape any and all outdoor pets

wtf? haha

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**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 6:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-make-a-christmas-tree-out-of-packing-peanuts/19852/19 "2006-11-07T18:40:36Z")

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i’d eat a few.

then make a structure that is the shape of a tree first, and glue them on it. easiest way…and you’ll be able to move it around.

then take pics and post them.

then quit.

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**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 6:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-i-make-a-christmas-tree-out-of-packing-peanuts/19852/20 "2006-11-07T18:53:57Z")

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stop by bosses house  
cut down the pine tree on his front lawn  
bring to office, throw peanuts on it  
quit

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