# How do you know if, your grandparents do it

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**Created:** [November 19, 2004, 2:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-know-if-your-grandparents-do-it/170476 "2004-11-19T14:18:06Z")\
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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 2:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-know-if-your-grandparents-do-it/170476/1 "2004-11-19T14:18:06Z")

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Eight Signs Your Grandparents Are Still Sexually Active

1. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor.

2. Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass.

3. Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of “denture-burn.”

4. Granny found cuffed to her walker.

5. Not only do you hear the bed squeaking, but also joints.

6. Grandma regularly looks at Grandpa’s crotch and claps twice.

7. Grandmother starts baking Viagra-chip cookies.

8. Kraft-matic adjustable bed set for “doggy style.”

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**Author:** ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 2:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-know-if-your-grandparents-do-it/170476/2 "2004-11-19T14:23:16Z")

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💤 you can do better.

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 2:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-know-if-your-grandparents-do-it/170476/3 "2004-11-19T14:25:18Z")

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> [@eurodad](#):
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> 💤 you can do better.

Your wife must say that to you alot…

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**Author:** ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 2:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-know-if-your-grandparents-do-it/170476/4 "2004-11-19T14:27:17Z")

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> [@SHAG](#):
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> Your wife must say that to you alot…

that coming from a virgin.

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**Author:** ![Gray05](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cc9497/32.png) [@Gray05](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gray05)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 2:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-know-if-your-grandparents-do-it/170476/5 "2004-11-19T14:27:39Z")

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> [@eurodad](#):
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> that coming from a virgin.

your wife is a virgin?

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 2:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-know-if-your-grandparents-do-it/170476/6 "2004-11-19T14:28:23Z")

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😕

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**Author:** ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 2:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-know-if-your-grandparents-do-it/170476/7 "2004-11-19T14:30:54Z")

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> [@Blue4](#):
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> your wife is a virgin?

:wtcslap: shaggy is

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 2:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-know-if-your-grandparents-do-it/170476/8 "2004-11-19T14:31:13Z")

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:weak: