# How do you prefer to do your business? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 21, 2008, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-prefer-to-do-your-business/51916 "2008-07-21T19:31:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-prefer-to-do-your-business/51916/1 "2008-07-21T19:31:45Z")
So after a conversation with a fellow coworker about some of the guys who prefer to be a chatty kathy while in the bathroom at work, it got me thinking, is that normal? Honestly, i mean i dont mind a few words while im in the next stall dropping the jims steakout from the day before, but come on, some guys feel the need to tell me their life story about how they think the honeysuckle turkey they ate last night doesnt look the same anymore. How often has this happened to you and/or maybe someone of you are on that side of the story im referring to. ---
**Author:** ![brent\_strong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/brent_strong/32/7203_2.png) [@brent\_strong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/brent_strong)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 7:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-prefer-to-do-your-business/51916/2 "2008-07-21T19:34:01Z")
I prefer to drop bombs alone. If not, in silence. ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 7:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-prefer-to-do-your-business/51916/3 "2008-07-21T19:34:19Z")
I wouldn’t use a public restroom for anything but a piss if you payed me, shit is disgusting. I’d rather shit in a plant. As far as pissing goes, I like to piss in the stalls, because the idea of another man holding his dick without a wall between us , really bothers me. ---
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 7:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-prefer-to-do-your-business/51916/4 "2008-07-21T19:39:42Z")
> [@Just Karter](#): > > As far as pissing goes, I like to piss in the stalls, because the idea of another man holding his dick without a wall between us , really bothers me. are you afraid someone might catch a glance of your manhood? :mamoru: ---
**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-prefer-to-do-your-business/51916/5 "2008-07-21T19:44:55Z")
my own private bathroom at work \> \* ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 7:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-prefer-to-do-your-business/51916/6 "2008-07-21T19:48:43Z")
I love battleshitting. I usually get the Ohhh god from the guys at the urinals and the Holy fucks from the guys next to me. Taco bell and or lactose intolerance FTW. Best comment ever received, I swear you just hit the richter scale with that. ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-prefer-to-do-your-business/51916/7 "2008-07-21T19:50:18Z")
I ENJOY PISSING NEXT TO A FRIEND, SOMETIMES EVEN HOLDING IT FOR HIM ---
**Author:** ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-prefer-to-do-your-business/51916/8 "2008-07-21T19:50:35Z")
Several years ago, i installed security systems and networks in homes and small business. If it was a nice house, i most certainly would drop a deuce in their bathroom. Only once did i walk out and get face-to-face with the homeowner… he was baffled, speechless. I just smiled, grabbed my tools, told him everything was all set, and left. 🙂 Back on topic, i like to shit alone. ---
**Author:** ![Cavi\_Mike](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cavi_mike/32/5217_2.png) [@Cavi\_Mike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cavi_Mike)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 7:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-prefer-to-do-your-business/51916/9 "2008-07-21T19:57:44Z")
There is only one throne at the altar. I prefer not share my kingdom. ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 8:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-prefer-to-do-your-business/51916/10 "2008-07-21T20:00:52Z")
Yes. I talk to people while they piss, I talk to people while shitting. I call people, I Instant message people. and for chino’s sake MSN message. I’m a very social pooper ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 8:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-prefer-to-do-your-business/51916/11 "2008-07-21T20:02:06Z")
somehow my girlfriend always knows when I text her from the toilet. how the fuck does she know? ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 8:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-prefer-to-do-your-business/51916/12 "2008-07-21T20:10:11Z")
> [@bobbyg1243](#): > > are you afraid someone might catch a glance of your manhood? :mamoru: Nope I’m proud of it, Im more afraid Jam or someone like him might grab it and try to draw a piss picture on the wall, and or someone might piss on my leg. ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 8:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-prefer-to-do-your-business/51916/13 "2008-07-21T20:51:04Z")
I’m poopin right now… and talking to 5 people on aim… Including Afhockey who just called me a Danimal I think he is shitting too… God I need to set up a poop chat sometime ---
**Author:** ![AFhockey31](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afhockey31/32/5086_2.png) [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 8:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-prefer-to-do-your-business/51916/14 "2008-07-21T20:52:25Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > I’m poopin right now… and talking to 5 people on aim… Including Afhockey who just called me a Danimal I think he is shitting too… > > God I need to set up a poop chat sometime no i told you… im jerki… um yes… pooping ---
**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 9:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-prefer-to-do-your-business/51916/15 "2008-07-21T21:13:19Z")
the shitter is my time leave me alone ---
**Author:** ![PumiceT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/43a26b/32.png) [@PumiceT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PumiceT)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 11:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-prefer-to-do-your-business/51916/16 "2008-07-21T23:06:46Z")
Never, ever, talk in the men’s room. Ever. About anything. (And don’t bother telling me. I know this has been posted before.)