# How do you invest your money? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 24, 2008, 11:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-invest-your-money/58692 "2008-11-24T11:48:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![\_Karu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/_karu/32/7602_2.png) [@\_Karu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_Karu)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 11:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-invest-your-money/58692/1 "2008-11-24T11:48:24Z")
So, NYSpeeders, how do you invest your money? What, why, how? Also, let’s talk about this guy, John Doe: “John Doe is single, just got a job with around 3K per month salary, no debt…got around $10K to invest…he’s currently renting an apt. paying around $400/month…” What should John Doe do to invest his money wisely in this seemingly crazy market? Experienced and non-experienced welcomed. :grouphug: ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 11:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-invest-your-money/58692/2 "2008-11-24T11:48:50Z")
in GM. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-invest-your-money/58692/3 "2008-11-24T11:50:01Z")
aftermarket car parts ---
**Author:** ![SOLITUDE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@SOLITUDE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SOLITUDE)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-invest-your-money/58692/4 "2008-11-24T11:50:40Z")
> [@boardjnky4](#): > > aftermarket car parts :eekdance: ---
**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-invest-your-money/58692/5 "2008-11-24T11:50:46Z")
Hondas, used ones that is. ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-invest-your-money/58692/6 "2008-11-24T11:50:58Z")
cocaine. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-invest-your-money/58692/7 "2008-11-24T11:51:07Z")
> [@\_Karu\_"](#): > > So, NYSpeeders, how do you invest your money? > > What, why, how? > > Also, let’s talk about this guy, John Doe: > “John Doe is single, just got a job with around 3K per month salary, no debt…got around $10K to invest…he’s currently renting an apt. paying around $400/month…” > > What should John Doe do to invest his money wisely in this seemingly crazy market? > > Experienced and non-experienced welcomed. :grouphug: just put it under the mattress. You don’t make THAT much money. ---
**Author:** ![TurdBlown\_Teg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@TurdBlown\_Teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurdBlown_Teg)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-invest-your-money/58692/8 "2008-11-24T11:51:27Z")
Coke, hookers, and beer. ---
**Author:** ![\_Karu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/_karu/32/7602_2.png) [@\_Karu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_Karu)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-invest-your-money/58692/9 "2008-11-24T11:51:32Z")
damn good anwers! seriously… ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-invest-your-money/58692/10 "2008-11-24T11:51:46Z")
hookers, blow, scotch, and cold budweiser ---
**Author:** ![\_Karu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/_karu/32/7602_2.png) [@\_Karu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_Karu)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-invest-your-money/58692/11 "2008-11-24T11:52:31Z")
> [@boardjnky4](#): > > just put it under the mattress. You don’t make THAT much money. :mamoru: John Doe is already smart enough not to do that. ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-invest-your-money/58692/12 "2008-11-24T11:53:29Z")
JOHN DOE SHOULD MAXIMIZE THE PRESENT VALUE OF HIS MONEY ---
**Author:** ![\_Karu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/_karu/32/7602_2.png) [@\_Karu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_Karu)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-invest-your-money/58692/13 "2008-11-24T11:53:48Z")
> [@Zong](#): > > JOHN DOE SHOULD MAXIMIZE THE PRESENT VALUE OF HIS MONEY HOW? :spank: ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-invest-your-money/58692/14 "2008-11-24T11:53:56Z")
ok, then put it in a bank, trust greedy assholes and a non-existent FDIC reserve with it. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mr_t/32/7454_2.png) [@Mr\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr_T)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-invest-your-money/58692/15 "2008-11-24T11:55:05Z")
red stripe, duvval, sams white ale and a pizza from imperial.haha for real, just do some research on prosperous things to invest in these days. ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-invest-your-money/58692/16 "2008-11-24T11:55:50Z")
> [@\_Karu\_](#): > > HOW? by putting it into GM! or mutual funds. whichever. ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-invest-your-money/58692/17 "2008-11-24T12:15:22Z")
Investing in nice dinners, nice clothes, and fruity liquor in attempts to get laid. ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-invest-your-money/58692/18 "2008-11-24T12:23:04Z")
hookers…they never go out of style. ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-invest-your-money/58692/19 "2008-11-24T12:25:16Z")
I put it right in the blender. only 97,000 to go to cure my AIDS ---
**Author:** ![\_Karu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/_karu/32/7602_2.png) [@\_Karu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_Karu)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-invest-your-money/58692/20 "2008-11-24T12:26:11Z")
^Lol, either you guys are completely clueless and incompetent about investment or just playing some jokes… I hope the latter. :roflpicard: [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-invest-your-money/58692.md?page=2)