# how do you wipe

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**Created:** [November 28, 2006, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477 "2006-11-28T10:17:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![SixSpeed454SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19adc/32.png) [@SixSpeed454SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SixSpeed454SS)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 6:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-wipe/186477/63 "2006-11-28T18:25:17Z")

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> [@March 24th Meet...Somewhere...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-24th-meet-somewhere/26142/9):
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> Only on my own shitter, never public unless it cant possibly be avoided.

x2 - Front to back, though. ‘Home court advantage’. Gotta shower afterwards, too.

This was just a discussion on ‘Bubba the Love Sponge’ on Sirius a few weeks back. It turns out there are many ways that people poop & wipe. I think one of the funnier ones was “after pooping, stand up & with left foot on the toilet, wipe back to front - stop before the balls”

Also they talked about how you use the paper. Crumple it up or fold it? How many sheets on average? Etc Etc.

Crazy poop talk

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