# How do you say goodbye.. in the am **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 26, 2009, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-say-goodbye-in-the-am/68304 "2009-05-26T12:03:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![almostBrett](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/almostbrett/32/5249_2.png) [@almostBrett](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/almostBrett)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-say-goodbye-in-the-am/68304/1 "2009-05-26T12:03:03Z")
Lets say you wake up next to some girl, that you really have no clue how you ended up with. Maybe you were at a bar or wherever you meet these type of females, but im just wondering how you say goodbye in the am. Assuming you didn’t bail in the night of course. And lets also say that you still have to put your clothes on when you wake up few days ago this happened… i said bye with a high five… classy, i know:meh: ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-say-goodbye-in-the-am/68304/2 "2009-05-26T12:05:17Z")
so it was a dude you work up next to? you said you gave a high five… I have never had this happen … Soooo im no halp at all sorry ---
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-say-goodbye-in-the-am/68304/3 "2009-05-26T12:05:28Z")
give her 10 bucks and tell her the cab is waiting outside…i figure the least i could do is pay for her to get back home. ---
**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 12:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-say-goodbye-in-the-am/68304/4 "2009-05-26T12:10:17Z")
If she’s at all decent, take her out to breakfast and see if she wants to do it again that night? Maybe this time you’ll remember it… LOL ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 12:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-say-goodbye-in-the-am/68304/5 "2009-05-26T12:10:29Z")
Depends on if its her place or mine and what she looks like when I am not shitfaced. If she is hot…take her to breakfast and come back…bang again…shower…depart. If not…I would leave everything but my wallet/keys/phone behind and make a houdini like escape. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-say-goodbye-in-the-am/68304/6 "2009-05-26T12:12:42Z")
Been a long time for me (GD GF). But usually it’s at my place so they just peace. I try to not even get up. ---
**Author:** ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-say-goodbye-in-the-am/68304/7 "2009-05-26T12:13:46Z")
It’s easy if you wake up at her place, it’s more difficult if she wakes at yours. ---
**Author:** ![ericvw7989](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ericvw7989/32/5070_2.png) [@ericvw7989](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ericvw7989)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-say-goodbye-in-the-am/68304/8 "2009-05-26T12:14:36Z")
It all depends on whether or not it burns when I pee that morning. ---
**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-say-goodbye-in-the-am/68304/9 "2009-05-26T12:17:46Z")
tell her you have to go to work. get get a cup of coffee, and come back home. ---
**Author:** ![nappy1380](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nappy1380/32/7502_2.png) [@nappy1380](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nappy1380)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-say-goodbye-in-the-am/68304/10 "2009-05-26T12:38:23Z")
This happened to me in LA a few years ago. I woke up and we were both still naked. I took a shit in her bathroom, put my clothes on and bounced before she woke up. ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-say-goodbye-in-the-am/68304/11 "2009-05-26T12:40:28Z")
Hot girl next to me… I roll over and look and its like “FUCK YEA!!!” in my head… most of the time I scream FUCK YEA too! fat girls ☹ I hope I’m still drunk when I leave… I make an excuse and scram! ---
**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-say-goodbye-in-the-am/68304/12 "2009-05-26T12:43:20Z")
Kill her with a dull axe… Hide the body in a dumpster out back. ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-say-goodbye-in-the-am/68304/13 "2009-05-26T12:43:27Z")
Leave without telling her. Her place or mine. lol ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-say-goodbye-in-the-am/68304/14 "2009-05-26T13:18:13Z")
This happened to me last night, I must say…the UB Villa’s are nice lol I left early before her friends woke up, but I did get her number and a little one on one before I made my way to the door…haha EDIT: Paulo, you missed a good party lol ---
**Author:** ![almostBrett](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/almostbrett/32/5249_2.png) [@almostBrett](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/almostBrett)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-say-goodbye-in-the-am/68304/15 "2009-05-26T13:33:49Z")
> [@ryanmcell](#): > > It’s easy if you wake up at her place, it’s more difficult if she wakes at yours. it was hers, so i literally high fived her… i thought it was funny and she was cute, so i smiling at least ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-say-goodbye-in-the-am/68304/16 "2009-05-26T13:35:30Z")
> [@Motocrossx23](#): > > This happened to me last night, I must say…the UB Villa’s are nice lol > > I left early before her friends woke up, but I did get her number and a little one on one before I made my way to the door…haha > > EDIT: Paulo, you missed a good party lol I was at the Villas last night. Where were you? We took a break from moving to go use the grill and hot tub. lol ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-say-goodbye-in-the-am/68304/17 "2009-05-26T13:40:30Z")
Idk exactly where in the Villas, she texted me today asking if I wanted to get dinner or something again…I’m taking her up on it, idk how the hell I managed this one lol but it was quite alright with me. +1 for not ditching in the morning if she’s hot. ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-say-goodbye-in-the-am/68304/18 "2009-05-26T13:42:37Z")
![http://www.wackypackages.org/realproductsscans/2004/jk/york_small.jpg](http://www.wackypackages.org/realproductsscans/2004/jk/york_small.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-say-goodbye-in-the-am/68304/19 "2009-05-26T13:52:32Z")
Morning sex, then leave. I have never ever woke up naked next to a fat chick. If I did I think I might barf on her then run out of there. The one time I woke up next to Paullo and we were both nakie, so I found it fitting to grill up some hotdogs and cook some pork an bean for breakfast. Before I left his place I left him a nice set up plate full of food next to his bed. Awh So Dreamy ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 2:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-say-goodbye-in-the-am/68304/20 "2009-05-26T14:18:01Z")
> [@ultradriver10000](#): > > Morning sex, then leave. > > I have never ever woke up naked next to a fat chick. If I did I think I might barf on her then run out of there. > > The one time I woke up next to Paullo and we were both nakie, so I found it fitting to grill up some hotdogs and cook some pork an bean for breakfast. Before I left his place I left him a nice set up plate full of food next to his bed. > > Awh So Dreamy That’s why I \<3 you. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-say-goodbye-in-the-am/68304.md?page=2)