# How I totaled Dex's Bike **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\ **Created:** [July 25, 2008, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167 "2008-07-25T11:27:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/61 "2008-07-25T14:06:51Z")
Dont you people know anything about jay wonch? He has no arms so he cannot ride a bike. False story suckaz! ---
**Author:** ![double\_j](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/double_j/32/7380_2.png) [@double\_j](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/double_j)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 2:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/62 "2008-07-25T14:11:35Z")
This thread is JJ approved. ---
**Author:** ![Choda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/choda/32/7347_2.png) [@Choda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Choda)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 2:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/63 "2008-07-25T14:14:29Z")
makes me think of “fuk your couch nigga” -why you do that to eddie’s couch “cause he could buy another one” hahahah its hard to believe this is real ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 2:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/64 "2008-07-25T14:50:30Z")
this can’t be real. i mean, but - this is nyspeed… :gotme: ---
**Author:** ![MPD47](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mpd47/32/7383_2.png) [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 2:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/65 "2008-07-25T14:56:40Z")
:lol: The image of Dex choking Jay home simpson style keeps replaying through my head. ---
**Author:** ![Shrives](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shrives/32/7250_2.png) [@Shrives](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shrives)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 3:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/66 "2008-07-25T15:00:03Z")
squid :fail: but seriously, thanks for totaling that bike. It was bad luck anyways, and you don’t even want to know why… ---
**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 9:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/67 "2008-07-25T21:25:13Z")
> [@98GCL](#): > > This is how you get a custum title! :lol: ^my buddy right here totally needs a custom title that reads “custum title” ---
**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 9:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/68 "2008-07-25T21:26:14Z")
if this is real, and its an f3 or something, let me know ill buy it cheap. i want something cheap that i can register ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2008, 9:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/69 "2008-07-26T09:23:47Z")
This thread had some promise… I kinda feel let down :shrug: I am glad everybody is **OK** though! ---
**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2008, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/70 "2008-07-26T10:59:01Z")
I almost died threads are for squids. ---
**Author:** ![Cavi\_Mike](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cavi_mike/32/5217_2.png) [@Cavi\_Mike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cavi_Mike)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2008, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/71 "2008-07-26T11:04:32Z")
When Dex kills Jay I don’t think that qualifies. ---
**Author:** ![FightinMike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7bcc69/32.png) [@FightinMike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FightinMike)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2008, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/72 "2008-07-26T13:39:23Z")
> [@EvilJay"](#): > > Whooliebeen style So you have the old lady herpes? ---
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2008, 1:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/73 "2008-07-26T13:56:43Z")
I would be more surprised if this was not true. If said dude hit jay then meh, shit happens at least you are ok, this is Karma for the are you ok thread, and I know you understand that 😉 Things break, now dex can get the vespa he was destined for that no good, no wheelie havin, gay sex makin, slow mother fucker, brown town ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2008, 2:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/74 "2008-07-26T14:00:03Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2008, 3:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/75 "2008-07-26T15:16:20Z")
> [@Carnut](#): > > I would be more surprised if this was not true. > > If said dude hit jay then meh, shit happens at least you are ok, this is Karma for the are you ok thread, and I know you understand that 😉 > > Things break, now dex can get the vespa he was destined for that no good, no wheelie havin, gay sex makin, slow mother fucker, brown town It’s true. Dan’s still pissed though. We were supposed to meet up last night to talk about it but he never showed up…then called me later in the night and told me he didn’t “feel like dealing with me” So i’m going to take care of all the insurance stuff…☹ ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2008, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/76 "2008-07-27T07:45:53Z")
☹ awwww jay just give him the 850? ---
**Author:** ![98GCL](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98gcl/32/7366_2.png) [@98GCL](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98GCL)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2008, 2:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/77 "2008-07-27T14:32:34Z")
> [@Coldaccord](#): > > ^my buddy right here totally needs a custom title that reads “custum title” derrrr!!! :lol: . I think I read Jeg’s “My boss is an A-hole.” thread right before i was in here. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/78 "2008-07-30T12:25:35Z")
> [@EvilJay](#): > > I have the pics on my gmail account, but can’t log into it at work… hows that going for you? ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/79 "2008-07-30T12:28:03Z")
Theres nothing to post. It looks like a regular bike…with a cracked front fender. It doesn’t look “totalled” parts are just expensive. Who you tryin to mess with esse? ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/80 "2008-07-30T12:29:14Z")
> [@EvilJay](#): > > Theres nothing to post. It looks like a regular bike…with a cracked front fender. > It doesn’t look “totalled” parts are just expensive. > > Who you tryin to mess with esse? what about the bent forks? holy wheel? etc? [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167.md?page=3) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167.md?page=5)