# How do you like your Steak? Medium-well or circling the bowl **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 20, 2011, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-like-your-steak-medium-well-or-circling-the-bowl/259000 "2011-06-20T12:09:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-like-your-steak-medium-well-or-circling-the-bowl/259000/1 "2011-06-20T12:09:41Z")
> Somehow this feels like a Vonnegut plotline: population boom equals food shortage. Solution? Synthesize food from human waste matter. Absurd yes, but [Japanese scientists](http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/digitaltrends/tc_digitaltrends/storytext/japanesescientistscreatesmeatoutoffeces/41879182/SIG=125473hrp/*http://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech//kajimto-lab-develops-ekiss/) have actually discovered a way to create edible steaks from human feces. > Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Okayama Laboratory, has developed steaks based on proteins from human excrement. Tokyo Sewage approached the scientist because of an overabundance of sewage mud. They asked him to explore the possible uses of the sewage and Ikeda found that the mud contained a great deal of protein because of all the bacteria. > The researchers then extracted those proteins, combined them with a reaction enhancer and put it in an exploder which created the artificial steak. The “meat” is 63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals. The researchers color the poop meat red with food coloring and enhance the flavor with soy protein. Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef. [http://news.yahoo.com/s/digitaltrends/20110615/tc\_digitaltrends/japanesescientistscreatesmeatoutoffeces;\_ylt=A0wNdPsfQ\_xNwggBdJqs0NUE;\_ylu=X3oDMTNmYTRranN0BGFzc2V0A2RpZ2l0YWx0cmVuZHMvMjAxMTA2MTUvamFwYW5lc2VzY2llbnRpc3RzY3JlYXRlc21lYXRvdXRvZmZlY2VzBHBvcwMzBHNlYwN5bl9tb3N0X3BvcHVsYXIEc2xrA2phcGFuc2NpZW50aQ--](http://news.yahoo.com/s/digitaltrends/20110615/tc_digitaltrends/japanesescientistscreatesmeatoutoffeces;_ylt=A0wNdPsfQ_xNwggBdJqs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTNmYTRranN0BGFzc2V0A2RpZ2l0YWx0cmVuZHMvMjAxMTA2MTUvamFwYW5lc2VzY2llbnRpc3RzY3JlYXRlc21lYXRvdXRvZmZlY2VzBHBvcwMzBHNlYwN5bl9tb3N0X3BvcHVsYXIEc2xrA2phcGFuc2NpZW50aQ--) Unbelieveable. If the price of steak suddenly drops i am becoming a vegetarian ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-like-your-steak-medium-well-or-circling-the-bowl/259000/2 "2011-06-20T12:11:41Z")
i hope those cock suckers get shot. WHO THE FUCK WOULD EVEN TRY THAT. “Here try this steak i made from a delicious shit” ---
**Author:** ![Omega](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/omega/32/6425_2.png) [@Omega](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Omega)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-like-your-steak-medium-well-or-circling-the-bowl/259000/3 "2011-06-20T12:12:01Z")
This is why we can’t have nice things! ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-like-your-steak-medium-well-or-circling-the-bowl/259000/4 "2011-06-20T12:13:20Z")
Well I was gonna say rare seasoned with celery salt and pepper. But now I may just go vomit instead. ---
**Author:** ![usmc2801](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/usmc2801/32/6387_2.png) [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-like-your-steak-medium-well-or-circling-the-bowl/259000/5 "2011-06-20T12:13:42Z")
WTF…ruin my steaks and kill a bitch! ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-like-your-steak-medium-well-or-circling-the-bowl/259000/6 "2011-06-20T12:14:51Z")
fucking japanese. first tentacle rape then poop burgers ---
**Author:** ![Sketchy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sketchy/32/6378_2.png) [@Sketchy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sketchy)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-like-your-steak-medium-well-or-circling-the-bowl/259000/7 "2011-06-20T12:16:11Z")
Medium with cracked pepper and blue cheese with garlic mashed on the side ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-like-your-steak-medium-well-or-circling-the-bowl/259000/8 "2011-06-20T13:59:49Z")
this is why we have beef cows, never eating store bought steak FTW ---
**Author:** ![HudsonFalcon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hudsonfalcon/32/6460_2.png) [@HudsonFalcon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HudsonFalcon)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 2:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-like-your-steak-medium-well-or-circling-the-bowl/259000/9 "2011-06-20T14:56:24Z")
Don’t forget your A1 steak sauce. ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 3:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-like-your-steak-medium-well-or-circling-the-bowl/259000/10 "2011-06-20T15:17:42Z")
> [@E30 color choice...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/e30-color-choice/43164/47): > > Don’t forget your A1 shit sauce. Here ya go. ---
**Author:** ![HudsonFalcon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hudsonfalcon/32/6460_2.png) [@HudsonFalcon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HudsonFalcon)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 4:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-like-your-steak-medium-well-or-circling-the-bowl/259000/11 "2011-06-20T16:57:18Z")
> [@E30 color choice...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/e30-color-choice/43164/48): > > Here ya go. Haha:lol ---
**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 5:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-like-your-steak-medium-well-or-circling-the-bowl/259000/12 "2011-06-20T17:32:00Z")
Quality post Ron, I literally lol’d for a good minute straight. ---
**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 5:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-like-your-steak-medium-well-or-circling-the-bowl/259000/13 "2011-06-20T17:37:06Z")
The fridge and the ziploc bag both say SHIT BURGER LOLOLOLOL ---
**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 6:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-like-your-steak-medium-well-or-circling-the-bowl/259000/14 "2011-06-20T18:26:58Z")
Perfect for a kid friendly version of “two girls one cup”…:rofl ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 6:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-like-your-steak-medium-well-or-circling-the-bowl/259000/15 "2011-06-20T18:31:13Z")
what is it with Japanese people and weird things with poop anyway?