# How do you make a baby fly?

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**Created:** [July 2, 2008, 2:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-make-a-baby-fly/50964 "2008-07-02T14:54:48Z")\
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**Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-make-a-baby-fly/50964/39 "2008-07-03T13:02:57Z")

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> [@turbo ls1 ss](#):
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> wow i would choke him to death if that was my kid

I would just smash his knees with a baseball bat then wipe a dirty diaper on his face…

…everyday.

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