# How do you make a baby fly? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 2, 2008, 2:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-make-a-baby-fly/50964 "2008-07-02T14:54:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-make-a-baby-fly/50964/21 "2008-07-02T20:24:47Z")
Wow, I dont know what to say. I hope that kid gets what’s coming to him. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 5:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-make-a-baby-fly/50964/22 "2008-07-03T05:27:46Z")
Woah, super lame. ---
**Author:** ![BluBalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bluballs/32/7212_2.png) [@BluBalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BluBalls)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 5:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-make-a-baby-fly/50964/23 "2008-07-03T05:33:53Z")
he is going to get raped in the detention center… you can later find that vid on youporn. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 5:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-make-a-baby-fly/50964/24 "2008-07-03T05:57:03Z")
Would have been better if it landed in a microwave. ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 6:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-make-a-baby-fly/50964/25 "2008-07-03T06:10:12Z")
:tdown: WTF is wrong with people. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 6:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-make-a-baby-fly/50964/26 "2008-07-03T06:15:13Z")
vid isn’t working… cliffs? ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 6:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-make-a-baby-fly/50964/27 "2008-07-03T06:17:04Z")
teenage douche inflates large pillow like object with air teenage douche places infant on end of said object teenage douche jumps on opposite end of said object baby cruises about 5-6 and lands basically upside down ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 6:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-make-a-baby-fly/50964/28 "2008-07-03T06:17:09Z")
Dumb fuck about 14 years old puts a baby on an air mattress pillow sort of thing, then jumps on it, launch baby. Baby lands about 4 feet away. Teens think it’s hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-make-a-baby-fly/50964/29 "2008-07-03T06:21:37Z")
wow i would choke him to death if that was my kid ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 6:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-make-a-baby-fly/50964/30 "2008-07-03T06:23:12Z")
Ha. Nice. I just listened to the audio. The baby was “left in the care of the family of the kid filming.” So the kid jumping on the pillow was just a friend of the babysitter. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 6:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-make-a-baby-fly/50964/31 "2008-07-03T06:32:00Z")
> [@boardjnky4](#): > > teenage douche inflates large pillow like object with air > teenage douche places infant on end of said object > teenage douche jumps on opposite end of said object > baby cruises about 5-6 and lands basically upside down > [@Fry](#): > > Dumb fuck about 14 years old puts a baby on an air mattress pillow sort of thing, then jumps on it, launch baby. Baby lands about 4 feet away. Teens think it’s hilarious. both of these sound really awesome. let’s be honest people, the baby is probably going to wind up on welfare anyway… ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-make-a-baby-fly/50964/32 "2008-07-03T06:42:28Z")
lol touche ---
**Author:** ![Johnnyv412](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johnnyv412/32/5226_2.png) [@Johnnyv412](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johnnyv412)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 6:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-make-a-baby-fly/50964/33 "2008-07-03T06:47:27Z")
discusting ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 6:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-make-a-baby-fly/50964/34 "2008-07-03T06:52:01Z")
no. People on welfair do not hire babysitters. They “pay” relatives to get the tax credit. But, where are the parents? ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 7:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-make-a-baby-fly/50964/35 "2008-07-03T07:02:10Z")
[quote=“drvnkd,post:34,topic:50964"”] But, where are the parents? [/quote] That’s what makes it seem even worse to me for some reason. The kid filming was part of the family that was supposed to be watching the baby for the parents. The kid who jumped on the pillow was just a friend of the babysitters. In my mind, it requires another level of disrespect and neglect to do that to the baby of someone you don’t even know. Or something. I guess I don’t know why that rubs me the wrong way so much more. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-make-a-baby-fly/50964/36 "2008-07-03T07:03:16Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > In my mind, it requires another level of disrespect and neglect to do that to the baby of someone you don’t even know. i don’t know 98SS10, but i would do that to his kid. ---
**Author:** ![Johnnyv412](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johnnyv412/32/5226_2.png) [@Johnnyv412](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johnnyv412)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-make-a-baby-fly/50964/37 "2008-07-03T07:04:23Z")
> [@newman](#): > > i don’t know 98SS10, but i would do that to his kid. lol ---
**Author:** ![slowtalon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowtalon/32/7205_2.png) [@slowtalon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowtalon)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-make-a-baby-fly/50964/38 "2008-07-03T12:25:10Z")
kid was 16 and i think the judge should have him placed on a large pillow then have bunch of people jump on other side only lets put broken glass, hungry lion, angry gang members on the side hes gonna fly off of ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-make-a-baby-fly/50964/39 "2008-07-03T13:02:57Z")
> [@turbo ls1 ss](#): > > wow i would choke him to death if that was my kid I would just smash his knees with a baseball bat then wipe a dirty diaper on his face… …everyday. ---
**Author:** ![Cavi\_Mike](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cavi_mike/32/5217_2.png) [@Cavi\_Mike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cavi_Mike)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 2:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-make-a-baby-fly/50964/40 "2008-07-03T14:54:53Z")
> [@newman](#): > > vid isn’t working… cliffs? They took my video down? Bastards. Well, there’s more babies where that one came from. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-make-a-baby-fly/50964.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-make-a-baby-fly/50964.md?page=3)