# How I totaled Dex's Bike

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\
**Created:** [July 25, 2008, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167 "2008-07-25T11:27:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/21 "2008-07-25T12:34:29Z")

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jay, i’m at work. call me there or call my cell. i just sent you like 3 texts.

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**Author:** ![Oasis24-7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c89c15/32.png) [@Oasis24-7](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Oasis24-7)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/22 "2008-07-25T12:34:37Z")

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lol i was awaiting the post

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/23 "2008-07-25T12:35:09Z")

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:drama2:

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**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/24 "2008-07-25T12:36:21Z")

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👏 👏 👏

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**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/25 "2008-07-25T12:36:30Z")

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this is clearly a joke. you couldn’t total a bike at those speeds.

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**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/26 "2008-07-25T12:38:19Z")

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JAY I SEE YOU LOOKING AT THE THREAD. ANSWER YOUR FUCKING PHONE.

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**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/27 "2008-07-25T12:40:12Z")

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i can’t fucking wait to see what follows this post.

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**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/28 "2008-07-25T12:40:35Z")

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oh my god.

someone is going to get shot.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/29 "2008-07-25T12:40:58Z")

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> [@chino](#):
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> i can’t fucking wait to see what follows this post.

:anticlimactic:

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/30 "2008-07-25T12:40:59Z")

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Meh jay hasn’t been on for like 7 minutes

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/31 "2008-07-25T12:42:10Z")

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:gotme: uh…hey

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**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/32 "2008-07-25T12:42:51Z")

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> [@EvilJay](#):
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> uh…hey

would you please call me or text me back?

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**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/33 "2008-07-25T12:43:10Z")

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did something actually happen to my bike or no?

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/34 "2008-07-25T12:43:30Z")

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Didn’t you read the post?  
I thought this was the best way to tell you?

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**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/35 "2008-07-25T12:44:06Z")

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> [@EvilJay](#):
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> Didn’t you read the post?

obviously. dude wtf? you’ve got PM.

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/36 "2008-07-25T12:44:06Z")

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This is particularly funny because Jay Wonch would totally take this route in real life.

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/37 "2008-07-25T12:45:35Z")

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It really happened…are you that mad?

The bike sucked anyway.

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**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/38 "2008-07-25T12:46:44Z")

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lol. I love this.

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**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/39 "2008-07-25T12:47:17Z")

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> [@EvilJay](#):
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> It really happened…are you that mad?
> 
> The bike sucked anyway.

it wasn’t the best bike, but it was better than no bike.

you better be fucking home when i get out of work and not out with that whore ex girlfriend. we need to talk.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/40 "2008-07-25T12:47:45Z")

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I smell a setup. :eyebrow:

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