# how do you wipe
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [November 28, 2006, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477 "2006-11-28T10:17:32Z")
**Posts on this page:** 18
**Page:** 5
### Author:  [@HwH22Hx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HwH22Hx)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2006, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/81 "2006-11-29T11:50:46Z")
this thread is useless…I never bothered to read past the first 3 posts…I never want to ever imagine any of your butt cracks and how you may wipe them —though I am very glad you do…unless you have dingleberries… EEK
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### Author:  [@jinxxycat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jinxxycat)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2006, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/82 "2006-11-29T11:51:45Z")
> [@Wow, what a terrible way to go.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-what-a-terrible-way-to-go/26152/11):
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> back to front. :hsugh:
not sanitary for women …
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### Author:  [@hayabusa03rx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/hayabusa03rx)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2006, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/83 "2006-11-29T12:29:46Z")
> [@are you fat? wanna lose weight and get ripped?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/are-you-fat-wanna-lose-weight-and-get-ripped/26154/9):
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> not sanitary for women …
I found that out the day my daughter was born. I now share with other young male fathers.
1320 we don’t need any pictures, but if we must I shall post one sometime today.
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### Author:  [@JackdUp](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JackdUp)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2006, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/84 "2006-11-29T12:35:28Z")
> [@are you fat? wanna lose weight and get ripped?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/are-you-fat-wanna-lose-weight-and-get-ripped/26154/9):
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> not sanitary for women …
…nor for the men that visit these regions face-first.
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### Author:  [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2006, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/85 "2006-11-29T12:36:13Z")
> [@PHP/MySQL](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/php-mysql/26161/7):
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> …nor for the men that visit these regions face-first.
🤣
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### Author:  [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2006, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/86 "2006-11-29T12:55:03Z")
ppl are now posting pics of their shit??? 🤮
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### Author:  [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2006, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/87 "2006-11-29T14:06:02Z")
> [@What does your desktop look like? (Now NSFW)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-your-desktop-look-like-now-nsfw/6316/212):
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> ppl are now posting pics of their shit??? 🤮
stfu n00b
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### Author:  [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2006, 2:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/88 "2006-11-29T14:55:17Z")
> [@PHP/MySQL](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/php-mysql/26161/7):
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> …nor for the men that visit these regions face-first.
> [@Maintenance Order Questions](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/maintenance-order-questions/26146/26):
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> 🤣
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### Author:  [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2006, 2:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/89 "2006-11-29T14:57:52Z")
> [@Mosh Girl's Brother.... Photshops Encouraged!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mosh-girls-brother-photshops-encouraged/26157/9):
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here’s a S to go with your J
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### Author:  [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2006, 3:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/90 "2006-11-29T15:22:48Z")
> [@Mosh Girl's Brother.... Photshops Encouraged!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mosh-girls-brother-photshops-encouraged/26157/15):
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> stfu n00b
make me bitch
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### Author:  [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2006, 3:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/91 "2006-11-29T15:33:35Z")
ok
first has to start with a nice shaven ass. (i started doing this after i mooned someone and they yelled “shave your ass” so i did
second. when about to sit on the toilet i sit with left cheek first… then as i am about to set the right cheek down i pull it a lil to the right. this way the ass fat is pulled away from the hole and less likely to recieve some blow by. (note after years of doin this your toilet will become loose around the bolts that hold it to the floor because of you not sitting on it square at first.)
third… poop wipe back to front and a lil touch up around the corn hole. after that im out the door in 2 minutes from entrance… totally satisfied.
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### Author:  [@SCHMEIDER](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SCHMEIDER)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2006, 3:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/92 "2006-11-29T15:51:44Z")
that “S” looks like u made it out off ur shit and put it in the toilet…(WTF do u do?..move around while shitting?)
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### Author:  [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2006, 3:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/93 "2006-11-29T15:54:32Z")
> [@Maintenance Order Questions](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/maintenance-order-questions/26146/38):
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> make me bitch
I’ll try to spell your name in turds next time i drop a duece.
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### Author:  [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2006, 4:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/94 "2006-11-29T16:10:15Z")
> [@Logo Vote](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/logo-vote/26164/12):
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> I’ll try to spell your name in turds next time i drop a duece.
:ugh: 🤣
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### Author:  [@hayabusa03rx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/hayabusa03rx)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2006, 4:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/95 "2006-11-29T16:23:36Z")
Eurodad that’s a skinny duce there. I just got done eating some spaghetti. It should be a healthy one.
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### Author:  [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2006, 4:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/96 "2006-11-29T16:31:30Z")
> [@Logo Vote](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/logo-vote/26164/12):
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> I’ll try to spell your name in turds next time i drop a duece.
aahahahahahahahah
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2006, 10:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/97 "2006-11-29T22:01:30Z")
> [@are you fat? wanna lose weight and get ripped?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/are-you-fat-wanna-lose-weight-and-get-ripped/26154/9):
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> not sanitary for women …
I’ve never wiped a woman’s ass. :dunno:
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### Author:  [@green](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/green)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2006, 10:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/98 "2006-11-29T22:35:49Z")
Id say this fits in here
[www.ratemypoo.com](http://www.ratemypoo.com)
🤮
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