# How do you sign your CC purchases? (ROFL inside) **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 22, 2008, 8:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-sign-your-cc-purchases-rofl-inside/60172 "2008-12-22T20:44:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 8:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-sign-your-cc-purchases-rofl-inside/60172/1 "2008-12-22T20:44:32Z")
[http://www.toledotuners.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=40432](http://www.toledotuners.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=40432) ---
**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 8:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-sign-your-cc-purchases-rofl-inside/60172/2 "2008-12-22T20:54:03Z")
I have not laughed that hard in the longest time. I was in tears… literally! Thanks 🙂 :tup: :tup: ---
**Author:** ![91CRXSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91crxsi/32/7247_2.png) [@91CRXSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91CRXSI)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 9:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-sign-your-cc-purchases-rofl-inside/60172/3 "2008-12-22T21:14:26Z")
oh wow thats funny! i used to use Bigtymer’s CC to buy beer since he wasnt 21. i’d always sign it with “i"m gay” or something along those lines for um ---
**Author:** ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 10:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-sign-your-cc-purchases-rofl-inside/60172/4 "2008-12-22T22:26:08Z")
Lame, there was a much much better one out there. Lately I’m too lazy to sign my name I just make a long squiggly line. ---
**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 10:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-sign-your-cc-purchases-rofl-inside/60172/5 "2008-12-22T22:56:36Z")
I always write “eat shit” at Home Depot, I have been there literally everyday for the last three months. ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 10:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-sign-your-cc-purchases-rofl-inside/60172/6 "2008-12-22T22:57:47Z")
DOOM. or 666. For about four years now I haven’t signed my name once… ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 11:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-sign-your-cc-purchases-rofl-inside/60172/7 "2008-12-22T23:09:46Z")
i sign them left handed at times… but im ambidextrous ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Josh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/45deac/32.png) [@Josh](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Josh)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 12:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-sign-your-cc-purchases-rofl-inside/60172/8 "2008-12-23T00:12:17Z")
I’ve been doing this for a while at the Elmwood tops on the self checkout sign pads, especially late at night when there’s no lines. I like to see how detailed of a picture I can draw. ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 12:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-sign-your-cc-purchases-rofl-inside/60172/9 "2008-12-23T00:40:59Z")
> [@ryanmcell](#): > > Lame, there was a much much better one out there. this one ? > **[Prank the Monkey: The ZUG Book of Pranks - Kindle edition by Hargrave, Sir John,...](https://www.amazon.com/Prank-Monkey-ZUG-Book-Pranks-ebook/dp/B00394F32O)** > > Prank the Monkey: The ZUG Book of Pranks - Kindle edition by Hargrave, Sir John, Al Natanagara, Al Natanagara. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while... ---
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 6:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-sign-your-cc-purchases-rofl-inside/60172/10 "2008-12-23T06:26:05Z")
That’s funny as hell. On a side note I have seen his car before on I-80/90 E heading home from Indiana. ---
**Author:** ![Adictd2b00st](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/adictd2b00st/32/7625_2.png) [@Adictd2b00st](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Adictd2b00st)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-sign-your-cc-purchases-rofl-inside/60172/11 "2008-12-23T06:46:47Z")
hahaha awesome :tup: ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-sign-your-cc-purchases-rofl-inside/60172/12 "2008-12-23T07:05:08Z")
1. I was expecting the original 2. I opened the thread anyway so see people make fun of just karter 3. this thread does not deliver. ---
**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-sign-your-cc-purchases-rofl-inside/60172/13 "2008-12-23T09:09:30Z")
99% of the time a just draw a 🙂 smiley face. The clerks usually don’t notice, and if the do, they just look embarased and smile trying not to laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 9:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-sign-your-cc-purchases-rofl-inside/60172/14 "2008-12-23T09:34:21Z")
> [@theblue](#): > > 1. I was expecting the original > 2. I opened the thread anyway so see people make fun of just karter > 3. this thread does not deliver. this is better than the original :picard: ---
**Author:** ![Hass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/51bf81/32.png) [@Hass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hass)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 6:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-sign-your-cc-purchases-rofl-inside/60172/15 "2008-12-23T18:16:59Z")
when i used to work at walmart i would never sign really. just scribble shit or draw pictures of horrible shit, lol. Sometimes yeh, like he said it would compare signatures. Which is my favorite of course, because then your sig prints out on your receipt… Which happens to be great when you leave and they want to check your bags… so you show them your receipt with a giant wang on it. ---
**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 8:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-sign-your-cc-purchases-rofl-inside/60172/16 "2008-12-23T20:10:20Z")
i do this all the time, just today i tried to fill the whole box on the screen. ---
**Author:** ![Bull49](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bull49/32/7381_2.png) [@Bull49](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bull49)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 8:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-sign-your-cc-purchases-rofl-inside/60172/17 "2008-12-23T20:15:47Z")
i got into a grudge match with the self scan machine at tops the other day and by the time it finally accepted my items and credit card, i just wrote “FUCK OFF” in the signature box. no problems. ---
**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 9:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-sign-your-cc-purchases-rofl-inside/60172/18 "2008-12-23T21:19:25Z")
> [@HotRodKid](#): > > this one ? > > [http://www.zug.com/pranks/credit/](http://www.zug.com/pranks/credit/) Eh, I like the one in the OP better. The only one of those that was truly funny was the last one in part II: Circuit City. > [@Just Karter](#): > > this is better than the original :picard: Agreed.