# how do you wipe **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 28, 2006, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477 "2006-11-28T10:17:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Sinner6.0L](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sinner6.0l/32/6016_2.png) [@Sinner6.0L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sinner6.0L)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 5:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/61 "2006-11-28T17:42:40Z")
šŸ¤£ just how you quoted ā€œadult ass wipesā€ :bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![SCHMEIDER](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/schmeider/32/6032_2.png) [@SCHMEIDER](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SCHMEIDER)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 6:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/62 "2006-11-28T18:04:44Z")
> [@Bathroom laws- One that I don't get](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-laws-one-that-i-dont-get/26102/28): > > best time to do itā€¦ getting paid to poop is da shit LITERALLYā€¦back to front for me:bigthumb: ---
**Author:** ![SixSpeed454SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19adc/32.png) [@SixSpeed454SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SixSpeed454SS)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 6:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/63 "2006-11-28T18:25:17Z")
> [@March 24th Meet...Somewhere...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-24th-meet-somewhere/26142/9): > > Only on my own shitter, never public unless it cant possibly be avoided. x2 - Front to back, though. ā€˜Home court advantageā€™. Gotta shower afterwards, too. This was just a discussion on ā€˜Bubba the Love Spongeā€™ on Sirius a few weeks back. It turns out there are many ways that people poop & wipe. I think one of the funnier ones was ā€œafter pooping, stand up & with left foot on the toilet, wipe back to front - stop before the ballsā€ Also they talked about how you use the paper. Crumple it up or fold it? How many sheets on average? Etc Etc. Crazy poop talk ---
**Author:** ![Black\_Integra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5daacb/32.png) [@Black\_Integra](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Black_Integra)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 6:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/64 "2006-11-28T18:25:21Z")
front to backā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![SixSpeed454SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19adc/32.png) [@SixSpeed454SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SixSpeed454SS)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 6:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/65 "2006-11-28T18:27:13Z")
> [@ugh so hott](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-so-hott/26137/12): > > you boys in the other hand take magazines, newspapers and/or laptops in with you because it is at least a 30 minute affair. True Dat. Guilty as charged. ---
**Author:** ![hayabusa03rx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/90ced4/32.png) [@hayabusa03rx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/hayabusa03rx)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 7:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/66 "2006-11-28T19:26:31Z")
There was a thread like this on honda-tech. It ended up being 20+ pages long and went more indepth with how destroying the bowl and shit. ---
**Author:** ![mustang03gt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@mustang03gt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mustang03gt)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 7:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/67 "2006-11-28T19:37:00Z")
> [@ugh so hott](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-so-hott/26137/21): > > There was a thread like this on honda-tech. It ended up being 20+ pages long and went more indepth with how destroying the bowl and shit. You know how you guys post threads on here from other forums? This will so be that thread that ends up on forums across America, LOL! ---
**Author:** ![Zack01GC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a183cd/32.png) [@Zack01GC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zack01GC)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 8:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/68 "2006-11-28T20:22:42Z")
Front to back, and then back to front just to make sure. ---
**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 9:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/69 "2006-11-28T21:03:39Z")
> [@Maintenance Order Questions](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/maintenance-order-questions/26146/15): > > Pull an arms length, crinkle up, then give er hell. I drop one once a day or so, huge toilet destroyers. I love the event horizon turds, the ones that form a small hill and rise up out of the water. Such an accomplishment. I shat a perfect ā€œJā€ the other day. Had to take a picture of it. ---
**Author:** ![burnyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnyd/32/6020_2.png) [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 9:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/70 "2006-11-28T21:12:00Z")
> [@Guess this car.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guess-this-car/26131/54): > > I shat a perfect ā€œJā€ the other day. Had to take a picture of it. pics of a perfect ā€œJā€? ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 9:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/71 "2006-11-28T21:32:04Z")
front to back, with whatā€™s left of brianā€™s hair. ---
**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 9:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/72 "2006-11-28T21:36:33Z")
my favorite kind of shitā€¦ when you explode and then it paints the toilet bowl. even the underneath part. and then it requires 1 wipe! ---
**Author:** ![burnyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnyd/32/6020_2.png) [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 10:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/73 "2006-11-28T22:19:10Z")
> [@Wow, what a terrible way to go.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-what-a-terrible-way-to-go/26152/3): > > my favorite kind of shitā€¦ when you explode and then it paints the toilet bowl. even the underneath part. and then it requires 1 wipe! that is much talent. ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 6:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/74 "2006-11-29T06:13:02Z")
> [@03/24/07 - Meet up to drive to the blown euroz meet. UPDATE: TAFFY'S - SATURDAY @ 3](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/03-24-07-meet-up-to-drive-to-the-blown-euroz-meet-update-taffys-saturday-3/26139/23): > > Sometimes I make a circular motion. But usually back to front. Unless i know Iā€™m taking a shower directly afterwards, then i generally just hit it with the water. šŸ¤£ poor manā€™s bidet! ---
**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 9:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/75 "2006-11-29T09:38:01Z")
> [@WTB: Drank](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-drank/26150/11): > > pics of a perfect ā€œJā€? ---
**Author:** ![JackdUp](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jackdup/32/6015_2.png) [@JackdUp](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JackdUp)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/76 "2006-11-29T09:41:02Z")
šŸ¤£ rate my poo .com ---
**Author:** ![burnyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnyd/32/6020_2.png) [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/77 "2006-11-29T09:49:31Z")
that isā€¦ perfectā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 10:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/78 "2006-11-29T10:00:52Z")
back to front. wtf pushing shit up into your asscrack. :hsugh: ---
**Author:** ![Bravada\_442](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bravada_442/32/5982_2.png) [@Bravada\_442](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bravada_442)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/79 "2006-11-29T11:18:06Z")
> [@ugh so hott](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-so-hott/26137/12): > > . you boys in the other hand take magazines, newspapers and/or laptops in with you because it is at least a 30 minute affair. Fuck that. Iā€™m in and out too. I go in, shit, and get the hell outta there. It feels so good once you squeeze out a nice big log, that feeling just aint coming back. Plus, I hate when my legs fall asleep. I shit and evade. ---
**Author:** ![VictorSmalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/victorsmalls/32/5944_2.png) [@VictorSmalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/VictorSmalls)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/80 "2006-11-29T11:35:55Z")
> [@Maintenance Order Questions](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/maintenance-order-questions/26146/15): > > Pull an arms length, crinkle up, then give er hell. I drop one once a day or so, huge toilet destroyers. I love the event horizon turds, the ones that form a small hill and rise up out of the water. Such an accomplishment. Sig material [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477.md?page=3) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477.md?page=5)