# how do you wipe **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 28, 2006, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477 "2006-11-28T10:17:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![mustang03gt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@mustang03gt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mustang03gt)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/21 "2006-11-28T13:18:24Z")
Ok this definitely gave me something to laugh out loud to while at work on this shitty ass day. No pun intended. ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/22 "2006-11-28T13:50:15Z")
back to front & stop at whole & clean area ---
**Author:** ![newchic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newchic/32/5989_2.png) [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 2:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/23 "2006-11-28T14:02:11Z")
OMG… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Back to Front and never past the tween area as to wipe poo in my hole… ---
**Author:** ![bics56](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/47e85d/32.png) [@bics56](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bics56)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 2:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/24 "2006-11-28T14:05:58Z")
> [@new car](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-car/26122/26): > > OMG… > > HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH > > Back to Front and never past the tween area as to wipe poo in my hole… :bluez28: girls don’t poo ---
**Author:** ![newchic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newchic/32/5989_2.png) [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/25 "2006-11-28T14:06:59Z")
> [@Now's the time to for the MSF Course!!! Motorcycle license class.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nows-the-time-to-for-the-msf-course-motorcycle-license-class/26111/9): > > :bluez28: girls don’t poo hahahahaha I just did and at work… ---
**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/26 "2006-11-28T14:07:42Z")
> [@Dogs can wack it ? ha](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dogs-can-wack-it-ha/26145/2): > > hahahahaha > > I just did and at work… best time to do it… getting paid to poop is da shit ---
**Author:** ![falloutpunk2001](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@falloutpunk2001](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/falloutpunk2001)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/27 "2006-11-28T14:07:53Z")
Back to front. Only on my own shitter, never public unless it cant possibly be avoided. ---
**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 2:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/28 "2006-11-28T14:10:21Z")
its an event for guys…“hey i’m going to drop a duce” for girls its just another thing in nature they have to do. ---
**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 2:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/29 "2006-11-28T14:13:25Z")
> [@March 24th Meet...Somewhere...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-24th-meet-somewhere/26142/9): > > Back to front. Only on my own shitter, never public unless it cant possibly be avoided. how bout at the Louisville game the pisser was all jammed up at half time and of course the guy in front of my had to be dropping a two piece… seriously who in their right mind would ever take a dump on a toliet at a sporting venue… there was not even a built nest!!! I don;t even like going to take a piss cause it smells like puke and there is piss all over the floor. ---
**Author:** ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 2:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/30 "2006-11-28T14:30:22Z")
both, two or three “back to fronts” for every one “front to back”. ---
**Author:** ![newchic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newchic/32/5989_2.png) [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 2:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/31 "2006-11-28T14:33:24Z")
> [@Bathroom laws- One that I don't get](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-laws-one-that-i-dont-get/26102/28): > > best time to do it… getting paid to poop is da shit Girls don’t sit and linger in the stentch like you boys do… we get in and out as quick as possible… most times no one know what we are doing… you boys in the other hand take magazines, newspapers and/or laptops in with you because it is at least a 30 minute affair. ---
**Author:** ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 2:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/32 "2006-11-28T14:35:22Z")
> [@ugh so hott](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-so-hott/26137/12): > > Girls don’t sit and linger in the stentch like you boys do… we get in and out as quick as possible… most times no one know what we are doing… you boys in the other hand take magazines, newspapers and/or laptops in with you because it is at least a 30 minute affair. yep. sit there till your legs go numb. then get up and stumble out ---
**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 2:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/33 "2006-11-28T14:38:21Z")
back to front then hit it with the baby wipes ---
**Author:** ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 2:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/34 "2006-11-28T14:41:26Z")
how many of you tried shaving your ass crack???:bigthumb: ---
**Author:** ![newchic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newchic/32/5989_2.png) [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 2:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/35 "2006-11-28T14:41:59Z")
> [@Maintenance Order Questions](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/maintenance-order-questions/26146/4): > > how many of you tried shaving your ass crack???:bigthumb: OMG !!! Don’t tell people you’ve done that ---
**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 2:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/36 "2006-11-28T14:42:33Z")
> [@Stuffing a front mount onto my 05 STi - done!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stuffing-a-front-mount-onto-my-05-sti-done/26104/25): > > front to back ^^^ > [@03/24/07 - Meet up to drive to the blown euroz meet. UPDATE: TAFFY'S - SATURDAY @ 3](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/03-24-07-meet-up-to-drive-to-the-blown-euroz-meet-update-taffys-saturday-3/26139/7): > > front to back, but sometimes back to front…weird do you like to switch it up every now and then? ---
**Author:** ![hayabusa03rx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/90ced4/32.png) [@hayabusa03rx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/hayabusa03rx)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 2:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/37 "2006-11-28T14:49:19Z")
front to back Baby wipes are the greatest. I found out because I ran out of tp but my daughter was over so I had a box of wipes. I must say it was lovely. ---
**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 3:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/38 "2006-11-28T15:01:36Z")
> [@good victor NY Car repair](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-victor-ny-car-repair/26140/2): > > front to back > > Baby wipes are the greatest. I found out because I ran out of tp but my daughter was over so I had a box of wipes. I must say it was lovely. hahaha i know what you mean!!! they r the shit! ---
**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 3:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/39 "2006-11-28T15:03:06Z")
actually i got to poop now ---
**Author:** ![JackdUp](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jackdup/32/6015_2.png) [@JackdUp](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JackdUp)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 3:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/40 "2006-11-28T15:05:06Z")
> [@Maintenance Order Questions](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/maintenance-order-questions/26146/4): > > how many of you tried shaving your ass crack???:bigthumb: > [@2nd ANNUAL BLOWNEUROZ MEET](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/2nd-annual-blowneuroz-meet/23930/61): > > OMG !!! > Don’t tell people you’ve done that Nothing like a little “Nair for Sensitive Areas” FTW? [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477.md?page=3)