# How hard would it be.... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 4, 2008, 6:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-hard-would-it-be/57574 "2008-11-04T06:17:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 6:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-hard-would-it-be/57574/1 "2008-11-04T06:17:03Z")
to wipe my ass with my left hand, when im right handed ? will i get a proper cleaning with the left or will i need to use my right? ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 6:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-hard-would-it-be/57574/2 "2008-11-04T06:19:12Z")
you are a pusher so its the same ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 6:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-hard-would-it-be/57574/3 "2008-11-04T06:19:57Z")
Great, now I have to try this. Pics to come… ---
**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 6:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-hard-would-it-be/57574/4 "2008-11-04T06:20:37Z")
parody threads= ban I thought? ps can I wipe it for you? ---
**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-hard-would-it-be/57574/5 "2008-11-04T06:21:33Z")
parody thread? this is a serious question ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-hard-would-it-be/57574/6 "2008-11-04T06:46:17Z")
Quite messy. ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 6:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-hard-would-it-be/57574/7 "2008-11-04T06:47:27Z")
or if you had a Bidet > **[How do you use a bidet?](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1811/how-do-you-use-a-bidet/)** > > What’s a bidet? A cleansing device for your naughty bits, a little shower for the nether region. You can buy one as a freestanding unit, looking like a weird cross between a toilet and a wate… ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 6:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-hard-would-it-be/57574/8 "2008-11-04T06:48:03Z")
Just ask an arab. ---
**Author:** ![letitroll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a5b964/32.png) [@letitroll](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/letitroll)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-hard-would-it-be/57574/9 "2008-11-04T06:55:12Z")
I don’t wipe… ---
**Author:** ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 6:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-hard-would-it-be/57574/10 "2008-11-04T06:56:33Z")
on a scale of 1 to 10, about a 11 ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 7:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-hard-would-it-be/57574/11 "2008-11-04T07:00:00Z")
who still wipes anymore? ---
**Author:** ![rdandy5875](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rdandy5875/32/7511_2.png) [@rdandy5875](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rdandy5875)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-hard-would-it-be/57574/12 "2008-11-04T07:04:07Z")
HOLY S…I’m right handed, but I wipe with my left hand. Never even gave it a thought before. Great thread… ---
**Author:** ![rdandy5875](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rdandy5875/32/7511_2.png) [@rdandy5875](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rdandy5875)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-hard-would-it-be/57574/13 "2008-11-04T07:04:22Z")
HOLY S…I’m right handed, but I wipe with my left hand. Never even gave it a thought before. Great thread… ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-hard-would-it-be/57574/14 "2008-11-04T07:05:32Z")
HOLY S…I’m right handed, but I wipe with my left hand. Never even gave it a thought before. Great thread… ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 7:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-hard-would-it-be/57574/15 "2008-11-04T07:06:35Z")
HOLY S…I’m right handed, but I wipe with my left hand. Never even gave it a thought before. Great thread… ---
**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 7:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-hard-would-it-be/57574/16 "2008-11-04T07:07:41Z")
HOLY S…I’m right handed, but I wipe with my left hand. Never even gave it a thought before. Great thread… ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 7:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-hard-would-it-be/57574/17 "2008-11-04T07:08:39Z")
Meh, there are nicer buildings, architecurally, but that is pretty bad ass. I want to visit Dubai someday. ---
**Author:** ![Tevenor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@Tevenor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tevenor)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-hard-would-it-be/57574/18 "2008-11-04T07:17:36Z")
I hire bitches to do that for me. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mr_t/32/7454_2.png) [@Mr\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr_T)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-hard-would-it-be/57574/19 "2008-11-04T07:21:42Z")
LOL this thread is great. ---
**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-hard-would-it-be/57574/20 "2008-11-04T08:00:02Z")
Toilet paper is a waste of money. My apartment pays for my water… Step 1. Kerplunk Step 2. Shower head cleaning and soap Step 3. Oh so fresh and clean [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-hard-would-it-be/57574.md?page=2)