# how do you wipe

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**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 28, 2006, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477 "2006-11-28T10:17:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 3:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/41 "2006-11-28T15:05:15Z")

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i just verified. front to back ftw

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**Author:** ![Sinner6.0L](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sinner6.0l/32/6016_2.png) [@Sinner6.0L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sinner6.0L)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 3:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/42 "2006-11-28T15:12:47Z")

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I can’t even remember right now

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 3:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/43 "2006-11-28T15:16:24Z")

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go drop one

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**Author:** ![beat90tsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/43a26b/32.png) [@beat90tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/beat90tsi)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 3:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/44 "2006-11-28T15:21:29Z")

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Front to back, but I throw in a reverse from time to time.

Baby wipes FTW, but prep H wipes are even better, get some for camping.

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**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 3:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/45 "2006-11-28T15:23:13Z")

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does this thread mean the begining of the winter posts?

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**Author:** ![JackdUp](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jackdup/32/6015_2.png) [@JackdUp](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JackdUp)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 3:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/46 "2006-11-28T15:28:10Z")

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INDEED!

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**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 3:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/47 "2006-11-28T15:38:05Z")

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baby wipes are definitely crucial! I wish i did have a biday(sp) though. I got so used to them in europe.

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**Author:** ![FourGee6Tee3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b5ac83/32.png) [@FourGee6Tee3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FourGee6Tee3)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 3:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/48 "2006-11-28T15:41:55Z")

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I think the real question is…Do you fold or wad your toilet paper

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**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 3:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/49 "2006-11-28T15:42:49Z")

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> [@Music making program](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/music-making-program/26141/7):
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> I think the real question is…Do you fold or wad your toilet paper

baby wipes you fold

tp you wad

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**Author:** ![newchic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newchic/32/5989_2.png) [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 3:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/50 "2006-11-28T15:47:59Z")

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Roll neatly around hand then remove from hand… Would that be a wad?

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**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 3:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/51 "2006-11-28T15:50:21Z")

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> [@I got the new Slvr in](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-the-new-slvr-in/25932/19):
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> Roll neatly around hand then remove from hand… Would that be a wad?

thats what i thought it was :dunno:

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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 3:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/52 "2006-11-28T15:52:30Z")

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front to back, leaning forward ever so slightly…  
and i fold my tp.  
however i do enjoy those shits where you could practically shit thru a screen door and not touch a wire… ( ya know, the ones where theres minor spring cleaning needed)

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> baby wipes

my girlfriend uses baby wipes… i think thats retarded! clogging up the toilet and shit…  
she also pulls the paper off the roll and wraps about 5feet of tp around her hand to wipe her ass… which also leads to the toilet clogging up…  
she takes like 3 shits a day… its annoying, and its only like little rabbit turds, how can you take 3 shits a day??? i only have to take a shit maybe once or twice in a 2 day period and its size of a log… i dont understand…

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**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 3:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/53 "2006-11-28T15:53:32Z")

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Sometimes I make a circular motion. But usually back to front. Unless i know I’m taking a shower directly afterwards, then i generally just hit it with the water.

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**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 4:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/54 "2006-11-28T16:02:07Z")

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> [@God Of War II](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/god-of-war-ii/26085/20):
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> my girlfriend uses baby wipes… i think thats retarded! clogging up the toilet and shit…  
> she also pulls the paper off the roll and wraps about 5feet of tp around her hand to wipe her ass… which also leads to the toilet clogging up…  
> she takes like 3 shits a day… its annoying, and its only like little rabbit turds, how can you take 3 shits a day??? i only have to take a shit maybe once or twice in a 2 day period and its size of a log… i dont understand…

sorry to hear about your gfs shitting problems…but if you only use one baby wipe it shouldnt harm the toilet…as for the tp tell her to take smaller amounts

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**Author:** ![hayabusa03rx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/90ced4/32.png) [@hayabusa03rx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/hayabusa03rx)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 4:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/55 "2006-11-28T16:02:22Z")

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> [@Guess this car.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guess-this-car/26131/38):
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> baby wipes are definitely crucial! I wish i did have a biday(sp) though. I got so used to them in europe.

I know what your talking about. I’ve never used one but it’d be great.

Oh yeah baby wipes wouldn’t clog the toilet nearly as much as the duce’s you talk about dropping.

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**Author:** ![hayabusa03rx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/90ced4/32.png) [@hayabusa03rx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/hayabusa03rx)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 4:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/56 "2006-11-28T16:03:08Z")

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How do you delete posts?

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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 4:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/57 "2006-11-28T16:04:39Z")

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> [@Maintenance Order Questions](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/maintenance-order-questions/26146/9):
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> sorry to hear about your gfs shitting problems…but if you only use one baby wipe it shouldnt harm the toilet…as for the tp tell her to take smaller amounts

i’ll show her this thread, maybe she’ll get the hint…  
she already cracks up what kind of threads are made on this site already…

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**Author:** ![falloutpunk2001](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@falloutpunk2001](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/falloutpunk2001)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 4:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/58 "2006-11-28T16:59:43Z")

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> [@Music making program](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/music-making-program/26141/7):
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> I think the real question is…Do you fold or wad your toilet paper

Pull an arms length, crinkle up, then give er hell. I drop one once a day or so, huge toilet destroyers. I love the event horizon turds, the ones that form a small hill and rise up out of the water. Such an accomplishment.

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**Author:** ![Sinner6.0L](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sinner6.0l/32/6016_2.png) [@Sinner6.0L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sinner6.0L)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 5:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/59 "2006-11-28T17:29:32Z")

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> [@951 winter progress](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/951-winter-progress/19571/307):
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> How do you delete posts?

go into advanced edit and at the top

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**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 5:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/60 "2006-11-28T17:32:23Z")

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> [@God Of War II](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/god-of-war-ii/26085/20):
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> my girlfriend uses baby wipes… i think thats retarded!

someone brought a box of these ridiculous fucking “adult ass wipes, not for babies” _things_ to my house. i laughed at her quite a bit.

i don’t want a moist sphincter.

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