# How long to wait before blowing the butt trumpet? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 29, 2008, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-long-to-wait-before-blowing-the-butt-trumpet/54076 "2008-08-29T06:18:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![AKA-FERRARI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/aka-ferrari/32/7260_2.png) [@AKA-FERRARI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AKA-FERRARI)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-long-to-wait-before-blowing-the-butt-trumpet/54076/21 "2008-08-29T07:39:44Z")
> [@newman](#): > > I wish i didnt scare girls away :[ Fixed ---
**Author:** ![slipstreamxk1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slipstreamxk1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slipstreamxk1)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 7:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-long-to-wait-before-blowing-the-butt-trumpet/54076/22 "2008-08-29T07:42:18Z")
i rarely ever hold back. if you don’t like it too bad. unless i’m in a professional atmosphere of somekind other then my normal office space of course. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-long-to-wait-before-blowing-the-butt-trumpet/54076/23 "2008-08-29T07:47:16Z")
about 20 mins. ---
**Author:** ![Tevenor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@Tevenor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tevenor)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 8:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-long-to-wait-before-blowing-the-butt-trumpet/54076/24 "2008-08-29T08:07:22Z")
About the 3rd stroke or 5th slurp. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-long-to-wait-before-blowing-the-butt-trumpet/54076/25 "2008-08-29T08:20:15Z")
I’m the first girlfriend my boyfriend has farted in front of. I feel honored. And yet, I don’t, because his farts smell so disgusting it makes me want to vomit. I don’t fart. That’s gross. ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-long-to-wait-before-blowing-the-butt-trumpet/54076/26 "2008-08-29T08:21:19Z")
Is that some sort of shitty Dunkirk pickup line? “girl, you’re the first girl I farted in front of…” awww…how romantic. ---
**Author:** ![almostBrett](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/almostbrett/32/5249_2.png) [@almostBrett](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/almostBrett)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 8:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-long-to-wait-before-blowing-the-butt-trumpet/54076/27 "2008-08-29T08:22:52Z")
> [@2TurboZ](#): > > I dont really care when it happens from me to her…but the first time she does it front of me…she can pack her shit and GTFO. > > A girls ass is a plan B when she is bleeding from plan A. > > It is not a noise maker > > It is not a means to exhaust solid waste from the body. hahah agreed to the first part ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-long-to-wait-before-blowing-the-butt-trumpet/54076/28 "2008-08-29T08:23:20Z")
Ew. I wouldn’t date a dirty dunkirk boy. We just happened to move here because it was a great deal. And now I realize it wasn’t such a great deal. But it’s minutes away from school, and closer to my job than Blasdell was. I think we’re going to move to Versailles next. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-long-to-wait-before-blowing-the-butt-trumpet/54076.md?page=1)