# How long to wait before blowing the butt trumpet?

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**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 29, 2008, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-long-to-wait-before-blowing-the-butt-trumpet/54076 "2008-08-29T06:18:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![9c1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9c1/32/7392_2.png) [@9c1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-long-to-wait-before-blowing-the-butt-trumpet/54076/1 "2008-08-29T06:18:23Z")

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So I think we’ve all been there. You start dating some girl. Things progress and eventually you’re spending more and more time together. At some point breaking wind in front of her just becomes necessary because you just can’t hold it till she’s not around. My question is: How long do you wait from the point of meeting the girl? A week? Two weeks? Month?

This has become quite the debate among my friends. Some do it almost immediately, some have been together for years and still refuse to tune up the brown horn brass choir in front of their significant other. I’m interested to hear nyspeed’s opinion.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 6:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-long-to-wait-before-blowing-the-butt-trumpet/54076/2 "2008-08-29T06:19:14Z")

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I wish i had a girlfriend :[

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**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 6:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-long-to-wait-before-blowing-the-butt-trumpet/54076/3 "2008-08-29T06:24:13Z")

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I dont really care when it happens from me to her…but the first time she does it front of me…she can pack her shit and GTFO.

A girls ass is a plan B when she is bleeding from plan A.

It is not a noise maker

It is not a means to exhaust solid waste from the body.

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**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 6:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-long-to-wait-before-blowing-the-butt-trumpet/54076/4 "2008-08-29T06:24:32Z")

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thats tough, I normally let’r rip maybe a month in or so…if she makes it that long and is disgusted by a fart then i dont want her

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 6:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-long-to-wait-before-blowing-the-butt-trumpet/54076/5 "2008-08-29T06:26:35Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> I wish i had a girlfriend :[

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**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 6:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-long-to-wait-before-blowing-the-butt-trumpet/54076/6 "2008-08-29T06:26:55Z")

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I thought the title was referring to tossing her salad. lol.

I fart whenever I want. If it’s just the two of us. If she farts, I’ll just laugh my ass off.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 6:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-long-to-wait-before-blowing-the-butt-trumpet/54076/7 "2008-08-29T06:27:23Z")

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> [@evolve](#):
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SOMEDAY!

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-long-to-wait-before-blowing-the-butt-trumpet/54076/8 "2008-08-29T06:28:23Z")

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maybe its just me … but when i think butt trumpet… I think of some crazy blowing her asshole while pressing her clitty action. (one of the three buttons on a trumpet)

If thats the case, don’t ask just do it.

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**Author:** ![9c1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9c1/32/7392_2.png) [@9c1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-long-to-wait-before-blowing-the-butt-trumpet/54076/9 "2008-08-29T06:28:41Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> I wish i had a girlfriend :[

You had two cuties with you when I saw you at Sunset on Friday. :gotme:

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**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 6:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-long-to-wait-before-blowing-the-butt-trumpet/54076/10 "2008-08-29T06:29:17Z")

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> [@2TurboZ](#):
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> I dont really care when it happens from me to her…but the first time she does it front of me…she can pack her shit and GTFO.
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> A girls ass is a plan B when she is bleeding from plan A.
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> It is not a noise maker
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> It is not a means to exhaust solid waste from the body.

LOL +1

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 6:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-long-to-wait-before-blowing-the-butt-trumpet/54076/11 "2008-08-29T06:29:28Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> SOMEDAY!

lol, i SEEN you post that a few times now.

I joined the single club recently too

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 6:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-long-to-wait-before-blowing-the-butt-trumpet/54076/12 "2008-08-29T06:33:26Z")

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I think the title should be changed to “How long before I should plug her butt trumpet” or “How long should I wait before I bang her butt trumpet”

girls farting = gross

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**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 6:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-long-to-wait-before-blowing-the-butt-trumpet/54076/13 "2008-08-29T06:34:04Z")

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for real i have never held back… if she does not like how i roll F it… b/c if she sleeps with me i do it all night in my sleep :gotme:

and as far as lickin that shit … it goes down if she lifts her hips and wants it… i may try to slip down there to she if she wants it … but i have not been with someone new in 6 years so in not that much help here

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 6:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-long-to-wait-before-blowing-the-butt-trumpet/54076/14 "2008-08-29T06:34:32Z")

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> [@9c1](#):
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> You had two cuties with you when I saw you at Sunset on Friday. :gotme:

wait a sec. you’re andy’s friend?

or are you someone else who just stalked me? 😛

also, the black haired girl != cutie.

haha

> [@evolve](#):
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> lol, i SEEN you post that a few times now.

haha. there are a number of reasons why saying it is really funny to me, and probably to no one else…

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 6:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-long-to-wait-before-blowing-the-butt-trumpet/54076/15 "2008-08-29T06:40:03Z")

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well thats no fun

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**Author:** ![9c1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9c1/32/7392_2.png) [@9c1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 6:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-long-to-wait-before-blowing-the-butt-trumpet/54076/16 "2008-08-29T06:40:28Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> wait a sec. you’re andy’s friend?
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> or are you someone else who just stalked me? 😛
> 
> also, the black haired girl != cutie.
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> haha

Ya the black hair girl was a little…uh…round. But had a cute face from what I could tell.

I know Mr. Itagaki and Mr. 2TurboZ.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 6:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-long-to-wait-before-blowing-the-butt-trumpet/54076/17 "2008-08-29T06:53:48Z")

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> [@9c1](#):
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> Ya the black hair girl was a little…uh…round. But had a cute face from what I could tell.
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> I know Mr. Itagaki and Mr. 2TurboZ.

lol. so you STALKED ME!

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-long-to-wait-before-blowing-the-butt-trumpet/54076/18 "2008-08-29T06:57:42Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> haha. there are a number of reasons why saying it is really funny to me, and probably to no one else…

we’ll find you a girlfriend christian…don’t worry.

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**Author:** ![9c1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9c1/32/7392_2.png) [@9c1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 7:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-long-to-wait-before-blowing-the-butt-trumpet/54076/19 "2008-08-29T07:13:11Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> lol. so you STALKED ME!

It’s not hard when you’re the only one on the beach wearing a black shirt. 🙂

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 7:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-long-to-wait-before-blowing-the-butt-trumpet/54076/20 "2008-08-29T07:35:39Z")

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> [@9c1](#):
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> It’s not hard when you’re the only one on the beach wearing a black shirt. 🙂

i wanted to wear jeans, but i didn’t want to be jeans at the beach guy…

i got fucking sunburn on my fucking feet like a lil baby.

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