# How do you make a baby fly?

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**Created:** [July 2, 2008, 2:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-make-a-baby-fly/50964 "2008-07-02T14:54:48Z")\
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**Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 6:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-make-a-baby-fly/50964/31 "2008-07-03T06:32:00Z")

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> [@boardjnky4](#):
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> teenage douche inflates large pillow like object with air  
> teenage douche places infant on end of said object  
> teenage douche jumps on opposite end of said object  
> baby cruises about 5-6 and lands basically upside down

> [@Fry](#):
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> Dumb fuck about 14 years old puts a baby on an air mattress pillow sort of thing, then jumps on it, launch baby. Baby lands about 4 feet away. Teens think it’s hilarious.

both of these sound really awesome.

let’s be honest people, the baby is probably going to wind up on welfare anyway…

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