# how do you wipe
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [November 28, 2006, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477 "2006-11-28T10:17:32Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2006, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/1 "2006-11-28T10:17:32Z")
front to back? or back to front?
i personally wipe front to back and I assumed everyone else did too… but after a discussion the other night. I found out that people switch it up. I want to hear other thoughts on this issue
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### Author:  [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2006, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/2 "2006-11-28T10:19:04Z")
I dont even know how to answer this…
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### Author:  [@NOTLUZN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NOTLUZN)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2006, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/3 "2006-11-28T10:19:19Z")
i wipe with toilet paper sounds like you bare hand to me.:booty:
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### Author:  [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2006, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/4 "2006-11-28T10:29:04Z")
> [@2nd ANNUAL BLOWNEUROZ MEET](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/2nd-annual-blowneuroz-meet/23930/58):
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> I dont even know how to answer this…
you never shit before? thats amazing! especially after all the wings you eat
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### Author:  [@S10Blazed\_Si](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/S10Blazed_Si)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2006, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/5 "2006-11-28T10:37:04Z")
I alternate f-\>b, B-F to make sure I get all the feces. My sister told me once that its not hygenic for women to wipe back to front because shit can get stuck in their snatches.
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### Author:  [@JackdUp](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JackdUp)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2006, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/6 "2006-11-28T10:38:18Z")
My toilet is JDM. It has a sprayer with warm water so I don’t have to wipe.
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### Author:  [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2006, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/7 "2006-11-28T10:44:45Z")
^ HAHAHA
And whitey the truth behold in the text I just sent you!
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### Author:  [@Blackbelt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blackbelt)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2006, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/8 "2006-11-28T10:48:44Z")
> [@Stuffing a front mount onto my 05 STi - done!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stuffing-a-front-mount-onto-my-05-sti-done/26104/23):
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> My toilet is JDM. It has a sprayer with warm water so I don’t have to wipe.
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
I love Pittspeed…Where TF else would a thread like this one appear?:bowrofl:
Front to back…
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### Author:  [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2006, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/9 "2006-11-28T10:50:14Z")
very thouroughly.
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### Author:  [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2006, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/10 "2006-11-28T10:52:06Z")
front to back
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### Author:  [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2006, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/11 "2006-11-28T11:05:51Z")
i pooped in a cup
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### Author:  [@taco](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/taco)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2006, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/12 "2006-11-28T11:06:01Z")
> [@Bathroom laws- One that I don't get](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-laws-one-that-i-dont-get/26102/25):
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> front to back? or back to front?
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> i personally wipe front to back and I assumed everyone else did too… but after a discussion the other night. I found out that people switch it up. I want to hear other thoughts on this issue
front to back
much like yourself I wasn’t aware that there was any other way until this thread.
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### Author:  [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2006, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/13 "2006-11-28T11:06:30Z")
> [@Stuffing a front mount onto my 05 STi - done!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stuffing-a-front-mount-onto-my-05-sti-done/26104/25):
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> front to back
tru that. nobody wants shitty balls. on a side note though, nobody wants a shitty back.
modern day tramp stamp maybe?
:dunno:
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### Author:  [@Bravada\_442](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bravada_442)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2006, 11:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/14 "2006-11-28T11:07:38Z")
I prefer back to front until I’m almost cleaned up, then one front to back to finish up.
I also prefer long walks on the beach and starlit dinners.
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### Author:  [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2006, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/15 "2006-11-28T11:40:08Z")
front to back, but sometimes back to front…weird
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### Author:  [@bics56](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bics56)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2006, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/16 "2006-11-28T11:53:17Z")
I do both…then to make sure I got everything I wrap my thumb with toilet paper and throw it up my ass
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### Author:  [@VictorSmalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/VictorSmalls)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2006, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/17 "2006-11-28T11:55:52Z")
> [@03/24/07 - Meet up to drive to the blown euroz meet. UPDATE: TAFFY'S - SATURDAY @ 3](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/03-24-07-meet-up-to-drive-to-the-blown-euroz-meet-update-taffys-saturday-3/26139/11):
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> I do both…then to make sure I got everything I wrap my thumb with toilet paper and throw it up my ass
It all makes sense now…
Back to front for me, but im gonna switch it up today and try something new.
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### Author:  [@RS1TC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RS1TC)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2006, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/18 "2006-11-28T12:04:50Z")
I just pray for a phatom shit and then I don’t have to worry about wiping.
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### Author:  [@SSsuperchargedE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSsuperchargedE)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2006, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/19 "2006-11-28T12:49:50Z")
i use toilet paper…
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### Author:  [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2006, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/20 "2006-11-28T13:04:31Z")
front to back, side to side, three wheel motion
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